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by Mr. Phucked 7/1/2009 5:32:00 AM
This guy somehow manages to give himself oral and then shoots his load into his own mouth.
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7/1/2009 7:12:08 AM

Brett

I'm jealous.

Brett us

7/1/2009 7:32:26 AM

Tristalyn

Every guy would do the same thing if they could, don't lie!

Tristalyn us

7/1/2009 8:36:32 AM

Bush

Its called "recycling", environment friendly

Bush us

7/1/2009 9:11:33 AM

Twizz0

guess that's one way of keeping your teeth clean XD

Twizz0 au

7/1/2009 1:47:30 PM

Johnny B Goode

Every guy has tried it. . . . he just happens to be the lucky one that was successful.

I salute you, sir.

Johnny B Goode us

7/1/2009 3:31:26 PM

katie

wow, its possible.

katie us

7/1/2009 4:44:41 PM

giveitaway

i ain't too sure, i used to fantasise about it but not it just looks gross to me. the only one I would love to see performing head on themselves is Mint, the Transexual. This just looks way too gross.

giveitaway gb

7/1/2009 5:10:58 PM

scarred for life

That's just... wrong. I thought ribs prevented guys from doing that.. I guess not.

scarred for life us

7/1/2009 6:33:05 PM

Roz

I aint impressed.

Roz gb

7/1/2009 7:34:39 PM

V

Wouldn't you at least pull out?

V us

7/1/2009 9:17:52 PM

sabrina

im like turned on. i like to see that in person.

sabrina us

7/1/2009 10:50:16 PM

malinko

i saw a vid of a guy that could fuck his own asshole, i think i rate that as being sicker than this.

malinko us

7/1/2009 11:58:31 PM

Danger!!

Wow he took the phrase 'self satisfaction' to a whole new level huh?

Danger!! us

7/2/2009 1:32:28 AM

Ashia

....I'm speechless... would guys really do that if they could? :/

Ashia us

7/2/2009 3:15:10 AM

Katie

Hm. Not a bad idea if it was possible for a most guys to be able to do that. xD

I'm a girl, and I've wondered if it was possible for a guy to be able to do that. Now I got my answer.

just a little note. I wonder how many guys tried to do this now after watching this vid. XD

Katie us

7/2/2009 5:57:10 AM

Jack

I used to be able to do that when I was younger and a lot skinnier. I could only get the head in my mouth though. Really hurt my back more than anything.

Jack us

7/2/2009 7:42:32 AM

butwhy

I don't understand why you would WANT to do this.
That doesn't really look like a very comfortable position

butwhy us

7/2/2009 9:33:30 AM

ambergerftriley

i am completely jealous. lol. if i could, you'd never find me anywhere other than my bedroom. lol.

ambergerftriley

7/2/2009 8:31:00 PM

MoSherri

omgosh! lmfao!!!

MoSherri us

7/3/2009 3:13:11 AM

E

I always thought it would be cool to see this, now I have it actually made me feel kinda sick. I can handle a lot of fucked up shit, but this is just gross.

E au

7/3/2009 1:28:27 PM

y

OMG..

y cn

7/3/2009 2:47:05 PM

thatsghey

Its fucking GAY for a man to have a dick in his mouth, even if its his own! I mean, why would a straight man want to have a dick in his mouth? holy shit...

thatsghey

7/3/2009 7:54:17 PM

nokia6630videos

what the hell ????
how can he take this position ????
i prefer a woman's head betwen my legs for that job...

nokia6630videos

7/4/2009 9:41:01 AM

blame!

绝对的强悍!!膜拜一下 orz

blame! cn

7/5/2009 9:49:14 AM

beckaa

wtff!
why would any guy want to try this, suckin ur own flippin dick. and for any guys that wish they cud do it..wow just gay.

u need to get out abit.

beckaa gb

7/5/2009 4:25:48 PM

Charlie

Why does everyone keep saying this is A man's dream? If your straight, and you suck your own dick AND shoot your own dam load into your mouth, your the gayest person I know.

