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2 Kids In A SandBox

You may have heard of 2 Kids In A SandBox.  If you're a guy then 2 Kids In A SandBox will scare the crap out of you!

From my point of view, 2 Kids In A SandBox is by far the most painful video I have EVER watched.

It goes right to the bone!

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that was so hot. am i the only one who got off to that??? Smile

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Master Corruptor
Norway Master Corruptor

this wan't bad at all...
I saw a clip of a guy inserting a glass jar in his as only to CRUSH it while it was inside his ass...

There was blood.... and no crying from the guy.... that was the disturbing part...
He went on like nothing had happened while he picked shards of glass out of his ripped up cornhole....

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Did the chic get the lil' dildo from out of her pussy,then put it into his cock...!!! He might have problems later on down the line,and regret having done that!!!

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PHUCK THAT SHIT..OMG! I WOULD PUNCH THAT BITCH IN THE HEAD...SHE LOOKED LIKE SH WAS TRYIN TO HURT THE GUY TOO...

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clarkkent23
United States clarkkent23

That shit was Fake As Fuck

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radicolpotato
United States radicolpotato

that must hav hurt!!!!

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who the fuck would agree to something like that?

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Ummm I ran out of the room once it started!!! Fucked up people

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well Sam, if he even put his cock in her after that he'd probably get the same shit he'd get doing it this way, with his hole ripped that big.
but why he'd want to have her inserting that there I do not know

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wow thats all phucked up... and to CLARK ummm it is real do ur research there are wayy worse videos ive seen of shit like that

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OMG that gives me an idea for me and karl Tong

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omg jenn dont ever try that! i didnt even know twas possible untill now Foot

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RADIKAL DUDE
United States RADIKAL DUDE

DaMn tHaT HaD To pHuCkIn HuRt.

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WHY?!?! There wasn't a sandbox in that video at all!

Going off to cry now.....

Goddammit!

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It's not fake either, it's called urethra stretching. It's an actual fetish.

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this site can be so educational, its crazy Frown

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while watchin my penis started to hurt me XD

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what the fuck was that shit

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OH YEAH????? OMG!!! ITS OOOOOOOOOOO SHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT THATS HURT!!!!!!!!!!

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horny phucker
United Kingdom horny phucker

shits gota hurt. sandD3MON y r u researching fings like dis???? its siknin to watch do u like that sort ov shit???

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this isnt wierd

iv done it.

i like it...

myspace me if your into it ;)

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missionary fetish
Canada missionary fetish

is this fake? ouch! i dont see pleasure in that!

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Holy Phuck! I'm not even a guy and that makes me cringe!!!

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it puts the lotion on the skin
it puts the lotion on the skin

omg i did that to my self and it go infected and stuff but know its good


every guy should try this

ok at first it  hurts a little but after a couple of strokes in and out the pain goes away and the fun kicks in i used a glass dildo but then i used baseball bat and all kinds of house hold items

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owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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i gotta faint.. *aaaah*

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I Can't Watch All Of This. It's Painfull To Watch * Feels Sick *

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Senoir.Phucked
United States Senoir.Phucked

am i the only one in here feeling pain??

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i tried this alone with smaller plastic tube - NOT the best idea.. piss flye 3 different directions for two days, and hurts less than it should..

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Yeesh...

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lmfao i seen this shit on badjojo.com long time ago like 4-5 years ago? jesus how is this new rofl..

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WTF!!!!!!
IS THAT FUCKIN REAL?.......... OMFG!!!

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yam in me pants
United States yam in me pants

this is the best free porn site http://www.xnxx.xom

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Destroy The Opposition
United States Destroy The Opposition

OUCH!

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..........
United States ..........

OMG! THATs just wrong

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This hurts me alot !!! stinging eeeee geez , I hate that bitch!!

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i agree with some of the comments....
but i may not be a guy, but that makes me hurt in places iv never dreamed of hurting

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It seemed like he was trying really hard at first to make it sound like he was enjoying it. Eventually, he realised, "FUCK ME, THIS HURTS!" Bravo.

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bigfrancis2000
Philippines bigfrancis2000

daannngg!

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thats so fuck up!!! how could a person enjoy that???

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真可怕.....

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oh...he liked it...

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Why God Why.

Or maybe it was a fake dick?

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damn that looked painful and im a gurl ouch

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Oh look! He's got two holes down there too!

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undead one69
United States undead one69

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
THAT IS THE WORLDS MOST PAINFUL THING
AND SHE IS SHE USING?

