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Why do we love the drunken girl?

by Mr. Phucked 10/23/2007 4:15:00 PM
Sexy Halloween Girl Do you ever notice that in any club, bar or party that the "drunken girl" is a highly sought after commodity?
Why is this?
It's simple really.  Any guy wishing an easy "lay" may get this very easily from the "drunken girl"
Case and point…

I attended a Halloween house party on Saturday night and standing in line for the bathroom, some drunken girl cuts in line and goes into the bathroom.  I follow her in with the intention of actually removing her.
Door closes in the bathroom, we’re alone, she asks me to pee, and I ask her to pee first.  None of us do, so I tell her my costume would need to be removed by her first.
She knelt between my legs and started to grab at my crotch and remove my pants.  Obviously this was heading in a pretty good direction.  Unfortunately some inconsiderate bastard busts open the door disrupting what would have been a religious experience I'm sure!
The bathroom party was then broken up, but it just goes to show you that a "drunken girl" will suck you off in the bathroom without even asking your name.

The American dream?  I think so…

Small Print: The girl shown above did attend the party, but was not in the bathroom
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10/24/2007 8:43:25 AM

Dogs Balls

That is an awesome picture and story. I really need to get out more!!

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12/4/2007 7:26:30 PM

Kapsha

amen brotha

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3/29/2008 6:02:05 PM

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4/11/2008 2:43:33 PM

Oh So Fuckable

Naaaaaaa, you want a bit of a challenge. Drunk = Easy. Where's the fun in that? ;O)

Where has this blog been all my internet life?! Funny AND relevant :OD

Oh So Fuckable gb

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