Charlie us

7/6/2009 4:54:57 AM

nicholas

That's called D I Y

nicholas cn

7/7/2009 2:03:35 AM

Sam

Actually caught some vintage porn,footage of the"Hedge Hog"him self Ron Jeremy,sucking his own cock.He didn't go to completion though.Yah'why the hell would you want your own cum,any cum unless maybe it's some hott chic's "Pussy juice"

Sam us

7/16/2009 2:57:13 AM

Alice

Duuuuude!!! lol well semens good for the enamel on ur teeth but jeeze man snowballing? lol awesome

Alice us

7/17/2009 11:51:57 PM

MaryJanesMan

Wow... I realize a lot of guys would do the same, but is shooting a load in your own mouth necessary? and why did he video tape it?

MaryJanesMan us

7/20/2009 5:07:45 AM

Jack

Alright alright, I'm a straight guy and i gotta admit if i could suck my own dick I would, but cmon man, blowing your load in your mouth? Seriously wtf?

Jack ca

7/21/2009 4:17:57 AM

Ragnar

Man if I could do that, I would be in heaven, but nuttin in you our mouth? Not right, not right, in a chicks face, thats right.

Ragnar us

7/27/2009 11:59:33 PM

mike

1 ever gay guys dream
2 i got my friend to do that for me
3 hahaah lucky guy

mike us

8/4/2009 3:12:58 AM

nathan norris

wow i never thought it could be done.... a tip of the sailors cap to you my friend!

nathan norris us

8/6/2009 4:23:12 AM

NecronomicoN

Okay. I'm a guy and I have no problem admitting that I have indeed tried this in the past. No shame at all. To this day, if I could do it, I probably would. Even givin' yourself head is probably better than just jerkin' it. Now, all that having been said, I would SO not cum into my own mouth. That's pretty fuckin' gnarly to see that dude do it. But who knows? Maybe he's bi, or even gay, so he had no problem with it. If that's the case, then more power to ya. Whatever floats your boat; I'm not here to judge. But if he ISN'T gay (or bi) then he's just some kinda pervert, I guess. I don't think I'd go as far as to call him a sexual deviant, but definitely a perv.

NecronomicoN

8/7/2009 2:03:21 AM

BlackChickSeeingTheWorldForWhatItIs

Not Gay cuz you got straight girls masturbatin and tryna do that yet they drink their own juices LMDAO AND LMFAO!!! THAT WAS HAWT! Shoot it in your mouth then spit it in mines <3!!!!!!! HAHA I don't drink mines when I masturbate tried to not ma style am a Girl too.

BlackChickSeeingTheWorldForWhatItIs us

8/7/2009 1:57:57 PM

Rowdy Pumper

Reminds me of the 2 bums watching a dog lick its balls.
One bum says, "Wish I could do that."
Other bum answers, "Probably should pet him first."

Rowdy Pumper us

8/7/2009 11:32:40 PM

regina

OMG!! that man must really be lonely -_-

regina us

8/11/2009 1:04:50 AM

ben dover

if every guy could do this we would not need women. haha jk i need them

ben dover us

8/13/2009 4:42:15 AM

Yeah

How is it gay? It's kinda like masterbation...only with his face :3

Yeah us

8/15/2009 6:39:16 AM

derek

dude what do you consider a fag?? a motherfuckin COCK SUCKER hes a fag dont give a shit if its his own but thats him

derek us

8/20/2009 10:45:02 PM

....................me ha!

i done that only got the tip in, came in my mouth too, i reaaaly liked it, i'm not gay though,i don't fancy men (i guess no ones going to believe that, but i would say if i was, there wouldn't no shame in it, there are loads of gay people! i don't hate them like it seems other straight guys do)

....................me ha! gb

8/23/2009 6:07:58 PM

reydia

sooooooo technically this doesnt make him gay does it? cuz its his own but its still a man sucking a dick lol

reydia us

8/26/2009 8:07:49 AM

cass

bahahaha man if i could do that i would never have to wack off to that safe sex vid ever again

cass au

8/26/2009 1:45:24 PM

GrossdThePHUCKout!

damnnn......thats a serious headache right there

GrossdThePHUCKout! us

8/27/2009 7:48:01 PM

matt

fag!

