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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

They are preparing split cock soup for James and Mary. Enjoy my little trailer trash friends.

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It looks like a huge vagina

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sweet fucking mary, if anybody's penis was all... spotted and miscolored I'd chop it up too! And them shriveled up tiny gross balls... Jesus christ!

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Captain hook doing free handjobs, they said.

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ClusterFuck
ClusterFuck

judging from the redness near the base, he's most likely got a nice infection brewing...idiot -.- WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT...looks like he has rabbit balls now x-x...how would one explain this...or better yet sex?...no..wait...he did this cause he clearly wasn't getting any...pffft...

you don't see many women going around splitting themselves open...if not for the fact a vag already looks like a gaping wound >>...

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Man-gina

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Oh my god, I am shocked! Look at this man's.. fingernails! They're awful! Oh right, the dick is slit.. put some meat in and the hamburger is ready for eatin'

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BloodBathandBeyond
United States BloodBathandBeyond

Worst split cock I have ever seen, this guy totally fucked up. And trim your fingernails bro! or atleast clean under there.

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yup fuck that, i cant imagine how bad that would hurt to do that stupid shit

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Dual Dick

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Gauntlets Twin
United States Gauntlets Twin

I LOVES CHICKEN AN GRITS NIGGAS

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person of intereast
United States person of intereast

i bet when he pees it goes everywhereeeee

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Too big to be James dick, otherwise I'd make a joke.

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Joe Bob Johnson
United States Joe Bob Johnson

Shollow my cum bitch! Oh well, then wipe it off you tits

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15 year old....
Canada 15 year old....

@peach
The fact that its miscoloured is the first thing you notice!?!?

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looks like doofus stuck his dick in the jar squatters ass and got a booboo.

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Fucking gross :L Why would anyone do that to their body? It's not attractive and certainly not something that could get you laid :S

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Imagine getting fucked in his split penis hole? Hahaha.

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I just threw up in my mouth

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Grow a pair of balls, you pussy.

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This trend still going on, damn LoL

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Oh my god, I am shocked!

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Nathan VanMiddlesworth
United States Nathan VanMiddlesworth

Needs to cut his nails! Personally i would not go as far down with the cut as he did.What I am going to do to mine,is just split the head & shaft in two,I like that look much better than this! That said though...He has a pretty big penis & his cut is pretty straight

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it does not work, my phone has ios 6. i need the directions for ios 6, PLZ.

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