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13 Year Old Father

This poor bastard  Alfie Patten is now the "proud father" of a newborn kid named Maisie with his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman.
He looks like more like 8 rather than 13 years old and is only 4 feet tall!

Maisie was conceived after Chantelle and Alfie who was only 12 years old at the time, had a single night of unprotected sex.

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13 years old with a baby? shit, .......nuff said

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That is pathetic nd the parents let the girl keep the child im sry but they r way 2 young 2 hav kids... they r still kids themselves

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And this is why I'm pro-choice...

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Dragonmaster
Dragonmaster

All of you anti-abortion people, I dedicate this post to you, see this is what happens when abortion isn't an option and you don't educate your kids.  once the anti-abortion laws kick in, you are sure to see a phuck load more of this kind of thing.  Every day there are hundreds of teenagers who end up pregnant because of a stupid decisions,or because they were, either abused and Raped,  and everyday there are young kids who make the decisions to have an abortion because of it.  Although I say Children should not be having sex, I also say that under certain screwed up circumstances, Abortion can and is fully justifiable I am pro choice, but as a responsible adult and proud parent I would never ask my girl to abort a child.  as for the case of a 12 year old girl.. your damn right I would recommend abortion.. damn right and I don't care who disagrees!

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abelnightroad
United States abelnightroad

heh he saw his whole life flash before him i bet! so no more video games
for you

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that thing about the 13 year old kid with a baby would be believe able if it had an actual teen with the baby but you can total tell its fake with the 8 year old in the pik with his new born baby sister

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@ baby: are you living under a rock? This has been in the news internationally for days...

When a reporter asked him what he was going to do financially, he replied "what's financially?". Enough said.

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Two dumb ass kids who cant keep it in their pants does not justify an abortion. that's an easy out either teach those fuckers some responsibility by making them get after school jobs and support that bastard or give it up for adoption.  WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO ADOPTION?  the first thing anyone thinks when a baby is made and no one wants it is to kill it. IF YOU THINK THIS WAY YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF.  Did you ever notice all the supporters of abortion weren't killed at birth.

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This has been all over the papers in the UK for the last few days.

They did have the option of an abortion - they chose not to take it and to raise the kid. Girl was 14-15 ish so not as bad as the dad. No more bad then the other hundreds of teen preganancies anyway...

There are also 2 other boys who've come forward saying they are the Dad. Probably just trying to get cash for their stories but DNA tests are the latest round of 'news'.

My favourite quote. "I'll be OK with it. I get £10 pocket money a week and can get some more money off my Dad if I need it."

I know some housing estates are dull to live on but this comes down to intelligence (or lack thereof) and basic knowledge.

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i read the newspaper with this in and he may not even be the father. some other kid might be. and yes that kid is really 13

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if you think this is bad look up lina medina she had a baby when she was only 5 1/2 years old.

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I've been sexually active since i was 13 but i was always safe. I was educated about sex when i started asking questions. This is the kind of shit that happens when children are kept stupid and mis-informed.

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leave him alone for fucks sake!
I think its cute and as long as he looks after the baby then hes fine..

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you go kiddo lol  i didnt get laid till i was 16 lol

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Damn...I'm 40 and i don't have no kid's! The lady's just don't love me like that!!! What's the secret kid? No I'm not some disgusting slob!!!

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Oh my god, this kid is seriously 13?!

This is so sad...and why I'm pro-choice...

He's just a kid himself. I'm seriously wondering how the hell these two are gonna support that kid. Definitely help from the parents no questions asked, but still. My god...that is phucked up!

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@ Ken:
You say that they need to learn responsibility by getting an after - school job right?
How the phuck are they supposed to get a phucking job if they are THIRTEEN AND FOURTEEN?
Duh... maybe they should learn tough love and raise the child.
Abortion is right under the correct circumstances.


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oh man... I feel so sry for the kid.. the girl is so damn ugly..

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What the hell curtis? This is not cute, now this dumb ass kid has to throw away his early years of adult hood to this child, and this child wont have a real father because he's not old enough to truly understand the concept of having children - although he will soon. And that 15 year old girl should have known better! She's older, and just because she's a pedophile doesn't mean she can drag this younge boy into her deprived sex life. (And what the hell is with the two other guys claiming to be dad? What the hell has she been doing?)

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WhattheFuCK!!"?
United States WhattheFuCK!!"?

that chik loved small penis's...thats for sure

but goddamn, 12!!!..... im not having babies until im like in my 30's!!

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leave him alone for fucks sake!
I think its cute and as long as he looks after the baby then hes fine..


It's cute to have unprotected sex when you're only 13.
Really!!!???
I seriously hope that you get slapped on a daily basis

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NikitaNarcissus
United States NikitaNarcissus

Just my two cents. Being pro choice, is a CHOICE, that these kids did not obviously take. You can't penalize the world for not sharing your point of view. I don't think it's a good idea, at thirteen, I was lost in a sea of myself, and couldn't care for someone or something else if I had tried my hardest. I had my daughter at sixteen, I'm now turning 19 in April - And my beautiful happy healthy girl is two, we both lead good lives and I plan to make sure she understands why I made the choices I did, and educate her on other possibilities of it not turning out as well as it did for me.

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Juliana
      The after school job will pay for the bastard they made.  the time for teaching them responsibility is way too far in the past.  an as for working I was doing odd jobs and making money when I was 13 or 14.  Any 15 year old can work at McDonalds.  Abortion in this case shouldn't be an option because there should'nt be a baby to kill in the first place.

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the kid's just pumped that him and his kid can play with the same toys.

