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by Mr. Phucked 2/3/2009 3:30:00 AM

Are you worried about catching some horrible disease that makes your dick fall off or your pussy eat itself?

How about this for safe sex?  Phuck a fatty!

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2/3/2009 4:20:30 AM

Pr0fane

yea! fuck a fat chick in her rolls. thats wayyy safer.. you know.. minus the build up of who knows what since she probably hasn't been able to reach.. let alone clean her rolls in a while..

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2/3/2009 7:31:33 AM

Nathan

yeah, looks like he was going for her bellybutton, even worse than just the rolls with all that built up lint. Well, least people are creative. Doesn't get me off any, but maybe I just have too high of standards

Nathan ca

2/3/2009 8:04:21 AM

Laura

GUNT FUCKING!!! hahahaha...........

Laura

2/3/2009 5:48:20 PM

Hiyaaa

Watch out, fatty might absorb that dick

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2/4/2009 2:18:50 AM

JB

Thats definitely not where you put it!!!!

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2/4/2009 3:38:22 AM

radicolpotato

hehe bellybutton hehe

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2/4/2009 6:54:59 AM

giveitaway

i for one did not see that coming! there is no way that a dick could get into her nether regions man!

giveitaway

2/8/2009 2:43:00 AM

assparade69

This is what fat basterd meant when he said "get in my belly!"

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2/19/2009 1:51:31 PM

azzzzzzzzza

funny thing is that she was orgasming... and it aint even her pussy...

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2/19/2009 2:57:59 PM

ajmwm

Oh yes here you can see the 4th missing hole of a woman(?) its found!!! Foursomes are not longer a problem

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2/20/2009 5:23:36 PM

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2/20/2009 5:47:44 PM

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illllllllll do gay and stupid

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2/21/2009 9:12:49 PM

Of All the fucking things the things i comment of are phucked!

Lol i woodnt do her up the ass my knob ed get suckd up

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2/22/2009 4:21:12 PM

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2/22/2009 8:43:14 PM

dfhasgsdfh

Oh baby fuck that lint

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2/23/2009 5:48:53 PM

findooz

Ahoy the might white whale!

findooz gb

2/23/2009 6:50:28 PM

simian god

apparently his friends didnt go on a green peace mission like they shoulda cause he was damn sure going whaling

simian god us

3/1/2009 2:43:09 PM

Master Bates

Lol, wow that is gross i mean i think id rather get aids then find out what i get after fucking her belly button any ways they couldent find her vagina so they had to fuck the bellybutton LOL

Master Bates us

3/3/2009 2:12:58 AM

miles

mommy? D:

miles us

3/3/2009 9:03:17 AM

jamzi

damn...ima fat chick but they aint shit goin in my bellybutton luckily i can get some in the right spots.....

and how and the fuck duz she orgasm thru her bellybutton..i dont even want to kno lol

jamzi

3/5/2009 8:48:42 AM

tanner

maybe he needs to throw some flour on her and look for the wet spot...

tanner us

3/8/2009 4:00:02 AM

sick

the next time i wanna stay home from work all i have to do is put on thatsphucked.com and vuala i can call in sick saying i am crying in the corner puking profusely and i cant come in to day YAYZ

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3/8/2009 10:17:00 PM

jasmine

real coool

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3/13/2009 9:01:55 PM

TamariSuicide

are you phucking kidding me

TamariSuicide us

3/18/2009 11:26:04 PM

dont trip...

hahhah gross she was acting like she could feel it something..

dont trip... us

3/22/2009 11:43:03 PM

To young to be here

HAHAHA!!! Its the only safe way....it kinda looks like she's enjoing it.
I wouldn't enjoi that... cause i'm not a fat chick. I am just a chick.

To young to be here

3/25/2009 2:36:12 PM

stacy

hahahaha more pushin for the cushin fat bitches need love 2

stacy us

3/28/2009 5:22:49 PM

mike

wacth out u mit suck it in

mike us

4/2/2009 1:41:12 PM

bitch

so thats how fat ppl fuck!!!!Frown hahahaha

bitch us

4/6/2009 5:28:28 AM

Captain438

hehehe pokety pokety pokety .... wait where did it go?

