Two guys are out partying. They pick up to 2 girls and take them back to their place.
They’re having a good time drinking with great conversation. One of the friend’s takes one of the girls back into his bedroom. The other guy is not so into the other friend, so they continue chatting and drinking in the living room.
Sounds of sex soon fill the apartment from the other guy’s bedroom. Screaming and moaning, all the signs of a good time!
Suddenly she screams “Don’t cum inside me, don’t cum inside me” followed 10 seconds later by “AAGGHH MY EYE, MY EYE”
To make mater's worse, they only discovered they were both prostitutes later.
What is the moral of this story?
If you’re going to shoot, make sure you shoot into a bullet proof container. That would be a Condom.