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Penis Mixer

by Mr. Phucked 1/17/2009 3:30:00 AM

Some guys will do anything for a little sexual pleasure.
This guy decides to stick his dick into a food mixer!

Here is what I'm thinking could happen.
He is not yet that hard, if he gets hard, it could grow just enough to hit the blades...

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Comments

1/17/2009 4:10:06 AM

OMFG!!! I'm speechless.

Why would you stick your dick in a blender...
Seriously if something went wrong and it hit the blades...no kids for you!
XD

Katie

1/17/2009 9:57:22 AM

this wouldn't happen to be the same dumb fuck that stuck the glass jar up his ass, would it?
either way...very WRONG...!!!

1/17/2009 10:16:42 AM

lol, r, I wouldn't be surprised

Nathan

1/17/2009 11:38:23 AM

ok?

radicolpotato

1/17/2009 12:27:48 PM

I won't even lie, I was terrified to watch that, assuming there was going to be a similar ending result similar to the Jar Squatter, which made me vomit by the way.

Alysea

1/17/2009 12:58:12 PM

Ummm....

W

T

F

?!

aguy

1/17/2009 6:34:28 PM

Damn He's Brave...Hopfully He Took the Blades Out.

i heart mr. phucked

1/17/2009 10:12:19 PM

the thing is I think he actually did get hard off it, just pulled out before it got bigger, either that or he just wanted to show off what people who have small dicks can do that average guys can't...funny, but sticking it in a blender has never been something I wished I could do.

Nathan

1/18/2009 4:26:23 AM

Thats what i call express judaism!!!

doombunny

1/20/2009 3:09:09 AM

The dude's dick was about the same size as the dude with the big ASS Ball's! That could "Cum"like a fireman's hose! He probably already was fully erect!That's why he knew nothing would happen to his Shit!!! Hell the Mutha Fucka,probably wasn't even plugged in any way!!!

Sam

1/21/2009 2:31:35 PM

dumbfucking people i really hope like hell that these people arent able to reproduce...stupid ass

RICK

1/21/2009 4:23:03 PM

PhUcK ThAr GuY iS rEtArDeD

RADIKAL DUDE

1/21/2009 10:46:55 PM

Small cock showboating?

roscopp

1/31/2009 1:22:00 PM

Fucking weird ass bloke... That mother fucker needs a hospital! HAHA!

NoughtAbyss

2/2/2009 4:45:07 AM

His dick looks like one of those baby carrots ... haha i hope one day he gets his balls cut of so his stupidity cannot contaminate the world

Whitexlightning

2/2/2009 1:03:51 PM

i thought his dick waz guna get slashed up hes fukin lucky dumbass !!

ANna

2/3/2009 10:45:23 AM

不够长啊每绞烂

小泉纯一郎他爹

2/3/2009 11:47:44 AM

he wakes up in the morning and says.. hmmm What should I do today.. I think I'll stick my dick in a blender.. oh wait.. that works cause it's so small it won't hit the blades.. what a phreak!

simmer

2/5/2009 5:11:41 PM

oh is that what stupid people do ...

Sanchez

2/6/2009 3:42:05 AM

That guys what I call "very special."

Katie

2/6/2009 12:40:53 PM

Yeah that guy was a 'special' kid when he was at school too......

zach

2/7/2009 9:53:32 PM

now that was fucking hilarious
wtf do these people have in their minds

troxa

2/9/2009 5:01:18 AM

OMFG SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!, the whole time i was screaming in my head " DONT GO RED!! WATER PLEASE DONT GO RED!!!! "

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2/9/2009 5:13:50 PM

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jon

2/13/2009 12:54:59 AM

that was a very small penis

WhattheFuCK!!"?

2/14/2009 2:26:05 AM

ewww. his dick is super short & super skinny... aka super SMALL. I guess he figured he didn't really have "much of anything to lose" anyway. I mean he probably realized that weather his dick is intact or not, no girl's gonna wanna fuck that lil peedie-wacker. Poor guy... you know u got it bad when u're so lonely that u start fuckin blenders.

mzl9292

2/15/2009 12:59:40 AM

Haha, if it cuts his dick off he won't be able to have kids, as somebody pointed out earlier. I'm just thinking it must be some kind of natural process, how mother nature weeds out the phucked up genes..

blendmewiener

2/15/2009 9:46:52 PM

I wouldnt be suprised if he was the same dumb ass motherfucker that stuck a jar up his god damn ass
!
W
T
F !

Annnonomous

2/18/2009 1:27:29 AM

Interestiing..

Holly

2/20/2009 9:41:05 PM

interesting

Beautiful.Disaster

2/21/2009 2:12:48 AM

Has anybody stopped to think that maybe his dick is so small because of the last time he stuck it in a blender?

Don't be stupid

2/23/2009 9:00:36 PM

totaly not what i expected

corey

2/24/2009 8:09:11 PM

Why...?

