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Penis Mixer

Some guys will do anything for a little sexual pleasure.
This guy decides to stick his dick into a food mixer!

Here is what I'm thinking could happen.
He is not yet that hard, if he gets hard, it could grow just enough to hit the blades...

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OMFG!!! I'm speechless.

Why would you stick your dick in a blender...
Seriously if something went wrong and it hit the blades...no kids for you!
XD

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this wouldn't happen to be the same dumb fuck that stuck the glass jar up his ass, would it?
either way...very WRONG...!!!

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lol, r, I wouldn't be surprised

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radicolpotato
United States radicolpotato

ok?

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I won't even lie, I was terrified to watch that, assuming there was going to be a similar ending result similar to the Jar Squatter, which made me vomit by the way.

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Ummm....

W

T

F

?!

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Uruguay i heart mr. phucked

Damn He's Brave...Hopfully He Took the Blades Out.

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the thing is I think he actually did get hard off it, just pulled out before it got bigger, either that or he just wanted to show off what people who have small dicks can do that average guys can't...funny, but sticking it in a blender has never been something I wished I could do.

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Thats what i call express judaism!!!

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The dude's dick was about the same size as the dude with the big ASS Ball's! That could "Cum"like a fireman's hose! He probably already was fully erect!That's why he knew nothing would happen to his Shit!!! Hell the Mutha Fucka,probably wasn't even plugged in any way!!!

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dumbfucking people i really hope like hell that these people arent able to reproduce...stupid ass

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RADIKAL DUDE
United States RADIKAL DUDE

PhUcK ThAr GuY iS rEtArDeD

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Small cock showboating?

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Fucking weird ass bloke... That mother fucker needs a hospital! HAHA!

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His dick looks like one of those baby carrots ... haha i hope one day he gets his balls cut of so his stupidity cannot contaminate the world

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i thought his dick waz guna get slashed up hes fukin lucky dumbass !!

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小泉纯一郎他爹
People's Republic of China 小泉纯一郎他爹

不够长啊每绞烂

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he wakes up in the morning and says.. hmmm What should I do today.. I think I'll stick my dick in a blender.. oh wait.. that works cause it's so small it won't hit the blades.. what a phreak!

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oh is that what stupid people do ...

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That guys what I call "very special." Laughing

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Yeah that guy was a 'special' kid when he was at school too......

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now that was fucking hilarious
wtf do these people have in their minds

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OMFG SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!, the whole time i was screaming in my head " DONT GO RED!! WATER PLEASE DONT GO RED!!!! "

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WhattheFuCK!!"?
United States WhattheFuCK!!"?

that was a very small penis

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ewww. his dick is super short & super skinny... aka super SMALL. I guess he figured he didn't really have "much of anything to lose" anyway. I mean he probably realized that weather his dick is intact or not, no girl's gonna wanna fuck that lil peedie-wacker. Poor guy... you know u got it bad when u're so lonely that u start fuckin blenders.

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blendmewiener
United Kingdom blendmewiener

Haha, if it cuts his dick off he won't be able to have kids, as somebody pointed out earlier. I'm just thinking it must be some kind of natural process, how mother nature weeds out the phucked up genes..Laughing

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Annnonomous
United Kingdom Annnonomous

I wouldnt be suprised if he was the same dumb ass motherfucker that stuck a jar up his god damn ass
!
W
T
F !

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Interestiing..

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Beautiful.Disaster
Canada Beautiful.Disaster

interesting

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Don't be stupid
United Kingdom Don't be stupid

Has anybody stopped to think that maybe his dick is so small because of the last time he stuck it in a blender? Smile

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totaly not what i expected

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Guildenstern
Canada Guildenstern

Why...?

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im to freaked out to watch it thats some fucked up shit there

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man that is some fucked up shit

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i wudnt do that for million pound lol fucked up

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WHT an idoit sticken ur dick in a blender.
oh well his is way to small to actully hit the blades HA.

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but why? O.o

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what the fuck i thought he was going to stick his penis
in the mixer and get it blended WHAT RIP OFF

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sure yea right
United States sure yea right

hope the next time he tries a stunt like that the worst happens ;)

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In my next life, I want to come back as a blender with super long blades.

