For those on-line daters out there, you've all been on those dates where your date does not match her profile.
Use the following decoding method to decode her ad. The really funny thing is just how true this really is!
Of course the cute girl in this picture is a hot model called Jarah Mariano (You will not be dating her)
| 40-ish |
50 |
| Adventurous |
Slept with everyone |
| Athletic |
32 A Cup |
| Average looking |
Moooo |
| Beautiful |
Pathological liar |
| Emotionally Secure |
Taking Seratonin Re-Uptake Inhibitors |
| Feminist |
Fat |
| Free Spirit |
Junkie |
| Friendship first |
Reformed Slut - you should have met her sooner |
| New-Age |
Body hair in the wrong places |
| Old-fashioned |
No B.J.'s |
| Open-minded |
Desperate |
| Outgoing |
Loud and embarrassing |
| Professional |
Bitch |
| Voluptuous |
Very fat |
| Large frame |
Hugely fat |
| Height/Weight Proportionate |
Short and Fat |
| Wants soul mate |
Stalker |
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