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The Good, The Butt and the Ugly

by Mr. Phucked 11/22/2007 9:30:00 PM

Walk around any mall, walk down any street.  What are you likely to see?
Butt crack!  Some good, some ugly, but lots of butt crack!

I have no problem with nice sexy butt crack, especially those shrouded in a nice little thong...

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But what about those really large butts whose cracks are attempting to burst out of their jeans?
Personally, I think they should be banned.  I don't want to see a fat pale butt crack staring at me. It scares me and gives small children nightmares!
I don't want to appear on the show “When butt cracks attack”

What can you do to save your eyesight and children?

  • Write to your Senator stating that for human decency, fat butt crack should be banned and written into federal law
  • Go talk to the butt crack, tell it to go back into the pants and hide
  • Walk up to the person and pull up their pants
  • Spray paint the butt crack in a similar fashion to the spray on hair commercials

Whatever your chosen method, we must stick together to rid the world of the epidemic known as “fat butt crack syndrome”

Good luck

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11/23/2007 7:39:22 PM

lotgk

There's a reason they call them Whale Tails...

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11/24/2007 8:24:02 PM

Mr. Phucked

Whale Tails, how appropriate!

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4/25/2008 2:43:29 PM

Jose

I think that the name isn´t important...
every man must look at the so called whale Tail ^^

Jose es

8/20/2008 6:24:47 PM

McCow

Out here in the boonies any tail looks good........

McCow us

8/25/2008 1:29:50 AM

dirt

if u ask me them are nice asses id smackem

dirt us

9/16/2008 2:33:46 AM

jin zhang

很棒哦！

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10/17/2008 2:41:58 AM

Chaos Xu

very good~

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11/20/2008 9:47:02 PM

simian god

while i respect the opinion and the voice of the person who wrote this, i must add an emphatic SHUT THE FUCK UP! i for one enjoy it. so long as its not on us males its great but i guess you gotta take the good with the bad

simian god us

12/6/2008 10:19:34 PM

strictly business

all of you need to get a life

strictly business us

12/9/2008 11:13:06 PM

Scarlet Uchiha

wow, no ass, well i guess i should've known, they're white, so i guess its OK

Scarlet Uchiha us

12/15/2008 8:11:47 PM

RICK

VERY VERY NICE..ALL SALUTE MR.PHUCKED FOR POSTING THIS...I THINK ITS SEXY AS HELL...

RICK us

2/2/2009 3:30:11 PM

we35y

that chick walking down the sidewalk, man i eat mile of her shit to kiss her ass, PHUCK YEAH !!!!!!!

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2/7/2009 4:57:57 PM

艹你妈、

俺媳妇、哦耶!!

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6/10/2009 7:31:43 PM

XRETARDEDX

WHAT ABOUT GUY ASSES? ._o ARE THOSE "HOT", TOO?

XRETARDEDX us

10/19/2009 10:41:27 PM

Sarah Millery

I am getting way to addicted to this site.

And yes, I totally agree, only nice butt crack should be allowed. There should be butt crack police that walk around fining everyone with ugly butt crack, and arresting guy that show ANY crack!

Sarah Millery us

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