Captain438 us

4/12/2009 1:08:08 PM

vips

thats phucked

vips us

4/17/2009 12:17:58 AM

daisy4life96

ummm somebody needs to tell him hes missing badly....

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4/19/2009 11:58:11 PM

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6/7/2009 9:22:09 AM

Gambit

..... i guess some people will do anything to get laid. so sad...

Gambit us

6/15/2009 4:46:23 PM

Roz

Not sexy.

Roz gb

6/19/2009 1:06:50 PM

ashley

ewww disgusting...why do people invent new disgusting WAYS TO FUCK EACHOTHER!!!

ashley us

6/23/2009 1:56:38 PM

sabrina

hell to the naw, u should put it in her pussy or ass. not her belly button. and she was moaning. i wouldnt moan.

sabrina us

7/1/2009 5:45:49 AM

Duke

thats even worst puttin flower on a fat chick and fuck the wet spots but how can u do that and gurl lay off the pigs and buddy im srry but how can u geta hard from that for real lololololololol
urs
truely BabyfaceTNT hahahahahahahahhhaha fat bitchhhh

Duke ca

7/4/2009 3:52:51 PM

Adz

SAFE SEX!? more like suicidal sex!!!
if you go near her at all (let alone phuck her!) your at a HIGH risk of being swallowed whole!

Adz gb

7/8/2009 3:34:25 AM

TrandomnesstwO

LOL
LOL
LOL this video is jokessss.Im cracking up.And I havent even gotten high today yet.

TrandomnesstwO

7/13/2009 9:52:11 PM

o_o

She says "Oh, fuck" at the end cause she realizes its not in her vagina.

o_o ca

7/15/2009 10:42:38 AM

sabrina

LOL. HE PROBABLY SCARED TO FUCK HER. COULDNT OF DONE THAT ON ME.

sabrina us

8/3/2009 7:29:52 AM

Bex See

omgosh!
she actually moans.. does she know he aint even hitting the right spot..
AND does he know it doesn't go there!

Bex See gb

8/5/2009 2:02:32 PM

OMGLOLWTFROFL

NOOOO!!! DONT DO IT JIMMY! YOU'LL FALL IN THE HUGE BLACKNESS OF NOTHINGNESS CALLED HER BELLY BUTTON

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8/18/2009 1:53:01 AM

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8/18/2009 1:54:05 AM

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8/28/2009 8:58:13 PM

Angel-Demon

>_>.....

I'm a fat chick but I ain't that fat! I look like a twig next to her >.> I would never have my belly button fucked e.e Tis gross

Angel-Demon us

8/31/2009 8:12:08 AM

fucker

...崩溃

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8/31/2009 6:53:22 PM

Martin.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

Martin. gb

8/31/2009 8:20:06 PM

tirone

rofl fuk the fatass

tirone gb

9/6/2009 2:19:13 AM

gunt fucker

who the fuck would wanna do that..its probs mr. phucked though

gunt fucker sa

9/6/2009 6:43:38 PM

Bernard Buttmunch

Lol its looks like a girl called Antonia Wild. Errrrrrrr. shes a heffer too. Fatty Patty. The cow goes moo

Bernard Buttmunch ca

9/11/2009 10:17:44 PM

george

fatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttty fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

george us

9/11/2009 10:20:48 PM

george

fuck thats not safe you are fucking retarted mr phuck and you are a girl bitch

george us

9/15/2009 4:35:48 AM

chris

lmfao this is funny!hah i cnt believe ppl do this!

chris us

9/17/2009 11:29:13 AM

G`

G` cn

9/19/2009 8:55:28 PM

JaKe.McGoo

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA!!!! its so funny at the end when she just goes fuck !!

JaKe.McGoo gb

9/20/2009 4:49:16 AM

marinewife

so is this the fabled 4th hole?

marinewife us

9/28/2009 7:02:37 PM

funny

GET IN MY BELLAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

funny us

10/2/2009 3:51:21 PM

El Rey

Funniest thing ive ever seen.
The best part is that she was really into it. haha

El Rey us

10/5/2009 1:06:53 AM

Sasha

fat chicks need love...but is that the right place to give it?

