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Jar Squatter

by Mr. Phucked 1/6/2009 12:30:00 AM
This guy decides to squat on a jar, a glass jar even!
I think he might regret that choice... the jar breaks in his ass and he needs to pull out the broken glass fragments from inside his ass.

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10/29/2009 8:55:05 PM

Angiie

Yoo WTF????? Disturbing!! BUt kinda funny cuz his ass ( No PUN INTENDED) is stupid lmaooo

Angiie us

10/30/2009 5:30:07 AM

中国人

他的屁眼报废了

中国人 cn

10/30/2009 7:52:32 PM

josh

why did all the comments go away?

josh us

10/31/2009 11:41:11 AM

auss hole

why cant some people just stick to dildos and not recording the gay shit they do...?

auss hole ca

11/3/2009 4:39:30 PM

fuk off

WTF !!!!bet that fucked his week up.LOL

fuk off us

11/3/2009 4:46:31 PM

bob

OUCH!!! I gagged

bob us

11/8/2009 11:58:59 AM

Hex

lol i thought it was kinda funny at first until i saw all that blood i was nearly sick

Hex

11/8/2009 7:09:00 PM

annieareyouok?

someone's gonna shit glass today...

annieareyouok? us

11/9/2009 8:38:21 AM

阿仔

没得耍事得

阿仔 hk

11/10/2009 2:18:09 AM

狼

屁眼没了。。

cn

11/12/2009 11:24:28 AM

ANGIE

SMALL DICK

ANGIE gb

11/13/2009 1:18:01 AM

trenrade

lmao....ouch

trenrade us

11/13/2009 4:06:58 PM

lyss.

ohmygosh. look how much he's bleeding.
if that was me i would be sobbing..
and probably wishing i didnt even do it. D:
disturbing ferrsureee. -_-
some people are weirdd.

lyss. us

11/14/2009 11:55:52 AM

gery

totally descusting and over rated shit totally fucken wrong small dick and no sercumsizen

gery us

11/14/2009 8:15:53 PM

grrrr

wa tha fa wa tha fa laffed so fuckkin hard thts wat he gts
yup its a grate idea to shove a fukin GLASS jar up ur ass

grrrr us

11/16/2009 8:17:36 PM

中国硬汉

真牛B

中国硬汉 cn

11/17/2009 6:26:52 PM

my spoon is too big

my anus is bleeding!

my spoon is too big us

11/19/2009 3:54:37 PM

food is good

i bet when that glass broke he was like "oh fuck"

he'll be shittin shards for awhile

food is good us

11/21/2009 1:58:02 PM

little

OMFG!

little ca

11/23/2009 1:54:31 AM

ssssssss

shit

ssssssss cn

11/30/2009 12:07:10 PM

河南永城

自残,,,猛人啊!

河南永城 cn

12/1/2009 11:32:08 AM

shit

shit! WTF!

shit us

12/2/2009 12:59:57 PM

AhOy

WTF!!

dats sooo fucking dumb i doent know why i ever wached this its fucked up, and who would do something like that he deserved what he got....

AhOy

12/2/2009 7:11:48 PM

Leon-Vincent

What an idiot.........I hope he's shitting out glass shards for the rest of his life......idiot

Leon-Vincent us

12/6/2009 11:32:45 PM

christaaa (:

uhmm , can we say STUPiD * and ouchh ):

christaaa (: us

12/8/2009 1:00:38 AM

challas

ol' ass fucking fag mother fucker, glass ass fuckhead, ol squidward nose ass dick pillow biter, i hope ur ass bleeds 4ever
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! btw get that shit circumsized must be a jewish sob.

challas us

12/8/2009 6:53:29 AM

无名

有种

无名 cn

12/9/2009 3:30:14 AM

fast payday loans

I guess there's always an easier way ...

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12/9/2009 3:31:45 AM

lee

妈啊 我要吐了!!!召唤春哥!!!

lee cn

12/12/2009 1:13:59 AM

putamadre

its says: "WARNING: you should be at least 21 to watch this video" im almost double that age and am still in shock !!!! i wonder if he still lived after all that and if all the glas came out????? thats insane...

putamadre mx

12/12/2009 2:59:29 PM

Putitinthemouth

wow.
look at his dick..
wtf?
and holy blood!!!
ow id cry like hell!!

Putitinthemouth ca

12/12/2009 4:08:54 PM

CrazyBlackAss

Uhh... 1 man 1 jar much?

CrazyBlackAss us

12/12/2009 7:43:58 PM

QueenCunt05

This is absolutely fucking disgusting!!!!!!!!! How is it possible that he didn't even make a fucking sound while all this was happening?! Fucking jesus christ! Dumb motherfuckers need to stop doing this fucking sick shit. Why the fuck did I even think about watching this stupid shit? UGH!!!! FUCKIN SICK!!! I'm gonna have a long case of the creeps after this. FUCKIN SICK! Nasty! UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

QueenCunt05 us

12/13/2009 7:35:07 AM

Sniickersz

Yoo dhiss is tew disturbinqq . eww lyke all daht blood cominq outta his ass .. smhh nd how retarded is dhiss nikka tew try a GLASS bottle ??? really man lyke come on .