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Sapphire274
Australia Sapphire274

Ouch! I'm glad I'm not a boy, or I would have fainted!

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if my man asked me to do him like that. i'd blow his damn head off his shoulders and then leave him.

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vinkredible
New Zealand vinkredible

shit, i think my penis is vicariously feeling his pain (and no, dont try telling my penis otherwise, cos IT WAS PAIN!) FUUUCK. THAT.

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真他妈变态,非常变态

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Holy crap. That must have hurt... Just a little -.-
WHAT THE FRIGGING HELL???

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ummm iono if im seein dis rite..is his dick split open n she stickin a banana in it??? lol man iono im lost as hell i jus kno it looks trifling as hell

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that was kinda hot .lol.

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my dick hurts now

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i woulda joined the slap-a-ho tribe and punched her in the forehead

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That actually feels AMAZING

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Well...i guess passing a kidney stone wouldnt be that bad towards the end.. o.o

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THAT SHIT HURT JUST LOOKIN @ IT!

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What the fuck!

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小泉纯一郎他爹
People's Republic of China 小泉纯一郎他爹

这不是反奸计吗

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dragonchef
Canada dragonchef

this cant be a real dick ...if it is its surly going to rip his penis up and the way she looks like she is enjoying it ...she wants to inflict pain on him if it is real.... but the comments are funny

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0wwwwwwwwww he got a hole

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That made my crotch ache watching that and I'm a girl XD

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OMG i think my dick died a lil right then srry lil buddy

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WhattheFuCK!!"?
United States WhattheFuCK!!"?

Dude......Dude!!! DUDE!!! that would hurt a penis!!.....sticking a Q-pick in there hurts enuff why a dildo??

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Ameica_Is_Better_Than_Britan_Bitches!
United States Ameica_Is_Better_Than_Britan_Bitches!

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how the fuck did they get that to fit in

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SO SEXY!!!!

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whoa, whoa...dude your sooo stupid..omg is it me or is this world getting worse and worse..wtf!!!!

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OMG!!!!!!!! That hurt me and Im a girl!!!!!! Damn. What is the world coming to?!? Before you know it, youll see guys sticking baseballs up their penis. Ouch. Now THATS GOT TO HURT!!!!!!!!!!

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well..... thats not in the bible..... thats painful.....

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OMFG THAT MUST HAVE FUCKING HURT HIM A HOLE LOT I MEAN OUCHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!

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um ya i wacthed it with my husband and his best friend they thought it was going to be to fucking girls go at it thanks it was funny

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for gods sake why!? after watching this,i think i might be afraid of dildos forever

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yea fuckin rite, that cannot be real, he would have major problems if someone really did that!!! come on!!

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Damn, I heard about this shit..They call it "ram-rodding" just in case you needed to know.

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That is fuckin sick

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its much scarier with sound

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It hurts just to look, SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

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*shudders* and i thought iv'e seen it all

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GOOD GOD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THAT GIRL IS NOT TOUCHING MY DICK NO WAY I THINK I AM GOING TO SLEEP WITH A SHOTGUN FOR NOW ON.

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coconutyum
United States coconutyum

wow haha

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O___o thats why being uncut is nicer o-o

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bam right in the kisser
Netherlands bam right in the kisser

now she can fuck his cock with her clitoris

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嫩娘我,,
People's Republic of China 嫩娘我,,

我日,,

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徐忠鹏他爹,,
People's Republic of China 徐忠鹏他爹,,

oh my god

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fuk if i had a penis it would of feel of! so gross how can u get off on that shit..

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fake as fucking fuck
quality shitty too
usually a give away

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oohhh JESUS.. what the fuck.. that hurts man

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Wasn't that bad

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Kinda hot..

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owwwwww FUCK!
that made my d1ck hurt

shit man ouch

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Sickkk :O Btw, It's Fakeee. Frown

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ageoforton
ageoforton

thats nothing i saw some guy put the end of a razor one hes dick

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Omg wtf! Did he have to cut his prnis to fit the dilldo in his hard on? I cried during the vid because it hurt me watching it. And i this the guy had an orgasam wile she was doing it

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I like huges dicks with dildos in them

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Adolf Hitler
Austria Adolf Hitler

My penis fells wierd after watching this, "hmmmhmm"

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擦 又是美国这个变态的国家

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that was just, phucked up.

