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Some people just take texting too far...

You Won't Believe What Just Happened!

Blowjob Or Texting?

I'm sure you've all seen the T-Mobile and iPhone ads with the white chick saying how much better T-Mobile is?
The REAL Question is... Is a T-Mobile sidekick better than a blowjob?

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Arrested for Texting

samsung cricket phone

Recently an incident occurred in a Wisconsin where a 14 year old girl was arrested by police officers after she was reported to the police by her teacher for texting on her phone during class.

The girl was caught texting by her teacher and was asked to hand over the phone, but refused to.  The girl argued back and continued to text during her class.
The pissed off teacher ended up calling the police, who then came to the school to question the girl. After repeatedly denying ever having a phone, officer Jeffrey S. Griffin, noticed that the girl had her pant zipper undone. This lead officer Griffin to believe that the girl hid the phone in her pants...

Officer Griffin then asked for a female officer to perform a physical search. After a frisk down, Officer Paula Roberson retrieved a Samsung Cricket cell phone from "the buttocks area" of the girl. The girl then laughed and was promptly arrested for lying to the police about not having a phone, as well as lying when the officers attempted to ask for the girl's phone number (presumably so they could call her ass)

The 14 year old girl was charged with a misdemeanor with a bail of $298 and a mandate to appear in court.
Arrested for texting in class...

Maybe she should have hid the phone like in this video 1 Girl 1 Phone (Not the girl in this story) - Adult Disclaimer

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