matt us

8/28/2009 5:48:30 AM

heksONER

I could do that if i wanted to but its borderline gay... and plus if i ever had a lie detector test done on me and was asked the question have u ever sucked dick and i said no it would say i was lying hahahahah

heksONER au

8/29/2009 12:31:41 PM

Nick

no i am a guy and i would definiately not do that disgusting shit

Nick us

8/31/2009 8:05:18 PM

tirone

dude i can do that but i wud never ever jizz in my own mouth thats just sick bro

tirone gb

9/7/2009 5:09:48 PM

omgwtfbbq

i can do it, got stretch marks on my back from it.

omgwtfbbq gb

9/10/2009 7:14:42 PM

pied piper

i could do that when i was younger. i only did it once to prove to someone i could, never out of pleasure would i do it, why would you want to anyway?! i mean, look at the position that dude is in + its just weird. get some chick to do it for you, save you from getting back ache!

pied piper no

9/15/2009 4:33:01 AM

chris

omg this is sickening eww!!

chris us

9/17/2009 10:53:54 AM

homeii

if i could do that then i wud - every other guy wud too i mean its better than jackin off - whoever says getn der dick sucked is gay then wtf ok u mayb suckin dick but its ur own dats just like sayn jackn off is gay u may b givin a hand job but its ur own so its ok but jizzn in ur own mouth thats too far

homeii

9/18/2009 4:58:09 PM

Slayerrrrrr

yeahhhh im sure every guy has tried. it....but I dont think i would i would jiz in my mouth...thats disgusting

Slayerrrrrr us

9/24/2009 8:37:07 PM

america!

lol i feel fucking disonored this is what chicks and sluts are for

america! us

10/4/2009 9:09:30 AM

Jesse

If my dick were big enough, I would do this every single day. AND, I would nut in my own mouth. It won't hurt ya, I mean it's coming from your body, your body makes it so it can't hurt ya.

Jesse us

10/5/2009 5:43:08 AM

Cherell

Lol Sick

Cherell us

10/8/2009 1:44:58 AM

chocolate juices

omg...can u say EWWWWWWWWWW......I am a girl who dose not even think about giving a blow job to anyone....especiallly if it looks anything like that ....SICKKKKKK......

chocolate juices us

10/11/2009 11:16:12 AM

AshiaFSUbrownsugar

Um. Wow. I sincerely hope guys don't actually do that, or wouldn't consider doing that. I feel like there's something really wrong with that. Just go out, get a chick (preferably one that doesn't have any STI's) and get 'er done! Smile

AshiaFSUbrownsugar us

10/11/2009 12:41:30 PM

nikki atl baby

he is so gay than he nutted ewwwww but verry wow

nikki atl baby us

10/13/2009 3:23:48 PM

wow

he was excited so much that he came w/in 20 seconds....he's what i call a short cum exspurt...get it/....ex SPURT.....LOL

wow us

10/13/2009 5:45:33 PM

looknohands

this lucky fucker id be sucking my cock and shovin dildos in my ass all night long swallowin my cum

looknohands

10/17/2009 3:15:47 AM

tony

···我天,牛逼的说

tony cn

10/17/2009 7:24:36 PM

chingching

I would never give myself a blowjob and im a guy

chingching

10/20/2009 2:56:22 PM

big al

Poor guy can't get a woman to do it for him.

big al us

10/23/2009 11:13:41 AM

esmook

nice!

esmook ph

10/24/2009 5:54:20 PM

lololol

i can do that too

lololol us

10/26/2009 5:03:23 PM

Sarah

I promise I wont cum in your mouth.

Sarah us

10/28/2009 12:48:25 PM

Zander

im one of the lucky 1.5% of the world that can do it

Zander gb

10/29/2009 7:27:02 PM

blackrockerchic

idk I find this a sorta hot ^_^

blackrockerchic us

10/31/2009 2:44:14 PM

auss hole

wish i could do that ;/

auss hole ca

11/6/2009 3:05:47 PM

Destiny

I DO NOT FIND THAT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL IT'S PRETTY DISGUSTING AND SAD CUZ HE MUST BE THAT UGLY OR GROSS TO GET A GIRL AND IF HE DOES HAVE A GIRL SHE MUST SUCK AT GIVING HEAD CUZ HE HAS TO PLEASE HIMSELF.... CAN I SAY GAY. COME ON PPL WHO EVER THINKS THAT IS COOL UR ARE NASTY AS FUCK AS WELL AND NEED TO GET A LIFE