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Seriously? All of you people would rather abort the baby if you're in the same situation? Wow. So life to day is like nothing. How about adoption? Or early sex education. teaching kids to use contraceptives to avoid early pregnancy? Not abortion for Life's sake.

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Haha. Kid got a baby fuck. No more games and partying, time to drink and take care of a tiny little asshole. Good game.

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Don't be stupid
United Kingdom Don't be stupid

Once again, I feel I should punish some of the stupidity on this board.
The father is 13. The mother is 15. They decided together that an abortion wasn't what they wanted.

Ken, your arguement makes as much sense as a retard overdosing on crack.
"Two dumb ass kids who cant keep it in their pants does not justify an abortion. that's an easy out..."
Bringing a child into an unstable, unsuitable family is not going to be a good thing. The child is not going to be loved, and that is likely to fuck it up. We all make mistakes, why should a child pay for them?

I think you need to stop preaching your bullshit to intelligent people. Think before you post, it works better.

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LMAO NO WAY
Canada LMAO NO WAY

its fake i saw an artical that the parent said he was the father so shed get money  or some sh!t google it they told everyone he was the father ... dont get me wrong it does happen but this one isnt real im almost positive

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bottom line.....kids of that age shouldnt be even thinking of sex at that age....absolutely shocking....what the hell is going on!!!

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To Don't be stupid
                The point I'm trying to get across is there shouldn't be a baby in the first place.  Any reasonable person would realize that if you cant take care of yourself maybe you should not go out and phuck some girl without some protection.  that is the problem with most people they don't think before they do shit and then when they get in a tight spot they look for the easiest way out.( not in this case)
            Who said that family was unstable I think your unstable maybe that family will love that baby and help raise it.  Not all families just instantly say fuck that baby some actually give a damb.  You say we all make mistakes which is evident because you were born, I think people should think before they do something and there would be fewer mistakes.
          As far as preaching goes I am not even close.  If everyone on this site is as retarded as you then there are no intelligent people to preach my bullshit to.  
        One good thing did come of this.  You have changed my mind about abortion.  I thought it only appropriate in cases of rape or forced incest stuff like that where both people involved don't give consent but reading what you wrote I think that If someone is as dumb as the gene pool you came from then abort that fucker and save everyone a little more time.            

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Don't be stupid
United Kingdom Don't be stupid

Ken
You said I was dumb, but have you got any evidence? You state that I am dumb, but you do not back up your claims with fact. Don't feel bad, most people can't do it. Most people state their opinions but can't back them up. I struggle a lot of the time.

My argument with you was about your comment "2 dumb kids having sex is no reason for abortion". That comment is far and away the WORST argument against abortion I have ever heard. Its so bad, it actually supports abortion. "Two dumb kids"... I don't know about you, but I feel that if anyone is going to be an unfit parent, it'll be a dumb kid. So why would you want to bring a child into the world that would be raised by dumb kids? unfit parents?

I'm not saying that teenagers can't make good parents, but only if they are mature and willing to sacrifice a lot to care for their children. I know this from first hand experience.

I'm not going to get personal Ken, I don't even know you.

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Amberlipgloss
Australia Amberlipgloss

oh for goodness sakes!
A penis goes into a vagina the penis ejaculates into the vagina possibly fertilizing an egg.

This is not political.
This is not a religious debate.
This is not something some ppl did for attention.

This is a situation of two young ppl experimenting with sex and a baby happened. This is natural, normal and necesary for the continued existance of the human race.

Is it ideal for a 13 year old biy to father a child....No
Will the child have a traditional nuclear family....No
Could the child be happy and healthy.....Yes

And buy the way have any of u Really considered the socio-economic factors associated with the parents and grand parents of baby Maisie?

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hes not the father! they proved it by DNA check it out news.aol.com/.../398888?icid=main|main|dl1|link1|http%3A%2F%2Fnews.aol.com%2Farticle%2Fbritish-boy-isnt-father%2F398888

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whats even MORE fucked up is that hes not even the father..

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I REALLY DON'T CARE WHAT YOU PEOPLE SAY, ABORTION IS NOT RIGHT!!! UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE. TAKE IT FROM A GIRL WHO WAS RAPED AND GOT PREGNANT FROM IT. I HAVE THE BABY UP FOR ADOPTION SO FUCK YOU "PRO-CHOICE" PEOPLE

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To Elyse:
Wow, now what would you say to the child?
"Hey, you were a mistake. And now I'm giving you away. Be glad I didn't abort you."

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NecronomicoN
NecronomicoN

HaHa you stupid kid!  That's what you get for fuckin' when you don't know SHIT.

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Having sex was the best 5 seconds of his life.

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{{I REALLY DON'T CARE WHAT YOU PEOPLE SAY, ABORTION IS NOT RIGHT!!! UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE. TAKE IT FROM A GIRL WHO WAS RAPED AND GOT PREGNANT FROM IT. I HAVE THE BABY UP FOR ADOPTION SO FUCK YOU "PRO-CHOICE" PEOPLE}}

Abortion is right, with the over population of the globe and its resources being stretched to the limit, a few less people every year would do the world a big favor. If i was aborted would i care? no i wouldn't be here.

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its fake they only done it to get publicity and have you seen the mum when it was in the news she was about 17 and phuck ugly

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it turns out this story isn't true the parents only wanted money, the real father was 16

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global princess
United Kingdom global princess

he's not the father, it turns out the mother was a tramp and she slept with someone else before him, lol i'm from london (UK) and it was all over every newspaper, last year sometime lol lol tramp

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Of course the original is better than the copy. I think The iphone 4 is nice and fantastic.

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