I work out at the local gym 3 days a week so I always end up in the locker room. It's really amazing the weird stuff that guys do in the locker room and from chatting with some female friends, woman do some strange stuff too!
For Men I have witnessed the following weirdness:
- Men blow drying their pubic region with the communal hair dryer
- There is TV in the locker room with comfortable leather chairs. Men sit and watch TV whilst completely naked. Their ass is sitting where other male ass has sat before. So it’s really like there ass is touching other naked guys ass. I wonder if they’ve ever thought of it that way?
- Gay guys who frequent the shower area to check out unsuspecting guys showering.
- Why is it always the fat men with really small penises who like to walk around naked? If I looked like them, I would not!
Now onto the woman (From my friends observations)
- Woman who arrive in the locker room, then spend 30 minutes applying make up
- The same woman on the aerobic machine on the lowest setting, close to the attractive men.
- Same woman return to locker room without any sweat, messed up makeup or messy hair. Presumably with a few phone numbers…
- Same problem as men in regard to gratuitous nakedness. Fat woman with hairy pubic regions who really should be fully dressed!
So in conclusion. The locker room can be pretty Phucked Up!
My advice, keep your head low, don't shower, get in, get out as quick as possible.
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