DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
| Yes |
No |
| No |
Yes |
| Maybe |
No |
| We need |
I want |
| I am sorry |
You'll be sorry |
| We need to talk |
You're in BIG trouble |
| Do what you want |
You will pay for this later |
| I am not upset |
Of course, I am upset, you moron! |
| You're very attentive tonight |
Is sex all you ever think about? |
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:(If anyone cares)
| I am hungry |
I am hungry |
| I am sleepy |
I am sleepy |
| I am tired |
I am tired |
| Nice dress |
Nice cleavage! |
| I love you |
Let's have sex now |
| I am bored |
Do you want to have sex? |
| May I have this dance? |
I'd like to have sex with you. |
| Can I call you sometime? |
I'd like to have sex with you. |
| Do you want to go to a movie? |
I'd like to have sex with you. |
| Can I take you out to dinner? |
I'd like to have sex with you. |
| I don't think those shoes go with that outfit |
I'm Gay |
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