Destiny us

11/6/2009 3:13:10 PM

Destiny

I AGREE WITH BIG AL, NICK, MATT, CHRIS AND ALL THE OTHERS WHO THINK IT'S SICK I AINT AGAINST GAY PPL HELL I SUPPORT THEM MY BIG SISTER IS A LEZ.. BUT U KNO U THINK THIS IS COOL??????? SERIOUSLY WTF GET A LIFE TO ALL THAT THINK THIS IS COOL GET A PARTNER AND U BOTH WILL GET PLEASURE I GAVE MY HUSBAND SOME LAST NIGHT AND LET ME TELL U GUYS I PLEASE HIM WELL AND HE THINKS THIS SHIT IS GROSS JUST AS WELL

Destiny us

11/6/2009 7:02:55 PM

Mr Rabarberman

the sweet taste of cum in the morning

Mr Rabarberman be

11/10/2009 12:34:00 AM

valleygirl

uhm wow, im turned on and grossed out at the same time.. Tong

valleygirl ca

11/22/2009 3:23:53 AM

colby

you fuckin fagget if i ever see you in the street i will beat yo gay ass get a life nigga

colby us

11/27/2009 12:58:17 AM

WTFZOMGLOLOLOL

Let me just be the first or second to admit, I have actually tried this, And succeeded, I've sucked my own penis. It's called autofilliation and It's good for your teeth and body apparently, Sperm has zinc in it, preventing tooth decay, etc, etc.

WTFZOMGLOLOLOL

11/29/2009 5:24:21 AM

Anon

im actually very easily capable of doing this. i figured it was more common. but yeah, you want to pull out before you cum, but you keep going because its great. doesnt take extra flexability or missing ribs at all, just start on your back and straighten your legs up past your head. you'll get it with practice.

Anon us

12/2/2009 6:30:52 PM

calla

ok ill admit if i could do that i would everyday but i would definitaly pull out before i cum just the thought of it ughhh

calla

12/6/2009 12:03:42 AM

Json

ha i could probably do that

Json

12/8/2009 11:24:06 PM

Nathan

We all have tried, this one is just lucky and suceeded

Nathan de

12/9/2009 7:34:25 AM

Joe

I could do this as a teen, I now get my g/f to do it for me, happy days

Joe gb

12/9/2009 8:19:51 PM

Shanice

Haha thats hot

Shanice ca

12/15/2009 4:48:39 AM

JoeyMartyr

It's funny, I've always contemplated what my cum might taste like and have at times- far and in between -mildly considered actually tasting it, but mind you, this is always prior to me cumming, when I'm in the midst of all my hott-and-botherdness... but, after I cum, that desire seems to be lost just as fast as my load was shot; so, I think, like this guy, I would probably shoot in my mouth, like he, because the desire would be in-sync with the act! From what girls who have swallowed my shit have said, I think it might be pretty nasty, though...

JoeyMartyr us

12/19/2009 4:27:35 PM

alaalla

its not gay to suck ur own dick i mean u give urself handjobs dont you

alaalla us

12/28/2009 6:14:31 PM

Noah stocks

Thats just fucking perverted.. Granted, I COULD do that.. but never would.. its just, wrong.. Very wrong. Especially cumming in your own mouth, sick, twisted, pervert. He's most likley a child molester.

Noah stocks gb

1/5/2010 6:13:34 PM

Hipster

I jack off to thoughts of fucking my step grandma (39) and my cuz (15) is that weirD?

Hipster us

1/10/2010 12:24:27 AM

Jesse

nah Hipster, that's not weird. I like thinking about my aunt when I jack off. She's got nice ripe melons.

Jesse us

1/12/2010 11:55:52 PM

looknohands

guys i just did it! i read this http://www.collegesexadvice.com/suck-dick.shtml and i just licked my cock for the first time. id liek to say that im not gay whatesoever and i love women but damnit lickin my cock felt good i didnt last long enough to cum before my back started to hurt unfortunately

looknohands

1/21/2010 3:44:37 AM

patty

hey

patty us

1/22/2010 4:51:43 AM

Syndi.Kapone

I must say I am most impressed. No Joke.