Guildenstern

2/25/2009 8:24:44 PM

im to freaked out to watch it thats some fucked up shit there

conor

2/27/2009 3:52:46 PM

man that is some fucked up shit

steven

3/2/2009 5:58:26 PM

i wudnt do that for million pound lol fucked up

wadzy

3/6/2009 11:31:54 AM

WHT an idoit sticken ur dick in a blender.
oh well his is way to small to actully hit the blades HA.

James

3/16/2009 7:47:58 PM

but why? O.o

Hijacker

3/18/2009 5:34:15 PM

what the fuck i thought he was going to stick his penis
in the mixer and get it blended WHAT RIP OFF

fatchick

3/22/2009 11:31:52 PM

hope the next time he tries a stunt like that the worst happens ;)

sure yea right

3/25/2009 5:45:34 AM

In my next life, I want to come back as a blender with super long blades.

Syanide

3/30/2009 4:45:14 PM

oh shit, hes lucky, but hes got nothing to risk he has a small dick

dickwaffles

4/9/2009 8:25:26 PM

whats the go with that!!!!!!!!!
if it was suppose to be a turn on how come he getting have an erection...
lol funny shit.
stupid fuck why would you do it has to be the same gut as the glass jar....

_me_!!!

4/13/2009 5:25:58 PM

OW hope he dint use blades

Rhys

4/16/2009 8:05:37 AM

OMFG...what is wrong with some people

twanger

4/16/2009 2:46:29 PM

dude his dick is small as shit he gets horny and bored... i dont blame him.. who wants to fuck a baby dick ? he has to get off somehow

guest

4/18/2009 5:34:48 PM

Anybody Call for a Penis Coloda?

Alex

5/9/2009 9:13:27 AM

if he had a longer dick it would work

misterlover

5/11/2009 7:30:01 PM

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5/29/2009 4:10:16 AM

not cool that gave me chills

twisty420

6/7/2009 5:21:57 AM

"But will it blend?" haha

sloshysoup

6/12/2009 3:07:58 AM

The question is...WILL IT BLEND!?!?!?!?!?!

cody

6/13/2009 3:43:30 AM

WTF i was laughing and couldnt stop LMAO!!!!!!!!THATS FUKING FUNNNY

Spazzy

6/24/2009 10:57:56 AM

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anonymous

7/6/2009 2:00:13 PM

that is to fucked up geta life pussy rulls

bondedbarol

7/9/2009 3:50:53 AM

K CLASE TR0NC0O D C0MEPiNGA... VERDAD K LA ESTUPiDES HUMANA N0 TiENE LiMiTE

Lola

7/11/2009 9:16:16 PM

I laughed when the Jar Squatter's jar broke. Serves his right tho!

Coreyy

7/23/2009 2:19:00 PM

no blood, no gain...

enicn_d

7/27/2009 1:44:50 AM

what a fag. that's just simply it. f a g

rofl niggaz

8/5/2009 2:59:11 AM

LMAO! Holy horse dicks, what a silly thing to do!

NecronomicoN

8/7/2009 2:23:01 AM

OMFG! DUDE WHAT IS YOUR DICK HAS GOTTEN ENLARGED THIS TIME?! HOW YOU SUPPOSE TO FUCK?! @_@ MAN YOU KNOW YOUR SMALL DICK SAVED YOU?! OTHERWISE THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN NEW SPERMY BLOOD WATER OTHERWISE KNOWN AS

*New*:Strawberry Milk with Lots of water! OR A FUCKIN MILKSHAKE WITH YOU CHOPPED UP PENIS!!

BlackChickSeeingTheWorldForWhatItIs

8/7/2009 12:16:10 PM

wtf he know he is dumb as fuck. he lucky he aint got a long dick cause that be really phucked up. what is this world coming too.

sabrina

8/7/2009 11:20:53 PM

wow wat kinda shit is that? has he ever heard of masturbating to get hard?

regina

8/13/2009 11:15:42 AM

我c！啥都敢搅啊，怎么没榨成汁啊！

发哥

8/15/2009 2:36:46 AM

tell that poon to put some blades on that blender and then we can talk about it being named "penis mixer" cuz as of now it should be changed 2 "penis stirring" there's absolutely no blades on this blender this video is pointless its not even phucked up i wanna see some cock gettin chopped and shredded into pieces wtf is this pathetic crap

familyguy

8/23/2009 2:54:51 AM

meh could be fake he might have just put sumthin on the blades so that if his dick actually got hit it would just bounce off

looknohands

8/25/2009 1:16:45 AM

Wtf... is wrong with some people!? That would be like... sticking my vag near a wood chipper.... who would do that?

ChokeonmyPistol

8/29/2009 5:30:09 AM

BAM! INSTANT PENIS POLISH LOL =P

nathan

9/15/2009 2:56:34 AM

"hmm just feeling like a quiet night in, stickin my dick in a blender & whatnot" ... wow. i wish it would have gotten chopped up in there. somebody that dumb doesnt need to spawn

marinewife

9/16/2009 4:09:28 PM

Strange...he look circumcised going in and had a foreskin coming out. I thought it would be the other way round lol.