Sasha ca

10/8/2009 4:29:25 AM

dating

How do asians not make sex a moral issues but are more faithful in marrige?

dating

10/9/2009 12:10:45 AM

Dakota

I bet he phucks a different roll a week XD

Dakota

10/15/2009 10:18:39 PM

Dandan

太强了

Dandan cn

10/25/2009 2:28:26 AM

bob

Impregnate her belly botton lint... >_<

bob us

11/2/2009 10:48:51 AM

倚天屠龙记

牛逼啊

倚天屠龙记 cn

11/3/2009 1:25:44 AM

Sarah

Sorry to burst your bubble, but this could be the total opposite of safe sex if she decides a 69 is on the menu, you know, with her on top!

Sarah us

11/3/2009 12:17:56 PM

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11/8/2009 10:10:36 PM

annieareyouok?

did you know that if you stick your finger in someone's bellybutton for more than 15 seconds its concidered rape?

annieareyouok? us

11/20/2009 2:57:42 PM

chad

haha she got fucked in her belly button

chad gb

11/29/2009 8:56:39 AM

tom

she lost her bellybutton virginity ^.^

tom us

11/30/2009 9:19:41 AM

mr-....

牛逼。

mr-.... cn

12/3/2009 5:07:19 PM

anthony

why the fuck is that fat girl moaning?????

anthony us

12/17/2009 3:20:00 PM

joe

your doing it rong =/

joe

1/4/2010 3:18:19 AM

Nika

o.o......wow, i would be so shocked if some how she got pregnant even from belly button fucking XD
thats just another reason why not to eat fast food on my list.

Nika us

1/26/2010 4:21:15 PM

kerry

Mother fuck dread....stupid bitch is pretending she is feeling something.

kerry lu

1/27/2010 6:46:14 PM

Mrs.Fatless

It's not normal. Her belly (i wouldnt say button, its oversized) supersized 'button' in sooo not a virgin. How does she get off by that? She needs to learn how to shut up, excersize and stop fucking people. She reminds me of the obese woman on Good Luck Chuck that bellows "IM GUNNA FUCK YOU TIL YOU DIE!" yikerz

Mrs.Fatless za

2/8/2010 1:52:16 PM

thatsphuckedfan

lol why is she moaning that cant be giving her any pleaseuree lol

thatsphuckedfan

2/8/2010 1:59:39 PM

这下牛B了

确实日白

这下牛B了 cn

2/18/2010 9:01:38 PM

awesomeblossom

lol um.... wowww..

awesomeblossom ca

3/2/2010 2:26:11 AM

Dindi

get in my bellllyyyy!

Dindi ph

3/2/2010 8:07:29 PM

lolypop

why is she saying uhahuhah aha i mean it's a fucking bellybtton not a pussy you should not feel horny while getting ur belly putton fucked lol

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3/8/2010 12:37:19 PM

anonymous

I bet that's the best fuck she's ever gotten in her life since she looks like a fucking whale!

anonymous us

3/8/2010 1:24:12 PM

FuckedUpLoverin

O___O'
Phucked shit!
Whats that?!

FuckedUpLoverin de

3/9/2010 10:26:53 PM

Anonymous Poster

I can fap to this shit >Smile

Anonymous Poster us

3/14/2010 4:38:15 PM

THe Great White Race

White race still going strong.........i bet thats his mother.

THe Great White Race us

4/4/2010 3:11:05 PM

ashley

y is she moaninng? does it feel nice when a dudes dick touches you belly button lint? xDD

ashley us

4/9/2010 3:46:54 PM

ammoya shaney

omg is th her pumpum/pussy

ammoya shaney jm

4/10/2010 8:40:01 PM

Maggie

You all are all stupid, it is her husband. Dumb fucks

Maggie us

4/14/2010 6:43:08 AM

Chrissy

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg think this is the most fkin funniest shit i have EVA seen!! ughhh fkkk im bout to cry from laughin! =D

Chrissy au

4/21/2010 4:21:45 PM

BlAzEdAlLdAy420

First of all wtf is he fucking her belly button?....and second wouldn't it be better to just titty fuck her....

BlAzEdAlLdAy420 us

4/29/2010 11:35:01 AM

tarzan

Well,,,,,,I don't think that they have too worry about this starting a fu_ken trend,, ya know,, ha, ha, ha.

tarzan us

5/16/2010 10:08:20 AM

Yulia

LMAO. How the hell can she even moan?? Stupid fatty, probably never actually had real sex before.

