11/5/2009 12:34:23 AM

creepy... very creepy

JayDDR

11/5/2009 1:04:00 AM

Haha this makes me laugh. If this guy can bust a nut phucking a melon, maybe I should try it.

Jesse

11/5/2009 8:27:44 AM

Ah! Reminds me of a young Richard Leigh fucking a pizza..That was epic!

PauloEifel

11/5/2009 8:46:03 AM

hahahahahah. this gives new meaning to blasting MAN SEED

Thad

11/5/2009 9:11:39 AM

I sure hope he doesn't eat that after he's done...

Tyler

11/5/2009 9:49:18 AM

WTF? Fucking weird. He must live at his parents.

Charlene

11/5/2009 11:25:57 AM

guess that watermelon isn't seedless. gives new meaning to plugging a watermelon. i've read that you're better off using a whole watermelon and coring out a hole and fucking it on the ground.

Bitchphister

11/5/2009 12:38:42 PM

is he fucking serious?

SandD3MON

11/5/2009 1:32:19 PM

i think i know why hes fucking a melon ..................................
..................................................................................................................................................... no girl wants a less than a minute man lmfao!!!!

Ms. Phucked

11/5/2009 2:18:41 PM

what a waste of a perfectly good melon...i could of eaten that DX

mac

11/5/2009 2:37:16 PM

As long as guys like that stick to the melons, then the girls are safe! Who would want a guy like that anyway?

Anyway, she could tell he would be lousy in bed, there was absolutely no dirty talk, so yeah, he best keep on practicing with the melon, and maybe even try not to cum too quickly next time.

Sarah

11/5/2009 5:23:56 PM

that was classic phucked up shit!

DR

11/5/2009 5:24:24 PM

Hahaha. Awesome. The video I uploaded got onto the main page. xD You can thank the people of 888Chan for that video. =P That's where it came from.

Carbon

11/5/2009 8:44:40 PM

i bet thats jason biggs video resume for american pie

or the american pie sequel was gonna be american melon

looknohands

11/5/2009 8:46:21 PM

what a fucking noob! but hey if it works and your desperate! Though whatever happened to good old handys. Poor watermelon!

E

11/5/2009 9:11:02 PM

Mr.Phucked?????

wtf????

11/6/2009 2:59:22 AM

This is the kind of Whites that I want to exterminate, shame for the rest of the race

Bush

11/6/2009 7:06:01 AM

@Sarah Girls are safe?! Are you a lesbian? Too sad,because in romanian I might say: "Eşti tare bună de pulă!"

Dan

11/7/2009 4:57:40 PM

Brrr, that melon would be cold! No wonder he's a bit undersized.

noshot

11/8/2009 12:26:06 AM

i may be tempting to try it, when my dick is too old and used up to the point where it looks like its been around the world 37 times, but i like to fuck girls dat are soft wet and warm not hard slightly dry and cold. phucked up but hey guys will phuck anything. not as phucked up as the girls whose vids r on here

supaflyafro

11/8/2009 12:27:40 AM

Haha, descripton so true! Who needs girlfriend or wife? Who needs sex when got masturbation! Fuck the chicks and fuck Sarah! You suck!

BitchesKilla

11/9/2009 7:45:35 PM

lol this is just wrong... how pathetic

Jess

11/10/2009 10:05:37 AM

NOW EAT IT!!!!

Lilly