Annik and I recently met for coffee. It was to be a general chat about life, dating, sex and generally all things Phucked.
After only 30 minutes of chatting, Annik received her first booty call. We’ll call him Booty #1...
He was at LAX (Los Angeles airport) waiting for his flight. He had two hours to kill and figured Annik could meet him at the airport for a quickie before his flight.
Annik and I chatted about it and decided this could make for an interesting scenario...
We decided to drive up there in my two-seat sports car. Sports cars turn her on and with every bump of my stiff suspension made her boobs pop out of her very low cut dress.
We arrive at the airport terminal. I drop off Annik and then look for parking.
After 15 minutes I'm inside the terminal and they declare there is nowhere to phuck because of heightened security. They beg to use my car. I wish them luck since it has only 2 seats and is certainly not roomy.
Off we go to the parking lot.
Picture the scene. Annik and Booty #1 are phucking in the passenger seat of my two-seat sports car.
Car is rocking.
I’m standing about 30 feet away watching for security.
Families are exiting their minivans and other cars are looking for parking.
Some Asian guy parked opposite the car. Got out, walked past the rocking car and noticed what was going on. Then walked back to his car and presumably masturbated!
This was looking like a classic That’s Phucked situation.
After about 15 minutes (he was in a rush to catch his flight). They are done. My windows are steamy and frankly I really don’t want to look inside. Full car detail is most likely required.
Booty #1 leaves to catch his flight. Annik all sweaty and with sex hair discuss what to do next.
I suggest we visit the sex shop/all nude strip club adjacent to the airport to continue the day in a seedy manner.
Another 15 minutes pass and we’re in the Sex Shop/Strip Club parking lot laughing about the day so far.
Annik receives another call, potential Booty #2.
She tells him to come over and meet us in the strip club. He is obviously a bit of a pussy and thought that meeting Annik in a strip club with some strange guy was unusual. Who would think that?
Booty #2 was a dud.
Two lap dances with penis groping later for Mr. Phucked, Annik receives a call from potential Booty #3.
Booty #3 is responding to Annik’s ad on CraigsList.
Booty #3 readily agrees to meet her in the strip club for their first date knowing another guy is there also (Mr. Phucked) for their first date. Mr. Phucked is pretty sure this guy has not been laid for a long, long time!
Booty #3 arrives and we’re all sitting watching the strippers. After about 30 minutes Annik and booty #3 leave the club to have sex in his car.
Sexy blonde stripper who gave me the previous lap dances with good penis groping is wondering where my friends are. Even an all nude stripper is amazed that my friend is phucking in the parking lot after meeting a guy in a strip club for only 30 minutes on their first date.
One hour and two more lap dances later, Annik calls to say she is done.
Mr. Phucked and Annik head out to dinner to discuss the sex. I’ll leave the description for one of her articles but the sex was less than exceptional to say the least.
Fast forward 3 hours (11PM). I’ve now returned home and am working on my web sites when Annik IMs me. Booty #4 just called and she is heading over to his place.
Booty #4 really likes performing Oral and Annik has already had 2 guys and not showered yet.
Booty #4 hopes he never reads this story...
