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by Mr. Phucked 8/7/2009 12:30:00 AM
I just love these little turtles having sex!

In these two videos the little guys mistake other objects like a boot and a pan for their "lover"
Talk about a booty call!


Thanks to Karina for this one.

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8/7/2009 12:33:38 AM

PauloEifel

Ah come on, man! This isn`t phuked up in any way! You should mail the jar squatter guy and ask him for more vids. Now that shit was funny!
Cheers

PauloEifel de

8/7/2009 12:37:59 AM

YungLegend13

Lol i remember that shoe one XD good stuff! And BTW BUSH i know your gonna watch this! and before you put a pussy ass comment i want u to know one thing, STFU and make your own site if you dont like animals having fun/gettingkilled!

YungLegend13 us

8/7/2009 12:54:27 AM

timmy

i love legend lol and that was funny as shit

timmy us

8/7/2009 1:20:49 AM

YungLegend13

Thankz for the support Timmy!!!!

YungLegend13 us

8/7/2009 7:05:14 AM

Jim

Why is Mr.Phucked the only person that posts stuff anymore? Where's Annik & Nikita?

Jim

8/7/2009 7:49:02 AM

YungLegend13

Itd Be cool if i were a writer for thats phucked lol, tell some of those dumbass stories of mine XD

YungLegend13 us

8/7/2009 9:14:55 AM

Mika Tan

The little gasping is so cute. Poor things...get them some real pu$$y!

Mika Tan

8/7/2009 3:31:06 PM

Bush

Zzzzzzzz...

Bush us

8/8/2009 1:15:29 AM

timmy

no prob legend lol

timmy us

8/8/2009 10:37:06 AM

beckaa

loool

beckaa gb

8/8/2009 5:46:20 PM

Philip

bottom vid looks fake

Philip us

8/10/2009 6:13:32 AM

Adz

i think that turtle has a foot fetish xD
and yeah agreeing with 'Philip' ^^^ I think the bottom one is fake

Adz gb

9/15/2009 1:19:01 AM

marinewife

this is why i stopped hanging out with turtles... such pervs! :p

marinewife us

11/12/2009 7:44:24 PM

amber

oh come on... get that poor turtle a girlfriend... hes trying so hard! you can think of something... a fruitloop???

amber us

11/15/2009 8:42:51 PM

Jess

this is the cutest thing ever! he even makes little noises!! lol poor lil guy just wants some action.

Jess us

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