That's Phucked

1 Bottle, 1 Bag, 1 Head

If this guy ever gets pulled over.  Conversation may go something like this:

Cop: "Sir, please hand me your license and regis.... sir, is that a head in your footwell?"

Driver: "Head?  What head?  Where?"

Cop: "There is a head laying in your passenger footwell.  Please step out of the car" 

Driver is currently serving 25 to life... 


Comments (5) -

Should've went with Dr. Pepper. It's the agnostic drink.


why not put into trunk?  Would be a lot safer!!
humm, maybe the trunk is full?  I wonder what would be in there!


replace head with lone breast, would have been better!


Ha ha ha.

No sir, I found it when I stopped to piss. And I rush to hospital to try to help poor fellow. HA HA HA HA.


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clearly the driver is the one missing his head. someone attacked him with a machete and his head toppled into the passenger floor dickholes. watch csi its educational.


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