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Brown Bag Your Date

by Mr. Phucked 7/20/2009 12:30:00 AM

You've heard of "brown bagging" but in this case, he applied it to his date.

From the looks of her mouth, you can see why he did!

brown bag date

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7/20/2009 12:36:07 AM

TheNobleJustin

WTF!? Um... Look at those teefies!!! That's obviously not human Frown

TheNobleJustin us

7/20/2009 12:42:46 AM

Twizz0

yeah it looks like a deformed monkey o.0

Twizz0 au

7/20/2009 1:30:23 AM

Marissa

Look at its nose. I agree with Twizz. Maybe it's that monkeybearpig thing.. And he has a small dick. o.O

Marissa us

7/20/2009 2:33:36 AM

Tristalyn

That is so not a human.. but when you're hung like a light switch what can you expect to get?

Tristalyn us

7/20/2009 2:43:17 AM

Rabarber-man

that's not human, fucked up. I like it ^^

Rabarber-man be

7/20/2009 3:09:03 AM

lorenzo

brown bagging his dick would be the smart thing to do

lorenzo be

7/20/2009 3:26:10 AM

E

dear JESUS! wtf WHAT THE FUCK! he's not a fat fucked up disgusting guy either... and he's obviously on the soft so dont judge him. Anyone who WAS turned on by that THING would be seriously messed in the fucking head... I want to know what it is... EWWW

E au

7/20/2009 3:35:12 AM

despisedicon

Is that some form of monkey?
Jeeze he needs to check his spam inbox,
cuz he needs all the 'free viagra' he can get.
Fucking hell.

despisedicon gb

7/20/2009 4:11:58 AM

sabrina

hell to the naw. this little dick bastard gettin oral from a monkey. what is this world coming too. hope the monkey bite it off. teach him for fuckin a animal

sabrina us

7/20/2009 5:06:08 AM

Kelli

omg that has got to be a monkey... ewwww ew ew

Kelli us

7/20/2009 7:28:20 AM

kelly

i wana see what that is lol,if it is a monkey why would they tape paper to its face ?

kelly gb

7/20/2009 7:36:52 AM

MR LEE

too fucking weird.... looks like my mum a bit

MR LEE gb

7/20/2009 7:43:00 AM

MR LEE

it's more than likely a mask, you know like a wolf one, wrapped up to looked fucked up, cos f it were real you would'nt let that fuckin weird thing near you now would you?..... i'm telling you that really looks like my old dear..... MUM IS THAT YOU?!!

MR LEE gb

7/20/2009 9:24:47 AM

shutdafuckup

woah!

shutdafuckup us

7/20/2009 2:26:29 PM

FREE DEEPTHROAT

it could be human.... maybe a burn victim on crack....

FREE DEEPTHROAT us

7/20/2009 4:31:39 PM

malinko

ive seen this one before. its just like an art sculpture in progress. not a human or any other type of animal

malinko us

7/20/2009 5:56:20 PM

E

Its got teeth like a dog and eyes of no animal. It doesnt look like any animal OR a monkey, its not a monkey!!

E au

7/20/2009 6:27:26 PM

MuMeson

I agree, its not a real live thing, its a animatronics puppet or some such. The head size is waaaay too big and the teeth and eye configuration are like nothing ive seen. The Guys in Jim Henson studios must have a junior puppeteer hazing ritual or something. "You better be good or we will press the jaw closing button". The scarry thing wound be if he was hard and doing that.

MuMeson au

7/20/2009 7:26:14 PM

rosie

it looks like whoever it is was burnt and he is hung like a bull gerbil lol ha ha

rosie us

7/20/2009 9:29:54 PM

Elite101

probably a burn victim or something but why are people saying he has a small cock he's not even hard!!! all people that say he has a small cock are complete retards or 10year olds which are retarded anyway!

Elite101 gb

7/20/2009 11:02:20 PM

Eric

That's BeetleJuice from Howard Stern...

Eric us

7/21/2009 7:21:01 PM

mikey iovenko

reminds me off the guy that did meth and cut up his face with glass shards, if you look in the opening of his eyes, you can see raw meat o.o gross

mikey iovenko us

7/27/2009 4:24:45 AM

Adz

ERGH!!! maybe that IS how his date looks. maybe it looks like she has been brown bagged, but that is actually her skin!!!

Adz gb

7/31/2009 4:29:27 PM

S00B

THAT IS DEFINATELY SOME SORT OF PRIMATE! THIS GUY SHOULD BE SHOT! I HOPE HE FUCKING TRIES IT WITH A CROCODILE NEXT TIME!

S00B gb

8/25/2009 11:09:09 PM

koki momo

who would put is dick into a mouth of a bloody creepy thing with a bag on it please!
and why dose he have such a small dick

koki momo il

9/16/2009 12:27:33 AM

booradly

haha you would think this is real but it just paper mache and clay teeth... I made one of these in art back in high school. you can even see around the eyes where he started to paint

booradly us

10/15/2009 10:56:05 AM

sad

i feel bad for it Cry

sad us

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