1/17/2009 1:10:06 AM

OMFG!!! I'm speechless.

Why would you stick your dick in a blender...
Seriously if something went wrong and it hit the blades...no kids for you!
XD

Katie

1/17/2009 6:57:22 AM

this wouldn't happen to be the same dumb fuck that stuck the glass jar up his ass, would it?
either way...very WRONG...!!!

r

1/17/2009 7:16:42 AM

lol, r, I wouldn't be surprised

Nathan

1/17/2009 8:38:23 AM

ok?

radicolpotato

1/17/2009 9:27:48 AM

I won't even lie, I was terrified to watch that, assuming there was going to be a similar ending result similar to the Jar Squatter, which made me vomit by the way.

Alysea

1/17/2009 9:58:12 AM

Ummm....

W

T

F

?!

aguy

1/17/2009 3:34:28 PM

Damn He's Brave...Hopfully He Took the Blades Out.

i heart mr. phucked

1/17/2009 7:12:19 PM

the thing is I think he actually did get hard off it, just pulled out before it got bigger, either that or he just wanted to show off what people who have small dicks can do that average guys can't...funny, but sticking it in a blender has never been something I wished I could do.

Nathan

1/18/2009 1:26:23 AM

Thats what i call express judaism!!!

doombunny

1/20/2009 12:09:09 AM

The dude's dick was about the same size as the dude with the big ASS Ball's! That could "Cum"like a fireman's hose! He probably already was fully erect!That's why he knew nothing would happen to his Shit!!! Hell the Mutha Fucka,probably wasn't even plugged in any way!!!

Sam

1/21/2009 11:31:35 AM

dumbfucking people i really hope like hell that these people arent able to reproduce...stupid ass

RICK

1/21/2009 1:23:03 PM

PhUcK ThAr GuY iS rEtArDeD

RADIKAL DUDE

1/21/2009 7:46:55 PM

Small cock showboating?

roscopp

1/31/2009 10:22:00 AM

Fucking weird ass bloke... That mother fucker needs a hospital! HAHA!

NoughtAbyss

2/2/2009 1:45:07 AM

His dick looks like one of those baby carrots ... haha i hope one day he gets his balls cut of so his stupidity cannot contaminate the world

Whitexlightning

2/2/2009 10:03:51 AM

i thought his dick waz guna get slashed up hes fukin lucky dumbass !!

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2/3/2009 7:45:23 AM

不够长啊每绞烂

小泉纯一郎他爹

2/3/2009 8:47:44 AM

he wakes up in the morning and says.. hmmm What should I do today.. I think I'll stick my dick in a blender.. oh wait.. that works cause it's so small it won't hit the blades.. what a phreak!

simmer

2/5/2009 2:11:41 PM

oh is that what stupid people do ...

Sanchez

2/6/2009 12:42:05 AM

That guys what I call "very special."

Katie

2/6/2009 9:40:53 AM

Yeah that guy was a 'special' kid when he was at school too......

zach

2/7/2009 6:53:32 PM

now that was fucking hilarious
wtf do these people have in their minds

troxa

2/9/2009 2:01:18 AM

OMFG SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!, the whole time i was screaming in my head " DONT GO RED!! WATER PLEASE DONT GO RED!!!! "

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2/12/2009 9:54:59 PM

that was a very small penis

WhattheFuCK!!"?

2/13/2009 11:26:05 PM

ewww. his dick is super short & super skinny... aka super SMALL. I guess he figured he didn't really have "much of anything to lose" anyway. I mean he probably realized that weather his dick is intact or not, no girl's gonna wanna fuck that lil peedie-wacker. Poor guy... you know u got it bad when u're so lonely that u start fuckin blenders.

mzl9292

2/14/2009 9:59:40 PM

Haha, if it cuts his dick off he won't be able to have kids, as somebody pointed out earlier. I'm just thinking it must be some kind of natural process, how mother nature weeds out the phucked up genes..

blendmewiener

2/15/2009 6:46:52 PM

I wouldnt be suprised if he was the same dumb ass motherfucker that stuck a jar up his god damn ass
!
W
T
F !

Annnonomous

2/17/2009 10:27:29 PM

Interestiing..

Holly

2/20/2009 6:41:05 PM

interesting

Beautiful.Disaster

2/20/2009 11:12:48 PM

Has anybody stopped to think that maybe his dick is so small because of the last time he stuck it in a blender?

Don't be stupid

2/23/2009 6:00:36 PM

totaly not what i expected

corey

2/24/2009 5:09:11 PM

Why...?

Guildenstern

2/25/2009 5:24:44 PM

im to freaked out to watch it thats some fucked up shit there

conor

2/27/2009 12:52:46 PM

man that is some fucked up shit

steven

3/2/2009 2:58:26 PM

i wudnt do that for million pound lol fucked up

wadzy

3/6/2009 8:31:54 AM

WHT an idoit sticken ur dick in a blender.
oh well his is way to small to actully hit the blades HA.

James

3/16/2009 4:47:58 PM

but why? O.o

Hijacker

3/18/2009 2:34:15 PM

what the fuck i thought he was going to stick his penis
in the mixer and get it blended WHAT RIP OFF

fatchick

3/22/2009 8:31:52 PM

hope the next time he tries a stunt like that the worst happens ;)

sure yea right

3/25/2009 2:45:34 AM

In my next life, I want to come back as a blender with super long blades.

Syanide

3/30/2009 1:45:14 PM

oh shit, hes lucky, but hes got nothing to risk he has a small dick

dickwaffles

4/9/2009 5:25:26 PM

whats the go with that!!!!!!!!!
if it was suppose to be a turn on how come he getting have an erection...
lol funny shit.
stupid fuck why would you do it has to be the same gut as the glass jar....