Yulia us

5/30/2010 6:24:25 AM

Andrew

Thats awesome

Andrew us

6/17/2010 4:23:43 PM

Stranger

Okay, so some fat-ass enjoys getting her rolls pushed? Wow...

Stranger us

6/28/2010 11:20:45 PM

Michael

That is in no possible way safe.
What if he gets sucked in?

Michael

8/24/2010 6:30:49 AM

Anon

A wild snorlax has appeared

Anon us

8/27/2010 7:46:12 PM

shewolf63

OMG AM PHUCKING SPEECHLESS ROFKMFAO

shewolf63 gb

10/1/2010 10:00:58 AM

PersuasionBaby

this is funny. as. fuck. Laughing
I swear. Its made me laugh for YEARS.

PersuasionBaby gb

10/28/2010 3:18:34 PM

allie

wow, does that acctually feel good for her?? ewwey.

allie us

11/9/2010 9:59:49 PM

蓝语

好变态的,好恶心,真有一套

蓝语 cn

11/13/2010 1:16:55 PM

Fuck It

Fat People Need Love Too(:


BWHAHAHAHAHAH JK
i would fuck that if i were dieing on my kitchen floor.

Fuck It us

12/6/2010 10:03:21 AM

CW

大千世界 无其不有!!!!

CW cn

12/16/2010 12:53:21 PM

Dan

I think this is immature i have a overweight girl friend and there is nothing wrong with fkin there rolls Tong

Dan us

12/24/2010 9:59:45 PM

华泰小眼睛

猛男,国内还没看过呢!!!!

华泰小眼睛 cn

1/21/2011 10:48:53 AM

减肥减肥

这是攻的哪里啊???肚脐眼???这女人为什么被上肚脐眼也叫得那么爽啊???

减肥减肥 cn

2/3/2011 2:47:50 AM

jj

honestly sometimes i wish i could go to another planet.

jj

5/13/2011 9:22:11 PM

魑魅

好恶心,好恶心。

魑魅 cn

5/23/2011 9:22:45 AM

道哥

我擦

好XX

道哥 cn

6/10/2011 1:29:24 AM

iandavise

尼玛的~~这么变态~~但是这样居然那女的还有感觉的呻吟??!!就是操肚脐有感觉么?!!

iandavise hk

8/17/2011 3:42:39 PM

a

外国人很有思想

a ca

11/1/2011 6:44:26 AM

中国人

- -真有,这女的很胖。0 0也真有人敢去干她.....

中国人 cn

11/22/2011 10:55:27 PM

Dunia Digital

Great stuff from you

Dunia Digital sk

12/13/2011 7:48:23 PM

substance D

I dont know if i should be aroused or just puke lol

substance D gb

12/20/2011 1:18:23 AM

punkvamps

hahaha fuck that stupid fattttttttt asssssss!and call her bitch!

punkvamps cn

3/26/2012 10:22:34 PM

Penetrator

HOTT!! I think she's sexy, cute and HOTT! I would love bouncin around on that! I would fuck a lot more than her belly button!! I like fat chicks. Different strokes for different folks.

Penetrator us

4/14/2012 9:36:21 AM

Lolwut

Oiii THAR SHE BLOWS!

Lolwut ph

5/30/2012 11:49:21 AM

不说谎话

网名就叫“你也就能插肚脐”..还真有插得..

不说谎话

6/1/2012 12:26:09 PM

SHDY

太有才了

SHDY cn

6/29/2012 9:49:33 PM

ischelle

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i loveeeee how she feels sexyyy. funny shiiiiitt

ischelle al

8/28/2012 5:51:50 PM

Stephen

He probably had no fucking clue that he was fucking a roll.

Stephen

1/26/2013 2:28:21 AM

Tyler

Mmmm.. Good Fat

Tyler

2/16/2013 9:06:49 AM

karl warwick

ID LICK THE CUM OUT OF THAT SEXYYYYYYY HONEYS BELLY BUTTON MWAHAHAHAHA OHHH YEH WHOOP WHOOP

karl warwick gb

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