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dickwaffles
United States dickwaffles

oh shit, hes lucky, but hes got nothing to risk he has a small dick

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whats the go with that!!!!!!!!!
if it was suppose to be a turn on how come he getting have an erection...
lol funny shit.
stupid fuck why would you do it has to be the same gut as the glass jar....

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OW hope he dint use blades

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OMFG...what is wrong with some people

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dude his dick is small as shit Laughing Laughing he gets horny and bored... i dont blame him.. who wants to fuck a baby dick ? he has to get off somehow Laughing

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Anybody Call for a Penis Coloda?

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misterlover
Germany misterlover

if he had a longer dick it would work

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not cool that gave me chills

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"But will it blend?" haha

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The question is...WILL IT BLEND!?!?!?!?!?!

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WTF i was laughing and couldnt stop LMAO!!!!!!!!THATS FUKING FUNNNY

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PERSONALLY i THiNK THAT THiS MANN iS JUST TRYiNG SOMETHiNG NEW CUZ HE WAS BORED. BUT STiCKiNG YOU DiCK iN A MiXER iSNT THE WAY TOO GO AND THO HE iS SMALL iM SURE MOST OF YOU LEAViNG THOSE COMMENTS ARENT MUCH BiGGER. YOUR PROBABLY RUNNiNG A RACE WiTH HiM AND MiGHT EVEN LOSE. SOO PEOPLE WHO WROTE COMMENTS ABOUT HiS SiZE JUST DONT. AND NO i AM NOT WRiTiNG THiS BECAUSE i AM A DUDE WiT A SMALL PENiS BECAUSE i AM A FEMALE AND NO i AM NOT ATTRACTED TOO TiNY PENiS'S BUT THERE ARE ALOT OUT THERE WHO ARE PROBABLY SLEEPiNG WiTH YOUR WOMEN AT THE MOMENT. ALL iM SAYiNG iS RETHiNK YOUR ABiLiTiES BEFORE YOU POST SOMETHiNG STUPiD ON THE iNTERNET FOR THE WORLD TOO LAUGH AT.

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bondedbarol
United States bondedbarol

that is to fucked up  geta life pussy rulls

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I laughed when the Jar Squatter's jar broke. Serves his right tho!

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no blood, no gain...

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rofl niggaz
United States rofl niggaz

what a fag. that's just simply it. f a g

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NecronomicoN
NecronomicoN

LMAO!  Holy horse dicks, what a silly thing to do!

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BlackChickSeeingTheWorldForWhatItIs
United States BlackChickSeeingTheWorldForWhatItIs

OMFG! DUDE WHAT IS YOUR DICK HAS GOTTEN ENLARGED THIS TIME?! HOW YOU SUPPOSE TO FUCK?! @_@ MAN YOU KNOW YOUR SMALL DICK SAVED YOU?! OTHERWISE THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN NEW SPERMY BLOOD WATER OTHERWISE KNOWN AS

*New*:Strawberry Milk with Lots of water! OR A FUCKIN MILKSHAKE WITH YOU CHOPPED UP PENIS!!

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wtf he know he is dumb as fuck. he lucky he aint got a long dick cause that be really phucked up. what is this world coming too.

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wow wat kinda shit is that? has he ever heard of masturbating to get hard?

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我c!啥都敢搅啊,怎么没榨成汁啊!

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tell that poon to put some blades on that blender and then we can talk about it being named "penis mixer" cuz as of now it should be changed 2 "penis stirring" there's absolutely no blades on this blender this video is pointless its not even phucked up i wanna see some cock gettin chopped and shredded into pieces wtf is this pathetic crap

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looknohands
looknohands

meh could be fake he might have just put sumthin on the blades so that if his dick actually got hit it would just bounce off

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ChokeonmyPistol
United States ChokeonmyPistol

Wtf... is wrong with some people!? That would be like... sticking my vag near a wood chipper.... who would do that?

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BAM! INSTANT PENIS POLISH LOL =P

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"hmm just feeling like a quiet night in, stickin my dick in a blender & whatnot" ... wow. i wish it would have gotten chopped up in there. somebody that dumb doesnt need to spawn

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Grossed out
United Kingdom Grossed out

Strange...he look circumcised going in and had a foreskin coming out. I thought it would be the other way round lol.

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if thats the same guy in jar squatter then its not too bad but if not then der is 1 more retard in the world. i was scared to watch dat fool. i mean like wat the fuck does this guy think hes doin stickin his dick in a blender wat the fuck

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I Love sucking dick!
United States I Love sucking dick!