Sniickersz us

12/13/2009 4:15:23 PM

dayum

*my anus is bleeding!*

dayum

12/14/2009 10:01:21 AM

Yowzerz

eww omg he has a friendship penis n all that blood and glass that made my rear sore

Yowzerz us

12/14/2009 6:32:40 PM

Jess

Wow. I can't believe how much blood came out of his ass. Crazy shit. And I just finished having some ice cream.....

Jess ca

12/16/2009 12:08:30 AM

Taylor

this fucker had to be on drugs. there is no way someone can just sit there and take having a huge glass jar rammed up their cornhole, and then have it break and not just pass out from blood loss and the shock from the pain. he must have been real fucking high.

Taylor us

12/19/2009 8:44:50 PM

fucketard

hows your period now days

fucketard us

12/21/2009 10:53:39 PM

going to toss it

okay, I watched 2 girls one cup nd didnt even feel like i ws gunna throw up. for this, when i saw the blood i started heaving like hell.

going to toss it us

12/22/2009 5:57:45 PM

Matt

OMFG. The bloody glass...UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Matt bg

12/24/2009 1:47:26 AM

simon

well that was a shocker.!! can you imagine how scared you,d be seeing all that blood pumping outta ya ass. id be surprised if he survived that.

simon gb

12/24/2009 4:14:11 AM

折子戏

我想,买一个钢化玻璃的杯子。其实是真的很有必要的。

折子戏 cn

12/24/2009 7:53:33 PM

megan

aww whos a tiny penis! ans wait to g0

megan us

12/25/2009 12:04:53 PM

没种

你吗的~~~有种

没种 cn

12/27/2009 4:31:21 PM

Skyler

Are you still alive? If you are you are lucky and what happened to you?

Skyler

12/31/2009 12:42:11 AM

jason

omfg did he die!?!?!?!

jason us

1/4/2010 12:07:02 AM

Nika

awwww, poor glass jar, it had to go though torture just for this dumbass, at least it had its revenge in a horrible disturbing way.

Nika us

1/6/2010 11:02:44 AM

andrew

WOW now that is phucked up

andrew us

1/6/2010 7:00:13 PM

bitfuckingnosey

i swear he did it on purpose, to fit that jar up there, all he had to do was sit on his arse, but go at a dodgy angle, makes me think that turns him on

bitfuckingnosey us

1/8/2010 12:34:43 PM

cutiee

this fucking stupid i mean who would want to do that i puked like hell

cutiee us

1/10/2010 8:10:26 PM

ben

wat the fuck was this sizle dick muther fucker thinking of coarse it would smash i hope u enjoyed it u fucking dumb arse this is the most phucked up thing iv evva seen worse then pain olimpics (not really)


WHAT THE FUCK

ben au

1/11/2010 7:37:56 AM

brian newlands

Hi my names brian newlands a luv cock especially my sons. Its delish we stretch each other with jam jars all the time its our w2ednesday night thing lol sometimes we even invite kieran round he loves havin a cock in his mouth and a jar up his arse anyway av gotta run ma son wants fisted luv ya babies x x x

brian newlands gb

1/12/2010 8:36:18 AM

quimreaper

dis eejit also stuck a csrewdriver up his cock as well, dont ask how he got it in there but it looked unreal sore as he was pullin it back out and blood pissed everywhere what a weirdo

quimreaper ie

1/19/2010 2:15:50 AM

Dutchman1977

**** very phucked (vomitting) keep up the good work ***

Dutchman1977 nl

1/21/2010 3:11:50 AM

nexus

I think this stupid fucker got everything he deserved!!!

nexus ca

1/21/2010 2:18:44 PM

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1/22/2010 8:47:50 AM

Mr.Haha

How did he die? He bled 2 death from his ass hole. haha

Mr.Haha us

1/30/2010 2:01:40 PM

james

all that blood out his ass ugh

james us

2/2/2010 11:36:17 AM

john smith

wat the fuck there are sum fucke dup ppl in this world

john smith gb

2/3/2010 3:46:51 PM

Duddde

The next level of emo

Duddde us

2/4/2010 4:29:41 AM

Ram

After doing this he should kill himself on camera for it. I'll think of this everytime I go anal. Owwwee!

Ram us

2/4/2010 7:31:41 AM

bennyboi

hummm i think im gunna put a jar up my ass today . tyen secs later owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omfg is tht blood

bennyboi gb

2/4/2010 4:24:37 PM

Catman

ok what does this guy do when he gets to the hospital? tells the people when they ask whats the problem "uhhh, i got a broke jar up my butt!" when they ask why "ive got a really fucked up way of amusing myself!" now me personally, ive been really bored till i jacked off until i got a raw spot on my dick, but ive never been THAT fucking bored to the point i wanted to stick a jar up my ass!! boy, what a fucking idiot!!

Catman us

2/6/2010 4:33:16 PM

jojo

thats gunna be funny to explain to the doctors. i cant watch the whole thing.

jojo us

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