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The Good, The Butt and the Ugly

Walk around any mall, walk down any street.  What are you likely to see?
Butt crack!  Some good, some ugly, but lots of butt crack!

I have no problem with nice sexy butt crack, especially those shrouded in a nice little thong...

Sexy thong girls Sexy thong girl

But what about those really large butts whose cracks are attempting to burst out of their jeans?
Personally, I think they should be banned.  I don't want to see a fat pale butt crack staring at me. It scares me and gives small children nightmares!
I don't want to appear on the show “When butt cracks attack”

What can you do to save your eyesight and children?

  • Write to your Senator stating that for human decency, fat butt crack should be banned and written into federal law
  • Go talk to the butt crack, tell it to go back into the pants and hide
  • Walk up to the person and pull up their pants
  • Spray paint the butt crack in a similar fashion to the spray on hair commercials

Whatever your chosen method, we must stick together to rid the world of the epidemic known as “fat butt crack syndrome”

Good luck

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There's a reason they call them Whale Tails...

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Whale Tails, how appropriate!

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I think that the name isn´t important...
every man must look at the so called whale Tail ^^

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Out here in the boonies any tail looks good........

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if u ask me them are nice asses id smackem

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很棒哦!

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very good~

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while i respect the opinion and the voice of the person who wrote this, i must add an emphatic SHUT THE FUCK UP! i for one enjoy it. so long as its not on us males its great but i guess you gotta take the good with the bad

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strictly business
United States strictly business

all of you need to get a life

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Scarlet Uchiha
United States Scarlet Uchiha

wow, no ass, well i guess i should've known, they're white, so i guess its OK

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VERY VERY NICE..ALL SALUTE MR.PHUCKED FOR POSTING THIS...I THINK ITS SEXY AS HELL...

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that chick walking down the sidewalk, man i eat  mile of her shit to kiss her ass, PHUCK YEAH !!!!!!!

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艹你妈、
People's Republic of China 艹你妈、

俺媳妇、哦耶!!

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WHAT ABOUT GUY ASSES? ._o ARE THOSE "HOT", TOO?

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I am getting way to addicted to this site.  

And yes, I totally agree, only nice butt crack should be allowed.  There should be butt crack police that walk around fining everyone with ugly butt crack, and arresting guy that show ANY crack!

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Damn foreigners metamorphosis. Into this site, I am sick for 10 months, what are his mother! We Chinese do not these disgusting things! ! Grass! Metamorphosis! Disgusting! !

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真好啊~!

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LookAtMeISmokeWeed
United States LookAtMeISmokeWeed

I have seen the third butt crack in ads for porn sites

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滚一边去啊
People's Republic of China 滚一边去啊

去你奶奶的!真变态

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呵呵!!不错哈!!!!!

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I don't really see the problem with it. I don't really mind seeing it myself Tong

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一只游泳的鱼
People's Republic of China 一只游泳的鱼

外国人就是猛呀

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