Syndi.Kapone us

1/28/2010 12:41:39 AM

Your Mom

I can do that. But, ummm yeeaah.

Your Mom us

2/3/2010 2:20:13 PM

bennyboi

i can do tht 2 lol it awesome whn u load ur mouth

bennyboi gb

2/4/2010 9:50:17 AM

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2/18/2010 4:15:50 PM

mAzL

lol at this .

mAzL dk

3/3/2010 6:17:10 PM

Baby Kay

lol thats funny i told my man a few days ago I wish i could eat my own pussy lmao but that aint shit he got a rib removed so he can do it I KNOW OF 3 PEOPLE WHO CAN SUCK THEIR OWN DICKS... thank god my man dont...

Baby Kay us

3/11/2010 4:38:06 AM

JO JO

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS MISSION ACCOMPL;ISHED AS FOR IT ALL EVERY MAN WOULD DO IT YOU WOULD NO LONGER NEED A WOMAN LOL THATS JUST GREAT

JO JO us

3/14/2010 4:13:38 PM

THe Great White Race

Wow..........look what the great white race has become lol

THe Great White Race us

3/21/2010 1:04:57 PM

olivia

Speechless

olivia hk

3/23/2010 4:59:45 PM

malyki

i was okay with it until he came in his own mouth, come on dude, seriously Facials are so in now!!!

malyki us

3/23/2010 6:07:21 PM

a-train

i can do dat i do it all the time i love swallowing my cum i love so swish it around in my mouth..... nd im nt gay

a-train us

4/6/2010 1:13:34 AM

Bigdaddy

I can fit the head of mine in my mouth but that's it

Bigdaddy us

4/6/2010 10:46:07 PM

dotnose guy

DUDE.....HOW?!?!?!

dotnose guy us

4/15/2010 8:28:17 AM

Cockonuts

I hv tryied that and i never could, and i ever tryied several times even knowing i couldnt do it, i think 99% of the man in the world would suck his cock if they could, and its gay to DONT try it or do it, cose its the same if u dont masturbate urself.. u can u do it... if u blow urself its cose u want to be blowed, and hey.... its fine to enjoy ur own hormones

Cockonuts pt

4/16/2010 9:34:14 PM

luckybitch

I'll be honest, I've tried this before, many times, and never gotten more then just the head in, and even at that just a little bit of it. I'm not sure I'd shoot my own load into my mouth, it cant taste very good, but maybe on the floor in front of me or just in the air. Every guy here has tried this at least once, if you say you haven't you're a damn lier.

luckybitch us

4/25/2010 12:28:42 AM

SpankDaddy

I find it amusing how half of you hypocrits can talk all this shit about this dude doing whatever it is. Most women stick their fingers in their cho cha or up their ass and taste that shit. DONT LIE! So when a guy tastes his own nut and suck his own dick...he's gay? You males say "Oh I'd never do that, Im not gay" Ok so on that note, you prefer to have a dick in your hand right? A dick in your hand man...think about that for a minute...Thats what you do when you beat off. So whether you are stroking yourself off or sucking your own dick, at the end of the day.. YOU ARE STILL PLAYING WITH A DICK!. Dont try and make a double sided lame rule that makes u gay if you play with it this way...but when you play with it the other way, then you arent gay....FUCK THAT and your double standards lol.

SpankDaddy us

4/27/2010 7:38:37 AM

zjkshy

The highest state of masturbation

zjkshy cn

4/30/2010 2:49:30 PM

Keno Bear

Thats Fucken Hawt.

Keno Bear ca

4/30/2010 5:23:16 PM

gsrgv

thats not cool lmao!!!

gsrgv tt

5/8/2010 8:47:49 AM

jophnny

Wow he must be a gymnast

jophnny gt

5/12/2010 10:41:53 PM

lance

HOOWSS IT TASSTE!!!! BEEIIITTCHH!

lance

5/15/2010 6:26:42 PM

UHHH ew

He even ate his own cum EWW

UHHH ew us

5/19/2010 8:28:07 AM

supaflyafro

God wanted us to have women and this is why he gave us ribs. if we didnt have ribs and every guy did this then we would be an endangered species

supaflyafro us

5/19/2010 12:16:42 PM

JyGole

我操,好腰力!

