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10 Bizarre Sex Laws

In Oblong, Illinois: It is punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day

In London: it is illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle

In Fairbanks, Alaska: It is illegal for moose to have sex on city streets

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvanaia, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll both

In Kingsville, Texas: there is a law against having two pigs having sex on the city’s airport property.

In Connorsville, Wisconsin: No man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm

In Ventura County, California: Cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit

In Nevada: Sex without a condom is considered illegal

In Willowdale, Oregon: no man may curse while having sex with his wife.

In Cali, Colombia: A woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

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So... Having sex on a moving motorcycle is legal?

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^^This phucking guy.  16??? My hairy ass!  That is, unless You are the 'mysterious case of Benjamin Button' guy.  Dude, You look 35 if You're a day.  But if You really are 16... saaaaaad, bro.

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Hmmm... Coming from a guy like you, i'm not very offended.

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Is that all, Mr. Burns? Cool, because I'd rather not.  I don't need to catch a statutory rape charge.  Later alligator.  xp

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BlondieGirl
United States BlondieGirl

i dont believe any of this id break like 3 laws. no way would my mom ever be there when i lost my virginity thats just a no no

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BlondieGirl
United States BlondieGirl

btw both of you are having a highly unnecessary argument, just sayin

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Blondie are you new here to this website?

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Oh shit. I live in Las Vegas, so I broke that law in Nevada about once or twice. :\

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That settles it; I'm moving to Colombia.

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Gauntlets Twin
United States Gauntlets Twin

Fuck dis readin shit, I needs pics. Pics o shit likes pussy tits an chicken. I likes chicken, I eats it fo brefast fo lunch an fo dinna. I likes that my food stamps be buyin all da chicken i wants.

I dont wants to live in Nevada, i likes the dick wit nuttin but pussy round it.Chicken real good but Pussy good 2

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Lolzproblem I'm liking the new pic did you put that up for me?

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I can almost see a whole boob with those two half-boobs

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ThatsVeryClever
United States ThatsVeryClever

in all honesty i kinda wanna see more police brutality hah

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Hahahahaha, these laws are so funny it's as if someone drunk or retarded wrote them.

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Man what the fuck has happened to my gravatar pic.

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15 year old....
Canada 15 year old....

@lolzproblem Lol surngical technician or whatever the fuck u wer trying to bull shit everyone in the other post, your phucking stupid. And what do i have against with asians? I can never tell if youra looking at my or not, with their stupid chink food, zipperhead eyes, and kung fu letter bull shit. Now go do your real job you stupid cunt, get on your knees and start sucking dick, excuse my spellin you stupid gook, im drunk.

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for being 15 you need to go back to school and learn proper English.

The best part about you hating on Asians, isn't that your gravitar KIND OF looks like one; but the fact that probably half of everything you own was made in china.

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@ 15 year. I actually think you may be worse than twin or any of the others on this site.If you are going to insist on being a dumb-ass, please do it alone, by yourself, in the dark, the way people like you were meant to be.

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hmm... @15 year old... might not be his/her age, could be anything really, maybe they got a '15 year old' er, car?

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Dude From US
United States Dude From US

Ozzy, I know what happened to your gravatar, it got covered by a shitty, big lipped, muslim nigger

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@Arsonist Nope the picture wasn't for you it was for ME.....and possibly lindsay ;D

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@15 year old bitch
Well asians are not cross eyed first off some may have slighty slanted eyes but not all asians do Second Asian food is a stupid reason to hate an entire race of people that's like hating mexicans because you don't like tacos Third languages are different everywhere all asian languages are alike just because you can't read it doesn't mean you should hate it because you can't take the time to learn it and Fourth my job isn't the same profession you and your mother practiced for generations. So good luck in the real world bitch.

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the funny thing is Lolz, he hates an entire race because of their food. this is where the non-educated part comes in: 90% of Asian cuisine in America is AMERICANIZED. Do you really think they eat sweet and sour chicken in china? It's not REAL AUTHENTIC Asian food. If you had authentic Asian food you'd love the entire race long time -.-

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@15 Year Old Woman
*You
*were
*Fucking
*You're
*me
*stupid
For a 15 year old, you're pretty damn stupid, and no, you are not drunk.

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Shit when I was 15 I was getting shit faced all the time

pot
ecstacy
acid
coke
dramamine
alcohol all before I was 15

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Wow fix my avatar

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I think just because of the fact that he mispelled all those words means he's probably drunk..

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Dude From US
United States Dude From US

I want to eat moo goo gai pan off of Lolz's tits. Mr Rike, Me Rike!!!!!

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Keep dreaming micro dick. T_T

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Man, all these comments are bombarind my email inbox, i wish i never subscribed to this post.  Fuck, stop talking people, i cant read my emails cuz you are cluttering my inbox.

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@Lardproblem, You always use tiny dick come backs just because your hiding from the fack that my dick, is monsterous. Okaymk?

Perhaps you have a lil dick clit hermie? Tiny dick insults only insult people with tiny dicks.