His dick is really small! LOL! HE GOT A LITTLE ONE!

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Ouch . bet that was painful

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This is the type of guy that would have fun by having unprotected sex with prostitutes in Africa!

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Veggiesaurus
United States Veggiesaurus

Is this the same moron from the jar squatter video? This seems like another dumb ass thing that he'd try, and the dude in this video has the same tiny dick

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Joey Martyr
United States Joey Martyr

wut a pussy...

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Got a 404 err all day for this article. Nice btw.

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what a fart knocker

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Just wanted to say thanks for this.

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I guess there's always an easier way ...

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fuck the USA
United States fuck the USA

i hate how dumb you americans are

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He should have used a smaller blender for that tini-wini shit 2 small asshole!!!!LOL!!!Next time put it in the toaster or something huh!!!

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XD,
He should have used the infomercial Magic Bullet Blender.
Hope that blender short circuits in the wall and pops the blades at his dick.
maybe after that he will know there are sexy sleeves and toys to buy other then a house hold smoothie maker.
^.^

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Its not big enough to hit the blades dont worry about it

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Randomrobot
United States Randomrobot

thats risky. also gross because that dick looks pre pubescent. must be a bored 14 yr old boy. Stupid shit kids do

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gmanfreeman
gmanfreeman

Well, no wonder his dick is so small
lol

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i hope he gets a boner and cuts his dick off

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allen boland
United Kingdom allen boland

the guy with the mixer is ANONYMOUS

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well thats a fucked way to wash ur dick, i bet this is the same gay that shoved a glass jar up his ass

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looks like it feel gud mite try it out

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FuckedUpLoverin
Germany FuckedUpLoverin

Wahahaha~
Hilarious^^
When he liked it Laughing

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i think this is the glass ass guy the guy who also pulled and fuckin screwdriver out of his dick

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that is either the stupidest or the bravest man on the planet...

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OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO DO THIS

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TINY DICK!

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Insert in the erectile you will ejaculate

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great way to wash your penis acctualy

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how did it feel ?

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What a fag.

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that was scarey i thought his dick was done

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that was scarey i thought his dick was done

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wtf i his dick was done y. y did he do that. what a dumbfreaking asshole

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I was actually laughing

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Well he has a microdick! Its probably hard to get pleasure

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wtf happens to his dick at the end?!?! its like a god damn turtel  damn

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WONDERFUL

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LOL i laughed my fucking ass off when i saw this
the jar up the ass guy deserved that shit, whether or not he wanted it

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Ivan Turdson
Russia Ivan Turdson

But will it blend? - that is the question.

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Katie Renshaw
United Kingdom Katie Renshaw

Ouch.If that had gone fully hard then it woulda been bye bye penis..:/

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this wudnt happen to be the same dumbshit who shoved the jar up his hole ?? !!

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Notice how all the dudes in these videos that do stupid shit to their junk always have small dicks! xD

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Shameful excuse for a cock..

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Rucka Rucka Ali
Rucka Rucka Ali

I would love to suck that enourmouse cockerspanel!

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怎么没再长点

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i guess he wont be getting head tonight

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Well Guy Under Me, I Don't Know But My Friend Stuck His Dick In My Shop-Vac Earlier And I Thought It Would Explode, XD He Says He Cummed In It, I Wouldn't Doubt That Shit.

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没啥说的,洗的够全面

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怎么没有被切碎?

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请别叫我神
People's Republic of China 请别叫我神

牛逼 太牛逼了

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one way of cleaning your dick

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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN this shit was crazyyyyyyyyyyyy lol wtf?!?!?!?! Laughing

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the 1st time i saw this i was very disappointed

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................无奈

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Cold Water? Small Dick.. WTF?

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Mcgrooze420
United States Mcgrooze420

i was kinda hoping he would have hit the blades,kinda disapointing,would of been a great lesson to my kids....DONT FUCK THE BLENDER

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没看见里面全是水么  不够猛

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Lol.... Lil tiny dick

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Just for this guy doing this his dick should of got caught in the blades crazy fucker

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Jesus Christ mi dick is actually sore from the wat if he got hard and it hit the damn blades damn man brave Shit man

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I think I'd laugh my ass off if his cock got chopped off from that blender.

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