_me_!!!

4/13/2009 2:25:58 PM

OW hope he dint use blades

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4/16/2009 5:05:37 AM

OMFG...what is wrong with some people

twanger

4/16/2009 11:46:29 AM

dude his dick is small as shit he gets horny and bored... i dont blame him.. who wants to fuck a baby dick ? he has to get off somehow

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4/18/2009 2:34:48 PM

Anybody Call for a Penis Coloda?

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5/9/2009 6:13:27 AM

if he had a longer dick it would work

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5/11/2009 4:30:01 PM

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6/7/2009 2:21:57 AM

"But will it blend?" haha

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6/12/2009 12:07:58 AM

The question is...WILL IT BLEND!?!?!?!?!?!

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6/13/2009 12:43:30 AM

WTF i was laughing and couldnt stop LMAO!!!!!!!!THATS FUKING FUNNNY

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7/6/2009 11:00:13 AM

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Lola

7/11/2009 6:16:16 PM

I laughed when the Jar Squatter's jar broke. Serves his right tho!

Coreyy

7/23/2009 11:19:00 AM

no blood, no gain...

enicn_d

7/26/2009 10:44:50 PM

what a fag. that's just simply it. f a g

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8/4/2009 11:59:11 PM

LMAO! Holy horse dicks, what a silly thing to do!

NecronomicoN

8/6/2009 11:23:01 PM

OMFG! DUDE WHAT IS YOUR DICK HAS GOTTEN ENLARGED THIS TIME?! HOW YOU SUPPOSE TO FUCK?! @_@ MAN YOU KNOW YOUR SMALL DICK SAVED YOU?! OTHERWISE THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN NEW SPERMY BLOOD WATER OTHERWISE KNOWN AS

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BlackChickSeeingTheWorldForWhatItIs

8/7/2009 9:16:10 AM

wtf he know he is dumb as fuck. he lucky he aint got a long dick cause that be really phucked up. what is this world coming too.

sabrina

8/7/2009 8:20:53 PM

wow wat kinda shit is that? has he ever heard of masturbating to get hard?

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8/13/2009 8:15:42 AM

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发哥

8/14/2009 11:36:46 PM

tell that poon to put some blades on that blender and then we can talk about it being named "penis mixer" cuz as of now it should be changed 2 "penis stirring" there's absolutely no blades on this blender this video is pointless its not even phucked up i wanna see some cock gettin chopped and shredded into pieces wtf is this pathetic crap

familyguy

8/22/2009 11:54:51 PM

meh could be fake he might have just put sumthin on the blades so that if his dick actually got hit it would just bounce off

looknohands

8/24/2009 10:16:45 PM

Wtf... is wrong with some people!? That would be like... sticking my vag near a wood chipper.... who would do that?

ChokeonmyPistol

8/29/2009 2:30:09 AM

BAM! INSTANT PENIS POLISH LOL =P

nathan

9/14/2009 11:56:34 PM

"hmm just feeling like a quiet night in, stickin my dick in a blender & whatnot" ... wow. i wish it would have gotten chopped up in there. somebody that dumb doesnt need to spawn

marinewife

9/16/2009 1:09:28 PM

Strange...he look circumcised going in and had a foreskin coming out. I thought it would be the other way round lol.

Grossed out

9/17/2009 7:47:57 AM

if thats the same guy in jar squatter then its not too bad but if not then der is 1 more retard in the world. i was scared to watch dat fool. i mean like wat the fuck does this guy think hes doin stickin his dick in a blender wat the fuck

homeii

9/19/2009 10:41:39 AM

His dick is really small! LOL! HE GOT A LITTLE ONE!

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10/17/2009 11:25:43 PM

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10/28/2009 8:58:58 PM

This is the type of guy that would have fun by having unprotected sex with prostitutes in Africa!

Sarah

11/11/2009 5:25:07 PM

Is this the same moron from the jar squatter video? This seems like another dumb ass thing that he'd try, and the dude in this video has the same tiny dick

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12/6/2009 1:27:43 AM

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1/1/2010 12:34:53 PM

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1/4/2010 12:24:14 AM

XD,
He should have used the infomercial Magic Bullet Blender.
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maybe after that he will know there are sexy sleeves and toys to buy other then a house hold smoothie maker.
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1/16/2010 3:41:04 PM

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1/29/2010 9:34:26 AM

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2/4/2010 3:56:08 PM

Well, no wonder his dick is so small
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2/5/2010 11:54:57 AM

eww...

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2/19/2010 8:04:54 PM

i hope he gets a boner and cuts his dick off

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2/21/2010 2:20:59 PM

the guy with the mixer is ANONYMOUS

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2/24/2010 11:15:39 PM

well thats a fucked way to wash ur dick, i bet this is the same gay that shoved a glass jar up his ass

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2/27/2010 8:59:37 PM

looks like it feel gud mite try it out

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3/8/2010 10:20:05 AM

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When he liked it

FuckedUpLoverin

3/15/2010 1:35:30 AM

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3/18/2010 10:01:52 PM

that is either the stupidest or the bravest man on the planet...

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4/9/2010 12:12:58 AM

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4/20/2010 7:20:29 PM

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4/27/2010 4:34:47 AM

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4/28/2010 12:05:44 AM

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5/12/2010 10:45:16 AM

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5/13/2010 1:02:14 AM

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5/13/2010 11:13:17 PM

that was scarey i thought his dick was done

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5/13/2010 11:14:18 PM

that was scarey i thought his dick was done

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5/13/2010 11:18:47 PM

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6/17/2010 7:55:05 PM

Well he has a microdick! Its probably hard to get pleasure

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