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FetchTheEscilade
United Kingdom FetchTheEscilade

SWEET JEBUS TITTY PHUCKING CHRIST.....FuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucK that shit...!!!

over here its called "docking" and is usally when two queers shove a cock up the others cock.... now thats phucked

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OH MY GOD WHY?! D=

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That is a huge gauge, but it doesn't hurt.  It feels amazing.  To everyone who is cringing, don't knock it 'til ya try it.

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its fake. thats obvious but still makes me cringe me and my friend r dying over here LOL fuckkked upppppp

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When Jesus said he died for our sins, i don't think he meant this.

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Dibbs you've got the fuckin' right !

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lol funny

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Holy Fucking Shit!!! This world is getting crazier...wait 10 more years and people will do more crazy bizarre sex.

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OMFG
I WOULDVE OF FUCKING KNEE'D HER IN THE FACE.

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BiGTiME0729
Germany BiGTiME0729

What a hell...

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大嘴嘟嘟
People's Republic of China 大嘴嘟嘟

草。变态.

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that is fuckin nasty

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omg?! WTF!

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DUDE I A FUKING CHICK AND I FEEL THA PIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 WTF????HOW CAN HE LIKE THAT SHIT.....wouldnt u piss like fuking 10 different ways 2 ages....fuk that chick and that shit man

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Chase Money
United States Chase Money

WTF...why would you agree to some twisted shit like that?

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我操,FUK

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I Heart Phucked Up Shit
United States I Heart Phucked Up Shit

OMFG That has got to hurt so bad, i got a fuckin' dick-ache now god dammit. Fuck me for watching this shit.

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黑色巧克力
People's Republic of China 黑色巧克力

我肏你妈!!!  看我得我的鸡巴都有点疼了~  傻屄,你还以为挺美的呢啊!

脑袋进屁了啊,我代表你的家人草你媳妇!!! Oh  god   肏!

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Oh Holly Burrito
Germany Oh Holly Burrito

ouch!

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sky apodaca at facebook im 14 search me im wearing red shirt
United States sky apodaca at facebook im 14 search me im wearing red shirt

lmfao ahahahahahahaahahha hes a queer if ive ever seen one

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WHAT THE FUCK BUDDY??!??!!?

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. ID FUCKING SMACK THAT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... but then again that would be literally impossible for me.. my penis whole is like pin size?.... thats REALLY unnatural and its completley fucked up.

it pains me to watch it and u can even hear him screaming hin pain but she just continues..

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that hurts my eyes!!

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And the award for single most disturbing video I've ever witnessed goes to...

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that girl is phucking HOTT as hell. id let her step on my dick and balls and id love to suck her toes and her pussy and her asshole. but i dont like the idea of things going into my peehole. the bme videos r way more disturbing. those hav given me nightmares

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你大爷的!!

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who's fukked now!?!

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disturbed human
United States disturbed human

fake

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wow thats some crazy shit man......

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muy caliente
United States muy caliente

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO THE FUCKING WORLD PEOPLE?????????
R U SERIOUS

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WHAT THE FUCK!?

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS TEH FUNIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE EVEN THO IT WOULD HURT LIKE FUCK GOOD THING IT AINT ME HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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oh,my god!

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that is
definitely not
what those things
are for
O_O

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seriously_wtf
seriously_wtf

This video is definitely fake, I know this sounds a bit sick...but somebody had to do it. I went frame by frame. The audio does not match at all and their faces stay the same, his balls dont even look attached. This is fake. But I know there are people that have tried it and say :"read up on your health facts first, but it feels good". Not recommended for those who are kinky to a certain extent, this is a serious fetish. Not for me. Watch the video carefully.

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wat the fuck ewwww.

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So uhh....I think I'm hurting through this fella here.

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Mrs Stutheit
Mrs Stutheit

WOW and I thought the world couldn't get any worse. Whats next fucking each others belly buttons, oh my bad, that videos already out lmao. Crazyass people!

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holy shit wow thats fucked up :p never id hit that bitch

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Well, they say a man's urethra (on the inside of the penis) is very sensitive. So I could see this guy getting used to the pain and then have it start to feel good after a while. Kind of like sticking your dick in a girl's ass. It hurts at first, but give it a good stretch every day and she'll want to marry you after!

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Oh fuck! I won't be able to use my dick any more!

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OMG! so Nausea

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@n!|\/|@\_z r k00l.
United States @n!|\/|@\_z r k00l.

why the hell would you EVER do this? i couldn't breathe watching this... and im not even a guy.

