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by Mr. Phucked 9/10/2009 12:30:00 AM
Hummm. What should I do today? Play some XBOX? Go to class? Go to Work?
Hell no, I'll see if I can stick my own cock in my own ass hole.

Then maybe I'll see if I can give myself head

Self Phuck
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9/10/2009 1:34:10 AM

Turdmuncher

Words cant describe how much id like to do this Laughing

Turdmuncher au

9/10/2009 1:58:33 AM

starla

GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!! looooool XD

starla gb

9/10/2009 2:21:44 AM

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9/10/2009 3:54:34 AM

nathan

i guess fucking yourself
would be better than jerking off

nathan us

9/10/2009 10:49:21 AM

I'mPhucked

^ I'm pretty sure he couldn't thrust though, nathan. LOL

I'mPhucked gb

9/10/2009 11:53:20 AM

Ragnar

Man, if I could only do that, I wouldnt need a girl in my life.

Ragnar us

9/10/2009 12:45:26 PM

MR LEE

come on soob what you playing at sending in pictures of yourself eh?

MR LEE gb

9/10/2009 1:37:14 PM

Yunglegend13

lol mr lee thats messed up

Yunglegend13 us

9/10/2009 2:20:16 PM

Smelly Harry

ugh all the ass hair's making me feel ill

Smelly Harry gb

9/10/2009 6:55:01 PM

ewww wow

is it gay or masturbating

ewww wow us

9/11/2009 8:53:00 AM

familyguy

Dude's gonna catch ecoli stickin his dick up the poop shoot. believe me im in nursing school and thats a good way to catch a disease for all you fags out there where condoms! Im stickin to good ole vagina!

familyguy us

9/11/2009 11:51:28 PM

MuMeson

I think id want a vajina to be above my penis as bending my dick down kinda herts (and puting a dick, even my own, in my ass is kinda gay). Id have the best stomach muscles too as id be doing situps all day long. lol.

MuMeson au

9/13/2009 11:11:54 PM

Sam

This mother fucker,had a argument with his guy/girl or whatever.So he figured I'll fix em'...Soon as they get home he'll be like...remember we talked about you "GIVING me HEAD".

Sam us

9/15/2009 12:08:20 AM

CDUB

well, the guy doesn't seem to have much self dignity...but hey, at least his penis is long enough to do that, that's a plus...right?

CDUB us

9/15/2009 2:12:19 PM

marinewife

loop de loop!

marinewife us

9/17/2009 7:08:22 PM

chris

with the head in the dirt and the balls looking like wings, me and my buddies named this one the ostrich. lol.

chris us

9/17/2009 10:14:40 PM

Kris

you have to have a disease already to catch it up the ass dip shit if your in nursing school you should know that and if he had it in his ass then he already acquired it... ecoli already has to be present. And you can catch just as many disease up a vagina you stupid nigger

Kris us

9/19/2009 1:05:30 AM

kelly

looks like he has a poop smear on the right side of his ass. eww and it has more hair than what they pulled out of that persons stomach on the front page!

kelly us

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