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Sun Tanning Accident

by Mr. Phucked 11/23/2008 12:30:00 AM
She went to top up her tan, she got a little more than she bargained for.

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11/23/2008 2:32:05 AM

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that is so fake.

... us

11/23/2008 11:10:33 AM

hurr durr

it's a commercial. of course it's fake. i still lol'd XD

hurr durr us

11/23/2008 3:57:00 PM

Sam

IN the words of Daymo'from the Friday's,movies..."She got knock'd the fuck out" That's not even a blond moment...DAMN!!!

Sam us

11/23/2008 9:03:55 PM

Bertha

i wish she would cum to the dirty net!!! vice is nice, but sex is best!!! try bi ladies!!! : - )

Bertha us

11/23/2008 10:32:44 PM

bob dole

that's some funny shit. I don't care who you are. LOL

bob dole us

11/25/2008 1:21:19 PM

Russell

Thats an old danish commercial, the text at the end says: going to the solarium could cost you your life, turn it off.

Of course because you get skin cancer if your in solariums too much...

Russell dk

12/2/2008 7:26:50 PM

robert

christ. the end scared the crap out of me.

robert us

12/8/2008 2:28:20 AM

tina

yes that was soo fucking real how u gonna fake somethng like that

tina us

12/9/2008 8:43:02 PM

Ur father

Haha b***h u dead... ur life cost me a great laugh

Ur father us

12/16/2008 3:17:18 AM

Demonica

O.O at the end it scared me lol I thought one of her tits would burst or something but never expected that. LOL

Demonica us

12/17/2008 5:47:00 PM

ANDREA

THAT IS FUCKED UP!

ANDREA us

12/20/2008 8:50:34 AM

anonymous

I shat brix

anonymous au

12/22/2008 6:35:29 PM

Your Mother

that. was. fuck. hilarious.
haha
thats wat u get bitch

Your Mother us

12/27/2008 11:50:30 PM

fake men

you are a genus its a fake wow i'm impressionate by your affarmation

fake men ca

12/31/2008 1:28:43 PM

theflibble

lol and damn near pmp. Hey maybe now she can lick her own pussy

theflibble us

1/3/2009 2:22:38 PM

Jeshika-chan

Holy SHIT.

Jeshika-chan us

1/3/2009 2:50:14 PM

The Army Life PFC Parsons

lol what a dumb ass bitch... i cant believe that shit. she deserved it...

The Army Life PFC Parsons us

1/10/2009 5:13:02 AM

mr dumb shit

REVENGE OF THE KILLER TANNING BEDS

mr dumb shit gb

1/23/2009 8:12:07 PM

Chuck Norris

holy phuck. ending scared the hell outta me.

i still laughed my ass off.

Chuck Norris us

1/26/2009 4:40:10 AM

The D Bag

That was almost a complete waste of time.

The D Bag us

1/29/2009 9:29:19 AM

又依

假的吧?

又依 cn

1/30/2009 8:08:13 AM

Daymo

um to sam that was not daymo!! u obviously watched the wrong film, it was smoky that said aka chris tucker!!

Daymo us

2/3/2009 8:18:08 AM

小泉纯一郎他爹

那是什么椅子呀,。。。可惜那美女了。。

小泉纯一郎他爹 cn

2/3/2009 9:00:10 AM

simmer

Interesting.. lol anyone remember the 3rd Final Destination movie.. I was expecting something like that or similar, but I was surprised.. that was Funny Shit though!! HA!!

simmer us

2/20/2009 6:42:18 PM

Derik XVX

I Lol Every Time I Watch This Laughing She Was A Fit Cunt Though.

Derik XVX us

3/6/2009 12:42:49 AM

海阳

惨啊

海阳 cn

3/11/2009 8:20:05 PM

Heather

I go tanning all the time and for one the lids arent that heavy. That shit is sooo fake.

Heather us

3/18/2009 12:21:37 AM

what a dick!!!

that chick is hot as hell not gunna lie

what a dick!!!

4/19/2009 1:20:18 AM

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Searching for this for some time now - i guess luck is more advanced than search engines Smile

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