23 November 2007 00:30
Walk around any mall, walk down any street. What are you likely to see?
Butt crack! Some good, some ugly, but lots of butt crack!
I have no problem with nice sexy butt crack, especially those shrouded in a nice little thong...
But what about those really large butts whose cracks are attempting to burst out of their jeans?
Personally, I think they should be banned. I don't want to see a fat pale butt crack staring at me. It scares me and gives small children nightmares!
I don't want to appear on the show “When butt cracks attack”
What can you do to save your eyesight and children?
Write to your Senator stating that for human decency, fat butt crack should be banned and written into federal law
Go talk to the butt crack, tell it to go back into the pants and hide
Walk up to the person and pull up their pants
Spray paint the butt crack in a similar fashion to the spray on hair commercials
Whatever your chosen method, we must stick together to rid the world of the epidemic known as “fat butt crack syndrome”
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