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Why are eHarmony girls ugly?

by Mr. Phucked 11/6/2007 9:30:00 PM
OK, I will admit it.  I do some online dating.  Why do I do it you might ask?
Is it because I'm a sad loser?
I have no game?
Hookers cost too much?

I figure the more sources the better!

Herein lies the problem.  With increased sources of new dates comes increased risk.
What's the risk?  Ugly women!

How ugly are these women online?
Most would not look out of place on a farm with a machine attached to their nipples sucking milk out of them.

I wish I could attach some pictures because many of them are truly hideous.  I'm sure they have good personalities, but who really cares!
Here are some examples of the kinds of girls I have been matched with:
  • Fat girl eating a burger
  • Girl so fat you cannot see her eyes
  • Girl extracted from Area 51
  • Ultimate nerd girl
  • Road kill girl
  • Girl with eyes that point in different directions.
  • Prison tat girl
  • Prison mug shot girl
eHarmony will send you matches that the system thinks are a good match.  I would say out of 20 that it sends me; maybe 1 or 2 do not produce barf in my throat.
But I will say this for them.  The 5% that I sometimes meet have been very nice people.
I just wish they would do something to solve the farm animal syndrome.

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12/18/2007 8:57:04 PM

WOW

all i can say is, "UBER FUNNY"!

WOW us

12/19/2007 8:37:16 AM

Mr. Phucked

If you had seen the pictures, you would have been scared too!

Mr. Phucked us

3/1/2008 4:08:39 PM

Ares

I can count on 1 hand the number of matches I've had on eharmony, and I've been there over a year. That place sucks they drop your messages, and I never even saw any of my match's pictures.

Ares us

3/27/2008 5:47:02 PM

Artie Zinn

hey im kinda new 2 site but ive seen alot and only been on like 2 hours. Love the site and please send me some of the pics of chiks if at all possible.

Artie Zinn us

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