Grossed out

9/17/2009 10:47:57 AM

if thats the same guy in jar squatter then its not too bad but if not then der is 1 more retard in the world. i was scared to watch dat fool. i mean like wat the fuck does this guy think hes doin stickin his dick in a blender wat the fuck

homeii

9/19/2009 1:41:39 PM

His dick is really small! LOL! HE GOT A LITTLE ONE!

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10/15/2009 9:12:41 PM

Ouch . bet that was painful

Chriis

10/18/2009 2:25:43 AM

O.o

Blondie

10/28/2009 11:58:58 PM

This is the type of guy that would have fun by having unprotected sex with prostitutes in Africa!

Sarah

11/11/2009 8:25:07 PM

Is this the same moron from the jar squatter video? This seems like another dumb ass thing that he'd try, and the dude in this video has the same tiny dick

Veggiesaurus

12/6/2009 4:27:43 AM

wut a pussy...

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12/16/2009 3:19:01 AM

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1/1/2010 6:23:22 AM

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1/1/2010 3:34:53 PM

He should have used a smaller blender for that tini-wini shit 2 small asshole!!!!LOL!!!Next time put it in the toaster or something huh!!!

mary

1/4/2010 3:24:14 AM

XD,
He should have used the infomercial Magic Bullet Blender.
Hope that blender short circuits in the wall and pops the blades at his dick.
maybe after that he will know there are sexy sleeves and toys to buy other then a house hold smoothie maker.
^.^

Nika

1/16/2010 6:41:04 PM

Its not big enough to hit the blades dont worry about it

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1/26/2010 10:18:23 PM

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1/29/2010 12:34:26 PM

thats risky. also gross because that dick looks pre pubescent. must be a bored 14 yr old boy. Stupid shit kids do

Randomrobot

2/4/2010 6:56:08 PM

Well, no wonder his dick is so small
lol

gmanfreeman

2/5/2010 2:54:57 PM

eww...

han

2/19/2010 11:04:54 PM

i hope he gets a boner and cuts his dick off

lance

2/21/2010 5:20:59 PM

the guy with the mixer is ANONYMOUS

allen boland

2/25/2010 2:15:39 AM

well thats a fucked way to wash ur dick, i bet this is the same gay that shoved a glass jar up his ass

wtf

2/27/2010 11:59:37 PM

looks like it feel gud mite try it out

deathman

3/8/2010 1:20:05 PM

Wahahaha~
Hilarious^^
When he liked it

FuckedUpLoverin

3/15/2010 4:35:30 AM

i think this is the glass ass guy the guy who also pulled and fuckin screwdriver out of his dick

dustin

3/19/2010 1:01:52 AM

that is either the stupidest or the bravest man on the planet...

dave

4/9/2010 3:12:58 AM

OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO DO THIS

Jon

4/20/2010 10:20:29 PM

TINY DICK!

Kat

4/27/2010 7:34:47 AM

Insert in the erectile you will ejaculate

zjkshy

4/28/2010 3:05:44 AM

great way to wash your penis acctualy

hfdsjakfbs

5/12/2010 1:45:16 PM

how did it feel ?

dee c

5/13/2010 4:02:14 AM

What a fag.

Animal

5/14/2010 2:13:17 AM

that was scarey i thought his dick was done

flamedlade

5/14/2010 2:14:18 AM

that was scarey i thought his dick was done

flameblade

5/14/2010 2:18:47 AM

wtf i his dick was done y. y did he do that. what a dumbfreaking asshole

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5/21/2010 5:03:44 PM

I was actually laughing

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6/1/2010 3:11:41 AM

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Josh

6/17/2010 10:55:05 PM

Well he has a microdick! Its probably hard to get pleasure

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6/26/2010 7:11:32 AM

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8/2/2010 1:46:20 PM

shit

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8/6/2010 8:10:19 PM

wtf happens to his dick at the end?!?! its like a god damn turtel damn

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8/10/2010 1:43:52 PM

WONDERFUL

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8/26/2010 11:35:30 PM

Gief BLOOD !

C.Bomber

9/6/2010 10:02:55 PM

LOL i laughed my fucking ass off when i saw this
the jar up the ass guy deserved that shit, whether or not he wanted it

PUNISHER

9/22/2010 2:39:42 PM

But will it blend? - that is the question.

Ivan Turdson

10/5/2010 11:07:26 AM

Ouch.If that had gone fully hard then it woulda been bye bye penis..:/

Katie Renshaw

11/26/2010 5:33:16 PM

this wudnt happen to be the same dumbshit who shoved the jar up his hole ?? !!

wtf123

12/24/2010 2:00:20 AM

Notice how all the dudes in these videos that do stupid shit to their junk always have small dicks! xD

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2/17/2011 6:24:31 PM

Shameful excuse for a cock..

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2/22/2011 9:42:36 PM

I would love to suck that enourmouse cockerspanel!

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4/14/2011 3:38:53 PM

怎么没再长点

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4/24/2011 9:33:45 AM

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5/2/2011 11:20:23 PM

i guess he wont be getting head tonight

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5/28/2011 12:06:49 AM

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