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Largest Poo in the World?

by Mr. Phucked 2/18/2008 9:30:00 PM
Thank you very much to the "Poomaster" for submitting this story!

How was the massive poo laid?

  1. Eat a lot, don't poo.
  2. Wait 6 days.
  3. After poo has sufficiently festered, it is now ready to be laid. 
  4. After 6 days, it's just dying to be set free, so set it free.
  5. Ensure no one else is around.
  6. Lay down 2 strips of Aluminum foil in front of an open door frame.
  7. Strip naked.
  8. Place one foot and one hand on each side of the door frame and place yourself into a squat position.
  9. Ensure you are securely hanging from the door frame, ass above one end of the foil, furthest away from the door frame.
  10. Start to squeeze the buttocks, but not too much, it has to be a controlled drop.
  11. As it starts to come out and approaches the foil, this is VERY important.  Don't laugh! This will only pinch the poo resulting in a waste of 6 days preparation.
  12. When the poo first reaches the foil and continues its death spiral, start to slowly pull yourself toward the door frame.
  13. Continue this movement until the entire poo has been laid to rest.
  14. Look down and admire your work.
  15. Wipe ass.
  16. Measure poo with Sprite can and measuring stick.
  17. If you want to capture the occasion, grab your camera and capture what truly is the ultimate Kodak moment.

Poomaster massive poo

Above picture shows Poo measuring 3.2 sprites (Almost 15 inches)

 Poomaster massive poo

Close up of poo showing texture and consistency.  Can you spot the corn?

 Poomaster massive poo

Poo cut up into 4 sections, ready for disposal.

How is the poo disposed of?

  1. Cut the poo using a cutting device into 4 sections (Metal dry cleaning hanger is very effective)
  2. Once it's cut into 4 (or more) sections grab some toilet paper and dispose of each section into the toilet and flush.
    WARNING: Do not dispose of the whole poo into toilet as this will cause a blockage of massive proportions.  Resulting in brown water flooding, massive stinkiness and untold embarrassment.
  3. After each section has been flushed, roll up Aluminum foil and dispose into trash.
  4. Smile.  Consider yourself one Phucked Up human being.
  5. Submit your pictures to Mr. Phucked at Phucked@ThatsPhucked.com for review and possible infamy on this site.
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2/19/2008 5:56:51 AM

WOW

Holy Crap!

WOW

2/26/2008 10:27:58 AM

PleX

lol damn...

PleX us

3/8/2008 5:45:32 AM

XueYan Shi

what is that?

XueYan Shi cn

3/11/2008 5:33:34 AM

Mr. Phucked

I am told it's a human poo Via the "Poomaster"

Mr. Phucked us

3/21/2008 8:25:53 AM

richard f

i have laid bigger just by waiting one day

richard f us

3/21/2008 5:20:21 PM

Mr. Phucked

In that case Richard F.
Would you care to share a picture with something next to it to show scale as shown above. The "poomaster" holds the record until someone else shows us theirs...

Let the poo games begin...

Mr. Phucked us

3/22/2008 4:37:48 AM

Richy Nixon jun.

Think that's mine ... don't destroy it !

Richy Nixon jun. de

3/22/2008 12:48:05 PM

xXKiLLaHXx

Who would want to take a shit that big???My ass would be so sore...Lol

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3/31/2008 3:11:19 PM

Richard

That's some disturbing things, I never knew you could actually lay eggs like this Tong
Wow, how many months were u prgenent, I'm amazed at how big the POO is did, They put it in the beginners world of record. I hope so.... It would be amazing seeing such things in there books, kidding.

Richard za

4/7/2008 11:42:06 AM

lkjhg

You nasty bitch u gay as fuck 2 just nasty

lkjhg us

4/7/2008 11:43:00 AM

lkjhg

You dirty whore doo doo head bastard

lkjhg us

4/9/2008 9:23:51 PM

kamble

am i the only 1 who thinks its really thin yea its long but mad thin doesnt girth count for something?

kamble us

4/15/2008 9:07:24 PM

Swagger

Its very obviously tootsie rolls rolled together with something to darken it....like molassis.

Swagger

4/18/2008 4:53:31 PM

snarf

i think it really looks like brownie mix or something along the lines of that... i mean... he even cut it up into sections on foil lol

snarf us

4/24/2008 11:37:59 PM

jerry mateo

wow good job

jerry mateo

5/4/2008 9:15:04 PM

benny

wow, this guy has some skills. I'm always trying to "not pinch" it when I got a big one coming out just so that I don't get that little piece stuck that I end up wiping for an hour. I guess this is proof that you can do anything, if you try hard enough!

Actually you know if he created a "how-to" video that would be pretty awesome in an insanely gross but "can't look away" kind of way.

benny us

5/10/2008 5:31:34 PM

craig

THATS A SMALL TERD IVE TAKEN BIGGER SHITS THEN THAT WHEN I WAS A BABY

craig us

5/10/2008 5:47:57 PM

Mr. Phucked

That may be true.
But are you willing to take a shit on Aluminum foil, take pictures and send them to ThatsPhucked?
Then we will believe you...

Mr. Phucked us

5/12/2008 4:00:25 PM

ANA CRUZ.. GRAHAM. NC

hahaha holy shit.!!!!!!

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5/15/2008 4:33:15 AM

rainbowcandy

You DON'T have to get so impressed with these anti-social things. You can't open your mind wide too much! YUCK!

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6/12/2008 7:37:07 AM

Hott!

Wow.......... thats sick and nasty so was two girls 1 cup.

Hott! us

6/12/2008 7:54:19 AM

some dude

I could do that if i tryed

some dude us

6/12/2008 8:49:14 PM

Mr. Phucked

Ok, then some dude!
Let's see the pictures!

Send them to phucked@thatsphucked.com

Mr. Phucked us

6/13/2008 2:59:10 PM

pirata

hahhahahahhah!!, best shit ever, who was the motherfucker that dropped that!!, hahahahahahahhah

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6/19/2008 6:58:28 PM

c-nasty

Thats fucked up dude.
who in the hell has enough time on their hands to measure there shit?

c-nasty us

6/20/2008 6:13:42 PM

gross-shit

all you people here are fuckin sick people, my friend went on this to show me and this site disgusts me. all you people watching this shit, and it dosnt bother you to watch it are gross, sick mother fuckers

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6/23/2008 8:39:48 PM

Your Royal Anus

We are in deed morbid mother fuckers but if you watched more then this then that makes you one as well don't it fruit cake!!

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7/13/2008 8:38:19 PM

Gabe

holy fucking jumping shit balls.

Gabe us

7/13/2008 10:41:32 PM

cool

god dammit this is worse than getting rickroll'd!!!!
Watch 1 girl 1 phone it shows a girl with a phone in her snatch!!!

cool us

7/15/2008 7:53:35 PM

stalkersteve

HOLY SHITBALLS!!!

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