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Happy New Year!

To all the readers of ThatsPhucked.  Happy New Year!
I hope you all have a fantastic 2014.  To celebrate, have a pierced pussy!
If you prefer a pierced penis, we have that too!

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Happy Valentines Day Phuckers

Guys, I hope you bought some overpriced and half wilted flowers for your GF/Wife.
Ladies, I hope you give your guy some good head for his efforts.

Happy Valentines day!

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Why men are happier

Happy Man Why are men just plain happier...?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000.
Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.


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Happy New Year

Happy New Year

As we welcome in 2008!  I wish all the readers out there a Happy New Year!

How many of you have New Years Resolutions? Here are the most popular top 10 if you need some ideas:

  1. Lose Weight
  2. Pay Off Debt
  3. Save Money
  4. Get a Better Job
  5. Get Fit
  6. Eat Right
  7. Get a Better Education
  8. Drink Less Alcohol
  9. Quit Smoking Now
  10. Reduce Stress Overall

Now number 1 is to lose weight.  This usually involves joining a gym and for most people only attending for about a month.
Be sure to read tomorrow's article on "Naked in the locker room" for your guide to the Gym Locker Room...

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