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by matt 6/24/2008 12:30:00 AM

White girls are the worst for anal. Every white girl I've tried anal with has cried and it sucked.

Asian girls seem to cry too but then at the same time they scream "harder harder, so big power."

Little latina girls are way into it too but I swear to god you can pull out early wearing two condoms, flush the condoms and some sperm seems to find a way back into their love nooks impregnating them.

Black chicks are like retards. Give them something shiny and they'll do ANYTHING.

I've never had sex with a Jewish girl, probably because my nose isn't big enough, so I'm just going out on a limb here and guessing they like noses up their butts.

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6/24/2008 3:51:22 PM

Walt

Yeah, most black chicks are retards.

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6/26/2008 10:05:18 AM

Victoria

Hahaha amazingly true. I'm Puerto Rican and getting me knocked up is actually gonna call you to TRY to get me pregnant. So with that said.....wanna try me out? I'm here for pleasing papi... ^_^

Victoria us

6/26/2008 5:11:08 PM

nana

you stupid bitch im black and im not a damn retard i make straight A's thank you very fucking much you guys need not to make statements based off of what you have dealt with because if you give me something shiny i'll shove it down your throat! you are a retard for posting this.....as a matter of fact you are ignorant!!!!

nana us

6/26/2008 6:17:26 PM

Annik

You are ignorant for not getting the humor. ThatsPhucked.com is pretty raw in content and humor, and doesn't seem like your kind of website.

Annik us

6/26/2008 6:17:48 PM

Annik

That above comment was directed to "nana," BTW.

Annik us

6/27/2008 12:22:51 AM

Mr. Phucked

Well Victoria, had to answer this one...

Would love to try you out but as far as knocking you up, that would be a big no.
That would cost me for the next 18 years!

Mr. Phucked us

7/17/2008 3:12:28 PM

anon

Victoria:

I'll get you pregnant, as long as you don't get fat

anon us

7/17/2008 3:13:09 PM

anon

nana: If I gave you bling you'd be giving me more ass than a donkey stable

anon us

9/30/2008 10:02:36 PM

jcybunz

MOST WHITE MEN ARE RETARDS.......KILLING THEMSELVES GETTING HORSE COCK!!!;)

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10/1/2008 8:41:35 AM

jcybunz

GIVE ME SOME BLING. I'LL LET YA STICK YA BIG POINTY NOSE UP MY ASS! THAT'LL MAKE UP FOR YOUR LIL PRICK!!!

jcybunz us

10/6/2008 10:42:22 PM

laColombian

lol, wow
us spanish chicks do seem to always get prego. not me though, i munch carpets lol

laColombian us

10/6/2008 10:44:19 PM

laColombian

and the one's that got a offended.. relax dumb ass, ur sense of humor is shoved up ur ass

laColombian us

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