Let's play spot the penis...
....Kinda looks like my boyfriend's dick...
Took me a while but i found it...
still bigger than mine
That's just sad and pathetic...I feel for him, I really do. Glad I don't have to phuck him.
Wants to watch he doesn't knick that shaving
[Want to watch he doesn't knick that shaving]
LOOKS LIKE A DICK ONLY SMALLER, STICK YOUR FINGER UP YOUR ARSE MATE TO POP IT OUT A LITTLE FURTHER.
Is that not 6 inches? Damn it, I've been lied to!
And where the hell are his balls? Still haven't dropped by the look of it.
Thats an 'inny'.
Meybey its just a really cold day..?!
its an inny! haha!!
looks like he pulled it in
Ya know how them tribal ppl b doin' sometimes? Dat's what he did! He just ain't got da leaf wrapped around.
Has anyone else noticed that really fit guys rarely have dicks that small? It wouldn't look so tiny if they lost some of that giant fat pillow surrounding it.
Man that dick just disappeared among all that fat
At first I thought it was his belly button, but then I decided that it's one-eyed monster
reminded me of one of those 'bot fly' maggots poking its lil head out then pulling it back in
its like a lil button. what is it with buttons that makes you want to push them?
I know some guys shave to make their dick look bigger but I mean, really why even bother trying with that thing.
I've seen bigger clits on female body builders.
people. It was divided by zero ;)
How in the hell does her pee? I imagine it's get all over his sack.
now times that dick by 9 inches and thats how big mine is
thank you for your words of inspiration and wisdom Kyle...
damn kyle your dick is 0 in?
@Becky For every 30lbs a man is over weight he can loss an inch of penis.
If he'd start dieting and exercising now, he may one day have something to play with.
poor guy, I allmost feel like raising money for surgery for his poor little phucker.
Scottie: is that for real? That's very interesting. I guess that's why I like fit men ;)
he tried to make it look bigger by shaving but i think it got cold and retreated even more back into his body lol
they say if a man loses 30 pounds he will gain 3 inches on his dick. maybe he needs t drop them 30 quickly because this is just sad
Must be a Mexican or a zipper head.
And what the fuck is up with all these ugly girls posting pictures of them selfs, I get more laughs from them, then I do the actual pictures on this site.
@Mark & Spocktopus- Ha! Hilarious, you two.
I have no other comments for this poor man. That sucks.
Hayyyy...I think the girls with the pictures for their DPs are pretty ^^ *is a female, and is envious of them*
This is the guy those vacuum attachments were made for.
Wait a minute it is not normal that size
Becky: As real as you are cute, one more good reason why a wake up at 5am everyday to work out.
well some people say guys shave their pubic hair to make their dick look bigger..... i dont think theres any help for that
HA he only has the tip you cant even call it a mushroom.
wow this guy should try and get on the organ doner list for cocks or get some liposuchin and put all the fat sucked out in his cock
Hate to ruin the party but that's actually a post-op female to male tranny. Yep, that's a giant clitoris.
I bet its not that much below average when erect. Hopefully for him, anyways.
i love how theyve even shaved it
Reminds me of the Family Guy episode when they find out that Lois has an insane brother and Stewie starts yelling "Find your penis here!" Ctfu
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