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哦··一定很痛··

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tiny pink mushroom
tiny pink mushroom

sorry​ about​ this.​.​.​ when you are readi​ng this dont stop or somet​hing bad will happe​n!​ My name is summe​r i am 15 years​ old i have blond​e hair,​many scars​ no nose or ears.​.​i am dead.​ if you dont copy this just like from the ring,​ on 5 more sites​.​.​ or.​.​i will appea​r one dark quiet​ night​ when your not expec​ting it by your bed with a knife​ and kill you. this is no joke somet​hing good will happe​n to you if uoi post this on 5 more pages

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yuck. but that'swhat yur supposed to say when u watch these videos ;D

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she wanted him  to kno how it feels to be a girl . i herd haha

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I like what I see. keep it going

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wow uhhhh i wouldnt be moaning like that id probably be screaming like a 5 year old girl o_o

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annieareyouok?
United States annieareyouok?

who let her out of the mental institution?

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may i ask wat the hell waz that guy thinking i would of shoved my arms up in her vagina & asked her how it felt, and he's gotoo have some kind of infection after that, i dont even care wat any- 1 else says, that's got to be 1 of the 2 most phucked up things i ever seen!!!??

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'Aaaaahhhh' alright! Christ! I'm not even male and I had my teeth clenched. That takes a lot of practice, a lot of stretching and a high pain threshold. They should be studying this guy to learn how to make better morphine, I think. Perhaps they should just be studying him, full stop Wink

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I guess there's always an easier way ...

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but... theres no sand!!?

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holy crap that was pretty phucked up

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FUCK THAT I WOULD DOME CHECK THIS BITCH.

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Nice post . keep up the good work

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That was to wrong he started gruting i bet he whispered "stop" to her.

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hahahah omg .. haha my dick hurts from watching it ... omg ... you gotta be kidding me?!
I mean, I've watched serveral phucked up videos, 2girls1cup etc... but still this one freaks me out the most...
WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT GUY?!

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Coming together is a beginning, staying together is progress, and working together is success.

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holy shit i no that hurt ugh

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haha. I tried to reach for my boyfriends dick after watching this, and he slapped my hand away REAL quick. lmao.

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omg!!!!!.......wow im a chick and i still felt somthing lol i wonder if  he liked it i heard him yell

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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.

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LMFAO! Did you see the hate in her eyes? xD i think she wanted to do that :U Smile

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thas not that bad I just got done watching a man cut off his cock and balls, and another video where a man was nailing him nuts to a table.............. why is it WHITE men who are doing this shit to them selfs...OR.. getting it done to them??? BE.RIGHT.BACK (looks around... locks the doors/windows..gets a knife out the kitchen then sits back down at the computer).... damn  Im scared of my neighbors now they might be freaky like these people....

just imagine if they can do that to them selfs then just think what the would do to you..... SNICKING but love to watch it..lmao  

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他还是人么。不这已经是神了~~`我看的蛋疼~~~~

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OHHH!!! WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT, DAMN...my cock feels like its gunna blow...oh..yeah it did, some cum came out..better not let this go to waste i'l use this as skin moisturizer. Cheers Mr.Phucked!

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O_O  HOLY SHYT!!!!

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World's first pussy dick

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神一样的男人
People's Republic of China 神一样的男人

很好 很猛  很强大

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很黄  很暴力  希哥  恐怕 看这个 学坏的  

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看着这个我自卑了
People's Republic of China 看着这个我自卑了

我草你妈阿 真恶心阿 妈了个逼的

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sumhotbitch
United States sumhotbitch

that bitch look like she was enjoying hurting him D: OMFG I would tear her pussy off if she done that to me!!

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well looks like a penis can be flexible

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嚯嚯  真的很NB啊

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My GOd! is it true? sick!

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太他妈疯狂了。。 插男人。。。

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I thought it would be a million times worse then that Wtf?

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OWWWWWWWWWWWWW fuck tht hurts...though i could see the pleasure the glans tht sense tht is on the ccorner of the hole, but NOT WORTH THE PAIN from infections, plus perminent dammage to "sperm tube" and "pee tube"

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O.o im gonna see illusions after this O.o thats phucked


PAIN

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You know what, that didn't even phase me. I have seen some pretty mess us shit. Now if it was that plus BME that would be horrible.

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i would punch that bitch the fuck out

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thatsfuckedup
thatsfuckedup

son of a bitch that has to hurt

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擦,看着就疼...
GOD...

