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Turtle Cock

We have featured some turtle sex before.  They're really funny phuckers!

Here is what those little phuckers look like:

Turtle penis

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larry the pig fucker
Ireland larry the pig fucker

ewwww this turns larry off!

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vinkredibLe
New Zealand vinkredibLe

its bigger than mine.... Frown

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Its an Aaaaalien D:

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Bigger than a lot of dudes.
Those nails are of a woman maybe she will use it as a living animal dildo.

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wow... i had no idea turtles were that well hung. no wonder the make all that noise when they fuck!

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@larry the pig fucker: so turtles don't float your boat as much as pigs?

holy shit if guys had the same cock to body ratio we'd be walking like John Wayne all the time Laughing

@beans: they do make the funniest sex noises ever!

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jimmy long lam
United States jimmy long lam

sadly, this turtle has a bigger dick than me.

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phuc dat bich
Vietnam phuc dat bich

In Vietnam we always eat the turtle, but not its dong, however Beans and Strokes are welcome for a free Vietnamese "massage" on the house.

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billybobthablob
Oman billybobthablob

i know for a fact that turtles willie is bigger than beansisstupid's

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Hey! nofair! She interrupted him just as he was about to have his fun. That makes her a cock blocker.

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billybobthablob
Oman billybobthablob

she prolly did block his cock thats why the turtle looks so pissed

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beansisstupid
United States beansisstupid

hahaha keep talking, but if you really want to know more about my penis just ask your mom she'll tell you all about it Smile

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This article is very useful. I have been looking for. thank you.Very good!!

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Religion preaches the absurdity of the supernatural  that's what the miracle of "code in DNA" is all about.

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