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Tharrs my gravatar, avatar, whatever the fuck.

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fact*

You probably couldnt wrap both your tiny chink hands around my huge member.

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Lolz everytime i see a cmnt from you:

http://alltheragefaces.com/face/happy-big-smile

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You are right about the me not being able to wrap my hands on your dick because the biggest thing I could wrap on it was a tiny piece of string LOL
Besides I can't have a dick because I'm a woman you dumb white trash piece of shit YEEHAH.

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How the phuck do I change my avatar picture? I wanna be cool & post retarded shit about hot asians who wouldn't suck yalls dick with her grandmothers mouth too :/

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"How the phuck do I change my avatar picture? I wanna be cool & post retarded shit..."  
I got some news for you, amber, if You don't know how to upload a pic then You are already a retard.  I tell'ya, this site tends to attract only Dumb hoes and transgender floozies who have a thing for chink ladyboys.
Speaking of floozies, whatever happened to my peach? I think she's been avoiding me...  =(  
And I don't usually agree with HomoDevil but Ozman does look like Obama but with down syndrome.LMAO  Good one!
It's beer-o-clock and time for Ol' Smitty to hit a couple Pabst Blue Ribbons.  Cheers, Phuckers.  ;)

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Gravatar must be operated by LindsHE.  Retards...

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2 ol smittys Now neither of them will be virgins TROLOLLOLOLOLOl

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Dude From US
United States Dude From US

Miserable Cunt, that is all you can say about the lezbo Lolz. So what she has great tits, she is a cunt. That is what Mr Small Dick has to say. Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt and enough nigger to be trash. Cunt Nigger Bitch

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Aye, horse-face, who in the hell keeps putting peanut butter on your gums and making you yap like that? I mean, Jesus, You'd think they were bringing back the tv show "Mr.Ed" the way you keep talking.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_PZPpWTRTU

TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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^^^^^
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA(Cough) AHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHa Ahh that made my day thanks you white trashed southern mirco dicked bitch for making my day ahhh fuck XD.

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Dude From US
United States Dude From US

CUNT

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Sorry smitty but your mother doesn't go on this site she has to spend all her time at the local corner sucking off old hicks and homeless men to pay for all your video games and seamen flavored cookies you keep stuffing down your throat.
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLolololololololoOLOLOL

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U Mad Doofus Trollfaic.jpg

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All you can say about doofus here is that he is a small dicked pussy who couldn't even ask a girl what time it is because he doesn't even have the balls to say hi to a female he is racist because every other race has a bigger dick than he does and he's mad that he can never get laid ever and that his right hand even fell asleep on him when they were getting it on AMIDOINITRIGHT!

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As for smitty he's just a typical Hillbilly fuckin his sister and his mother because no one else would wit his daddy beatin his ass with a stick and thats why he has a deformed son named Ricky bob rick the third with 3 feet and 9 toes oh ho ho Alright I'm going to try and speak his native language here we go Tell your pa that he needs to stay way from these here city parts we don't take kindly to yer folk round here ahyuk ahyuck

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As for Lolz? Me thinks her dad was doing his 2nd tour up in Vietnam and was looking for some sucky-sucky and some boom-boom but the little Vietnamese ladies were scared because 'soul brother too boucoup' and so Lolz's daddy had to settle for a ladyboy whose asshole was so big that he used to smuggle in Vietcongs in her ass across enemy lines.  Anyway, the ladyboy shat out Lolz 9 months later and was shipped to the states out of fear that the hungry natives might think to feast on the baby Lolz because they had ran fresh out of dog.  AMIRIGHT?

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...and damn, Lolz, I think You may have actually hurt DFUS's feelings.  I think He's genuinely saddened.LOL  Maybe He thinks You two actually had something.LMAO =p

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Sorry Smitty but I'm Japanese so your argument is invalid. Smile
Good movie reference off of full metal jacket though.

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Ol' shmitty pants, get pooped on. Leave this site your scaring away the costumers

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haha Lardproblem you just owned his ass.

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

I'm almost sure dat Nevada law is bullshit!  I mean how many times has ppl fucked in Las Vegas an' conceived?  An' sex without a condom's illegal?

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Nah I figured it out. I'de rather spin around on my stripper pole than sit on a fucking computer all day memorizing jpeg & html & whatnot. Thanks for the concern though Smile
Gauntlet, Reno is the STD capitol of the US. Drunken marraiges, hookers on every corner, things of that nature. Isn't surprising.

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How the fuck to i change my icon?

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Never mind. I figured it out.

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shitty can suck a dick he dont no wat hes talking about all u races fucks can choke on 1 2 stop disrespecting lindsay and lolz, they didnt do shit 2 u and lil 15 year old ur probably asian and u hate ur self so u talk shit 2 others, and shitty u think u could get a girl wit a mullet i dont even think a girl wit progeria would get wit u

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Dickismyname
United States Dickismyname

Ha! I'm from Ventura County California. Our dog got knocked up once by accidents. Fuck.

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Matt how can you say it doesn't? did you try? i did! and it does!

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