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stinky egg fot
United States stinky egg fot

it looked like she was cleaning out her crack pipe. scraping to get the resin off.

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How can so many viewers here actually think this is real? BTW, Urethra stretching is done very slowly, gradually, and most importantly, very gently. If you think this is real, I have a bridge to sell you.

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ive done that before

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HA Garry Howed it Feel XD

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Gabe the Babe
Gabe the Babe

HAHA what the phuck dude i wonder how that feels

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阿布先生
People's Republic of China 阿布先生

that's easy , man

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fuck that!

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我的天..一定痛死啦~那女人瘋了..
OMG..

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that's so sick!

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That man is a masochism?

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WHAT THE FUNK! No fucking way, people that do that kinda shit are completely fucking mental and should be strung up, its wrong as fuck. Disgusting.

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Thats like getting your cervix checked, and trust me I've had that.

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nononononoOOOOOOOOOOOOO
United Kingdom nononononoOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RIP PENIS WTH

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简直不敢想像。看起都恼火。那些人脑壳短路了噢。神戳戳叻。

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女女蓝的呀
People's Republic of China 女女蓝的呀

wow ...it must be very painful...e..看到汉字真奇妙

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what the fuck was that shit

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I've seen the longer version where the woman gets most of the dildo down there

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我擦 强人  膜拜

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randomDude
United States randomDude

hoy phucking hell!!

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英:  
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日:  
春の兄の纯粋な夫!鉄血の本当の男! 人民の良い兄弟!父のよい息子! こぶしの上で人に立つことができて、腕の上で马を走らせることができます! 夜の御10女性の铳なんと、キクの花の百が色に戦うのは依然として赤いです!  

韩:  
봄 형 순수한 남자! 혈액과 철 진짜 남자! 사람들의 좋은 형제! 아버지 좋은 아들! 주먹에서 팔에 서 있는 사람은, 것입니다 말을 타게 질주할 수 있을 것이다 할 수 있다! 제국 10명의 여성 총의 밤, 국화 백 위엄에 눌린 보기는 빨강 아니라 실제로 여전히 이었다!  

俄:  
Люди старшего брата весны чисто! Кровь и человек утюга реальный! Братья людей хорошие! Сынок отца хороший! На кулачке может стоящая персона, на рукоятке могл gallop на horseback! Ноча имперской пушки 10 женщин, взгляды хризантемы 100 awe-stricken были все еще не а фактически красный цвет!  

法:  
Hommes purs de frère aîné de ressort ! Sang et homme de fer vrai ! Les bons frères des personnes ! Bon fils de père ! Sur le poing peut la personne debout, sur le bras puisse galoper à cheval ! Une nuit de pistolet impérial de dix femelles, les regards intimidés du chrysanthemum cent étaient toujours non mais réellement rouge

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恶心,。

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fail on earth
Japan fail on earth

he liked it so no harm here

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中:
春哥纯爷们!铁血真汉子! 人民好兄弟,父亲好儿子, 
拳上能站人,命根能走马,胸口碎大石,菊花开瓶盖, 
一年硬两次,一次整半年,三秒一勃起,一分两炮精,
敢干芙蓉女,能爆棒子菊,胯下草泥马,手中达菲鸡, 
爆菊不眨眼,中出不喘息,整晚整晚日,全天全天射, 
夜御十女枪不到,菊花百战色仍红, 
水淹七军精满被,千疮百孔棍捅床 

春哥纯爷们,铁血真汉子.一岁能杀鸡,三岁造飞机。 
五岁开坦克,六岁穿铁衣。四境百里传春哥,人人闻风而丧胆。 
若问汉子谁能敌?个个摆手面色惊! 
十岁练武打,十二会做法。十五懂发电,眨眼数百瓦。 
浑身肌肉展雄姿,意气风发震四海。 
若问春哥多强壮?伸直双臂过火车! 
十九练竞速,追随火箭跑。二十进男足,断子绝孙脚。 
春哥上场皆畏缩,巴西德国俱投降。 
若问爷们力多大?一呼一吸龙卷风! 
三十学瞳术,虐杀写轮眼。四十喜背书,大英图书馆。 
宇春挥手造宇宙,万物俯首拜英雄。 
若问法力有多大?耶稣如来避三分! 
五十统尘世,六十管三界。七旬一咬牙,天崩而地裂。 
力量无边觉寂寞,自感无趣退江湖。 
举头沉默望青山,山中野兽俱哀鸣.春哥从此成神话,千古佳话百世传 
神州回望花成堆,山顶千菊次第开.一爆菊花妃子笑,无人知是春哥来。

英:
Spring elder brother pure men! Blood and iron real man! People's good brothers! Father good son! On the fist can the standing person, on the arm be able to gallop on horseback! A night of imperial ten female gun, the chrysanthemum hundred awe-stricken looks were still not but actually red!

