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Thailand and "Lady Boys"

by Mr. Phucked 10/14/2007 1:02:00 PM

Thailand and Lady Boys 
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Planning your trip to Asia yet?  Thinking of Thailand? Are you single/horny?
Then allow me to fill you in with a little advice...

In Thailand there are what's called "Lady boys" which as the name suggests are boys who are now "Ladies"
Now lady I use loosely.  These ladies can be in various stages of "completeness"  Most have breasts and many still have their penises!

BE VERY CAREFUL...

These Lady boys can look just like the real thing!!  If you're drunk, you might not realize this until a penis is dangling in front of your face!
Nothing sobers you up more than a girl with breasts and a penis in your face.

How do you spot Lady Boys?

First, check the Adam's apple.  If she looks like a man, she probably is!
Lady boys usually hang out in lady boy bars.  Typically you will see a bunch of recently arrived English tourists on their first night out in these bars.
They think they have struck gold with so many "women" and not much competition.

Lady boys typically use some fangled contraption to pull their penis between their legs towards their ass.  This means that you cannot easily grab their crotch area to check for penis status.

So how do you know for sure?  No sure way... During your first few nights, observe the women and you will soon learn the art of spotting the "Lady Boy"

Good luck and remember a safe penis is wrapped in bubble wrap (aka condom)

* She is NOT a lady boy, don't worry, she does look good

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2/19/2008 4:01:44 AM

jetenderq

love to have sex with lady boy

jetenderq in

4/4/2008 4:14:36 AM

bruno

jetenderq... u r gay

bruno pt

4/6/2008 2:18:27 AM

I'll hit if I want it

Fuck that I would treat that shit up too, fuck two of them and can't wait to do it again.

I'll hit if I want it gb

4/17/2008 11:23:55 PM

Oh So Fuckable

Here's another test... ask her what her name is... if she answers "Dave", run! :OD

Oh So Fuckable gb

4/23/2008 10:10:30 AM

hero

ya i would run if it was a ladyboy ..i would scream and say eeks a penis..

hero us

4/23/2008 10:47:16 AM

Whoever

And there are so many ladyboys working in regular gogo bars between all the girls and many guys will never ever know, that they shagged a boy (with a man made pussy in thi case).

Spotted 3 in Club Boesche last weekend...

Whoever th

4/27/2008 3:53:05 PM

Squee

haha lady boy....the term makes me giggle

Squee us

5/2/2008 11:11:54 PM

benny

Hey, what happens in Thailand, stays in Thailand!

Still I have think that if you "don't notice it", chances are you really wanted it on some subconscious level. I say just go with it, be happy, life is short.

benny us

5/3/2008 2:09:43 AM

Mr. Phucked

Have you sampled the "lady boy"...? Or do you want to...?

They will love you over there!

Mr. Phucked us

7/9/2008 1:22:50 PM

billywizz

if it looks stunning it's a ladyboy (katoey) if u pull one by mistake not wsorry turn it round and it still got a hole... hehehe

billywizz gb

7/12/2008 2:47:46 AM

jew4life

hahaha lady boy? don't you mean shemale... eww... I'd run screw that crap.... run very very far away...
I want a girl with at least two holes haha

jew4life il

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