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by Mr. Phucked 8/6/2009 12:30:00 AM
We have shown some pretty massive penis and balls before. Have any of them been able to sling over their shoulder?
This guy can!

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8/6/2009 12:41:31 AM

owner

i hope thats photoshoped or something ..

owner gb

8/6/2009 12:46:24 AM

geminiangel

fake much

geminiangel au

8/6/2009 12:59:54 AM

bTZ

shit photo . its shame to post this shit to such a good site

bTZ

8/6/2009 1:15:53 AM

NecronomicoN

Yeah, well, even though it's clearly fake, you still gotta admit that it's just so over-the-top ridiculous, it's funny. Yep, clearly fake, but still worth seein' to get a good laugh.

NecronomicoN

8/6/2009 1:29:12 AM

cheesy

Haha, that's just so ridiculous. Good laugh!

cheesy gb

8/6/2009 1:34:32 AM

Epic

too fake, if he got a boner, it would snap o.O

Epic gb

8/6/2009 2:39:36 AM

Bush

ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Bush us

8/6/2009 5:13:11 AM

Romaric

But...HEY THAT'S ME!!! How did you get this picture?

Romaric fr

8/6/2009 5:49:59 AM

giveitaway

biologically impossible for a human. But come one mr phucked is that all you come show us?!

giveitaway gb

8/6/2009 5:56:10 AM

SoCalSchwally

*singing* DOOOOOOOOES your dick hang low, does it wobble to and fro, can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow, can you throw it over your shoulder.... sorry, couldn't help myself.

SoCalSchwally us

8/6/2009 6:10:45 AM

daddinobuckz

Boy! If that was real he would get no butt except for...No even the worlds largest vigina couldnt take all that Dick and she took dudes head. Sorru boss. Looks like your forever a virgin

daddinobuckz us

8/6/2009 6:11:59 AM

daddinobuckz

It would suck to shower with that guy at the gym though.Frown

daddinobuckz us

8/6/2009 6:48:40 AM

Sup Sup

SoCalSchwally<<<< Bahahaha Awesome Call

Sup Sup au

8/6/2009 7:18:05 AM

shutdafuckup

Julius Ceasar! lol

shutdafuckup us

8/6/2009 7:23:35 AM

RP

LOL Great pic nice photoshop work!!!

RP

8/6/2009 7:56:28 AM

Brett

That is actually a very well done photoshopped pic. Very funny too.

Brett us

8/6/2009 9:15:19 AM

adam

haha. very good Tong
still you have to laugh cos if that was real nd he got a boner all the blood would rush 2 his dick nd he'd pass out Laughing

adam gb

8/6/2009 9:57:14 AM

Sandra

To grow hard, it would consume more blood than there is in a human body.

Sandra de

8/6/2009 10:26:33 AM

Kevin

Even if it was real...he cant do much with it...he would pretty much tear the vagies or butties literaly apart

Kevin nl

8/6/2009 11:35:27 AM

shit

<---- one jelous fucker

shit us

8/6/2009 12:05:44 PM

No-Name

hahaha NecronomicoN you are so right

No-Name us

8/6/2009 12:26:18 PM

sabrina

wow, nice cock u have....lol. i know for sure if i see some shit like that i run. who would fuck that if it was real. i bet when he bust a nut he would fill a jelly jar up and some.

sabrina us

8/6/2009 2:18:47 PM

anon1

even if it was possible, the guy would probably faint from all the blood rush to his dick which would more likely to be a curse than anything good in the long run...

anon1 gb

8/6/2009 2:29:02 PM

Novastar

He could have put it in that arse that could take the whole blokes arm.
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Novastar gb

8/7/2009 12:46:22 AM

Beerawr

The photoshop work isn't THAT great....

Beerawr au

8/7/2009 1:36:53 AM

lazy

He could comfortably sit on his couch and watch a game and just roll his dick to the bathroom if he has to pee. wouldn't even have to bother to get up.

lazy de

8/7/2009 7:34:37 PM

Marissa

Even if he didn't faint/die when he got a stiffie, the only thing he could fuck would be an elephant.. and I don't even want to think about that..

Marissa us

8/7/2009 10:01:53 PM

CDUB

while this is photoshopped pretty well, it's clearly fake

it would take just as much blood to fill that thing as it would the rest of his whole body

CDUB us

8/9/2009 3:38:54 PM

alanc

I'm still waiting for someone to tell him to go fuck himself...

alanc gb

8/10/2009 10:57:58 AM

Sam

Fake...your sex partner's would be limited to the "ZOO"...nice try guy's!!!

Sam us

8/12/2009 3:40:15 AM

Lisa

wow!I want it that I can have a big fuck

Lisa us

8/12/2009 3:16:14 PM

Alex

Long Don Silva had the largest penis of the world this picture is fake

Alex de

8/12/2009 5:57:10 PM

Jewboy

that is sooooo fake. any idiot can use photoshop now, so they waste our time with it.

how bout pussy instead?!?!?!?

Jewboy us

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