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Scrotum Self-Repair

This is a story that is no longer an urban legend, but has now been confirmed by the attending physician Dr. William A. Morton, Jr.

WARNING: Not for the faint of heart or those with sensitive testicles...

So this guy who works in a machine shop spent lunchtimes alone, where he regularly enjoyed the sexual thrill of placing his penis on the moving canvas fan belt of a piece of machinery. One day, the excitement had caused him to lose his concentration and the fan-belt had snatched his scrotum into the fly-wheel, throwing him several feet across the floor and removing his left testicle. Rather than go to hospital, he self-administered first aid using a staple gun and then continued work when his colleagues returned. It was two weeks before he got around to visiting the hospital.

I can only hope that after this incident, he uses more normal methods like inserting his penis into a vacuum cleaner nozzle...

Read the article from the doctor

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hhahahaha what a brilliant man....would've been safer just to buy a masturbater ^_^

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What ever floats your boat, right?

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Or whatever rips off your testicle

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o yeah baby

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lmao. Seriously. lmao. Ignorant Phuck Bag.

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