JyGole cl

5/19/2010 12:17:41 PM

JyGole

至少20cm....

JyGole tw

5/23/2010 9:18:20 AM

 BITch is Gay

This cracker gay bruh why da fuck wud a men try Nd give him self head dats gay as fuk bruh and he started choiking on his cum ow fuck n=this cracker gay but i got to say it must of brought dis cracker sum attention cuz he as gay as a father fucker

BITch is Gay us

5/30/2010 6:27:32 AM

Andrew

Wait does that make you gay if you can suck your own dick?

Andrew us

6/17/2010 3:24:45 PM

kurt

wtf now he will never be lonely of friday nights

kurt us

6/24/2010 12:09:18 PM

aleeah

ewww he cums in his own mouth thats disgusting and it makes me feel sick to no that some guys can actually do that sort of stuff "/

aleeah gb

6/28/2010 7:24:09 PM

I s i s

haha, idk, of he is hetero, or homo,but mostly gayy n.n

I s i s mx

6/30/2010 8:58:45 AM

KAMI

腰还不够软,我看到有人舔到菊花的说……

KAMI cn

6/30/2010 8:59:25 AM

KAMI

其实小猫小狗都有这种习惯

KAMI cn

7/5/2010 4:05:44 AM

Ninja

not gonna lie id probly do it if i could reach but i dont think i would bust in my own mouth

Ninja us

7/11/2010 11:05:35 PM

jp

eat a dick and die

jp ca

7/13/2010 5:48:17 PM

nam

What a bunch a sexually immature jackoffs above, so concerned about whether something is "gay".

nam us

7/14/2010 11:13:15 AM

mike

i can do that

mike us

7/16/2010 11:21:18 PM

rljfev

哥是练过的的……

rljfev cn

7/17/2010 12:20:12 PM

LiSync

-。- 好软的腰哟~

LiSync cn

7/18/2010 12:37:50 PM

Mc

膜拜。。

Mc cn

8/12/2010 8:43:42 PM

肏你妈

我肏,什么睾丸啊?

肏你妈 cn

8/30/2010 3:02:27 AM

Funguy2579

lol, you all broke this video down plenty. everyone has an opinion about whether or not he should be doing it. fact is, he did it, and seems to have enjoyed it lol. personally I don't think even if I could that I would do it, I mean, it's just not the same without wrapping your hands up in a womans hair while getting a blow, is it?

Funguy2579 us

9/3/2010 1:42:04 AM

dawson

HI um i can suck my dick an um i am gay also......

dawson us

9/6/2010 7:22:10 PM

Jason vorhees NAAAH

... uh ew

Jason vorhees NAAAH us

9/6/2010 10:06:57 PM

PUNISHER

LOL i love the comments. we've all tried it yes, and no, we wouldn't pull out LOL hey, i once read about a boy who broke his neck trying this and his parents found him dead with cock in mouth still!! HAHA Laughing

PUNISHER gb

9/8/2010 7:09:22 AM

sillywabbit

i know how he did he has lost 2 ribs so he can

sillywabbit

9/10/2010 1:33:28 PM

RapidBlowJob

How comes he can do it but I can't? My dicks big got my age and I'm double jointed srsly wtf. I can only get the end zomg!

RapidBlowJob gb

10/15/2010 4:09:57 AM

jakerawr101

its only gay if you swallow Smile

jakerawr101 us

10/21/2010 2:54:31 PM

Ciaran Kimberlin

I can do that lol (I swear I can) and it aint as fun as you perverts would think

Ciaran Kimberlin

10/26/2010 3:35:59 AM

lindsay

good one bush

lindsay

10/27/2010 2:27:25 AM

suncle

wow,awesome!

suncle cn

10/29/2010 4:05:35 AM

我操YOU

我靠

我操YOU cn

11/15/2010 7:21:08 PM

kellyryan

i would suck my own dick but not cum in my own mouth ._.

kellyryan us

11/27/2010 8:09:15 AM

班草

人妖都是这么过瘾?