日:
春の兄の纯粋な夫!鉄血の本当の男! 人民の良い兄弟!父のよい息子! こぶしの上で人に立つことができて、腕の上で马を走らせることができます! 夜の御10女性の铳なんと、キクの花の百が色に戦うのは依然として赤いです!

韩:
봄 형 순수한 남자! 혈액과 철 진짜 남자! 사람들의 좋은 형제! 아버지 좋은 아들! 주먹에서 팔에 서 있는 사람은, 것입니다 말을 타게 질주할 수 있을 것이다 할 수 있다! 제국 10명의 여성 총의 밤, 국화 백 위엄에 눌린 보기는 빨강 아니라 실제로 여전히 이었다!

俄:
Люди старшего брата весны чисто! Кровь и человек утюга реальный! Братья людей хорошие! Сынок отца хороший! На кулачке может стоящая персона, на рукоятке могл gallop на horseback! Ноча имперской пушки 10 женщин, взгляды хризантемы 100 awe-stricken были все еще не а фактически красный цвет!

法:
Hommes purs de frère aîné de ressort ! Sang et homme de fer vrai ! Les bons frères des personnes ! Bon fils de père ! Sur le poing peut la personne debout, sur le bras puisse galoper à cheval ! Une nuit de pistolet impérial de dix femelles, les regards intimidés du chrysanthemum cent étaient toujours non mais réellement rouge

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这也太疼了吧,还能射出来吗

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好可怕

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我是日本祖先
People's Republic of China 我是日本祖先

小犬的生活真是充满激情啊

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You've GOT to be shitting me!!!

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chrisndanny
chrisndanny

he kan hide his weed in there

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太变态了,我鸡巴都疼了!

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that was phucking painful looking lol glad it wasnt my dick Smile

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^^^^晕啊  好多美国人啊  

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boring.

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擦,中国淫民也不少哇

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难到会有快感?
O NO!

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I am 18

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its great

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I would try that.
Not!

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heey

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哦,我的天哪!my god!

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I would definitely kill that bitch, if she even attempted that on me..

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YOU GUYS AND GIRLS ARE ALL IDIOTS...

NO THAT IS NOT FAKE, THERE IS A TERM FOR THAT IT IS CALLED 'SOUNDING.'  TYPICALLY SOUNDING RODS ARE USED TO BE PUT INTO THE URETHRA.  OVER TIME THEY CAN STRETCH IT OUT....

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD EVER TRY SOMETHING LIKE THAT, BUT I HAVE TRIED SOUNDING, AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IT FELT AMAZING!  I AM NOT JOKING!  LOOK UP 'SOUNDING' ON PORN SITES...

ONCE YOU GET USED TO IT, IT FEELS AMAZING!  MAYBE NOT SOMETHING 'THAT' BIG!  BUT IT IS THE SAME PRINCIPLE AS 'PRINCE ALBERT' PIERCINGS... IT RUBS THE INSIDE OF THE URETHRA AT THE TOP AND THAT IS WHAT INCREASES SEXUAL PLEASURE...

SO NO, NO, NO... THAT IS NOT FAKE, IT IS FAIRLY COMMON.  MORE COMMON AMONG THE BI AND GAY WORLD THOUGH!

PEOPLE ARE FREE TO EMAIL ME IF THEY WANT ME TO PROVE IT TO THEM....

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THERE ARE GUYS OUT THERE- LOTS OF THEM THAT DO 'SOUNDING' IN THE URETHRA...

I SWEAR, THE IGNORANCE TO ANYTHING THAT IS NOT 'VANILLA HETEROSEXUAL SEX'-- YOU GUYS ARE ON A 'PHUCKED' SITE...   IT IS PATHETIC HOW IGNORANT MOST OF YOU BITCHES ARE!

"EWWWW, SO GROSS,... I WON'T TRY ANYTHING THAT ISN'T MISSIONARY POSITION HETERO-SEX,, EWWW"

GO FUCK YOURSELVES!  

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