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Gangbang on CraigsList

Over the weekend I decided to have some fun with Craig’s list (CL) craigslist.org

I’m sure many of the frequent readers of this site have visited Craig’s list and know the personals section to be as seedy as a massage parlor in Thailand.  For those CL virgins, let me elaborate.

In the personals section we have the following categories:

  1. Strictly Platonic (Very few entries in here)
  2. Women seeking women (Big smile)
  3. Women seeking men
  4. Men seeking women
  5. Men seeking men (uuuuh, yeah)
  6. Misc romance
  7. Casual encounters
  8. Missed connections
  9. Rants and raves

For categories 2-5 there is a very high percentage of ads from either escorts (hookers), massage parlors who provide special massages and idiots trying to make some commission by pushing sites like adultfriendfinder.com

I decided to post an ad under categories 4 and 7.  My ad read as follows:

Drinks tonight?
My date cancelled on me so is anyone up for meeting for a few drinks?  Let’s see if we have any chemistry…
About me:
28 y/o
6’ 2”
Good build
Dark hair and Blue eyes

So what responses did I receive?

• There were 6 responses from idiots pushing some sex sites. 
• One response from a fat “ethnic” woman who was available after midnight. No amount of drinks would make me meet up with her!
• One response from a guy who stated that he and his girlfriend would like to meet me and gave me his phone number.  Now this one sounded like a good story…

I decided to call this guy to see what the deal was.  The call went like this...

He and I small talked for a few minutes discussing where I was from, what I like to do and my favorite drinks.  He invites me over to his place for some drinks with him and his girl.  He says he has lots of wine and vodka so it should be a good time.
I ask him what he has in mind.
He says my girl really likes to get gangbanged and double teamed.   Double teaming of course is when both men are phucking the girl at the same time.
Apparently she really likes to get double teamed.  He proceeded to give me directions to his place and when the call came to an end I hung up and burst out laughing.

I've always wondered about the dynamics of double teaming.  One guy is in the vagina, the other the ass.  Do their balls touch?  I should think so, not so cool!
Then I thought of other possibilities that could be far worse!
What if this guy used this ploy to get guys to come over to man rape them?  He could be some big burly guy who might try to man rape my ass?
I would knock at the door, the door would open and I would be pulled inside ahh , the agony!

So what did I do?  I decided to play Halo 3 on Xbox 360 and keep my asshole safe.

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a safe, not-getting-buttraped asshole is a happy asshole

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aahahaaaa same shit here but ended up on warhawk ps3 XD... whatever man funny stuff

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Xbox 360? Poor you!
Haha, good story.

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