班草 cn

12/1/2010 2:34:26 AM

帅帅

擦 真爽

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12/24/2010 8:29:54 PM

Jason

I can do this, but I prefer to pull out and give myself a facial when I'm done.

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12/28/2010 3:06:54 AM

i love the cock

PUNISHER "LOL i love the comments. we've all tried it yes, and no, we wouldn't pull out LOL hey, i once read about a boy who broke his neck trying this and his parents found him dead with cock in mouth still!! HAHA"

that didnt happen, thats from the movie clerks

i love the cock

1/2/2011 12:45:55 AM

Candid

he has a long neck

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1/2/2011 2:56:01 PM

ian

all you of you homophobes are know that you've tried this before, don't even play. every single guy has tried this no matter what. also, who needs a bf/gf when you've got this kind of flexibility!

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1/21/2011 7:09:00 AM

酥肉。

真男人,哈哈,自己解决自己。

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1/27/2011 3:19:12 AM

LUCKY GUY

that's call fuck your own by your self

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2/6/2011 11:15:48 PM

Breannia Malone

This is def. Daniel Gravit Smile

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2/8/2011 10:54:32 PM

Vincent Yeap

牛!Awesome!

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2/21/2011 11:39:44 PM

Luvsom

damn.....thats hOt

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3/4/2011 3:02:12 PM

casey

i'd love to suck my own penis and eat/swallo my cum i'm sooooo jealsous

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3/23/2011 11:38:53 PM

girl111

i just lol'd

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5/11/2011 1:05:21 PM

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6/5/2011 8:50:46 PM

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6/11/2011 11:12:25 AM

Carlito

he should have pulled out

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6/25/2011 12:56:50 AM

怪诞仙人

通常自己能办到的事 不强求别人

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6/29/2011 7:51:33 AM

12345798

so beautiful

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7/7/2011 11:59:00 PM

李浩然

真方便 哈哈 QQ326491577

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8/25/2011 6:30:34 AM

rape aways

日啊
!我吐了!

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8/27/2011 12:16:07 AM

Alfi

i've done that before, i just didn't bust guess i'm not that good

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8/30/2011 12:47:01 PM

Tao

牛逼 鸡巴够长的~

Tao cn

9/2/2011 11:23:48 AM

李毅

哎呦我去 屌爆了

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9/19/2011 5:09:49 PM

fucksandniggers

why would i suck my own dick when i can fuck my gf?

what a queer

fucksandniggers

10/7/2011 1:42:43 PM

RayFire51

did he cum!?!?!... lmao

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11/18/2011 8:01:21 AM

Dick

oh shit so crazy ...

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12/11/2011 11:05:27 AM

ischelle

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ischelle al

3/26/2012 9:59:54 PM

Penetrator

I give myself blow-jobs all the time! It sure beats jerkin off!! It feels way, way, way better than jerkin off!!

But it took me about 2 years of stretching to get about 1/3 of my hard-on in my mouth. For a half an hour a day for 2 years I would lay on the bed, put my legs over my head and stretch like crazy to touch the tip of my hard-on to the tip of my tongue. When I first started, I was 4-5 inches away from touching the tip of my tounge to the tip of my erection. After 2 years of streching, I was able to get 1/3 in my mouth.

Lots of hard work for me because I'm not double jointed or a contortionist, dancer or gymnist. Its well worth it if you wanna spend a couple of years stretching out the muscles!!!
I think anyone can do it as long as you're not fat(your stomach would get in the way), and as long as you have an average or larger, penis when hard.

Penetrator us

4/4/2012 9:28:52 PM

飞哥

自慰高手0.0

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6/6/2012 4:53:12 AM

菊花君

Really terrible

I like the Europeans

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11/13/2012 5:00:36 AM

地模拟

想看美女的就来52xiu.cn
Want to see beauty, came here to www.52xiu.cn

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1/25/2013 10:07:51 PM

0000

别在老外的网站发中国的黄片,丢人都丢到国外了。损不损。。

0000 cn

1/28/2013 6:25:29 PM

Sara D.

Its a slightly hot 'til his unloaded in his mouth. That was gross...

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3/18/2013 3:52:32 AM

kiki

Oh!,It's so good!haha

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