Ever tried to ram a battery down your pee hole? This guy did...
I cant believe Mary shoved those things in her cock. Be careful there tender nipples. If those things fell out in James' ass, it could really cause damage. You are a silt silly bitch
i was wondering what happened to that guy from "2 kids 1 sandbox." you made "urethral sounding" cool, buddy. a debt of gratitude is what we as phuckers owe you- SALUTE!!!
"That's not how you make vibrators Tim"
Yeah! I heard this guy say that electrifying his urethra made a Vas Deferens to his love life.
In fact according to him, it was a seminal moment.
As the old saying goes.. The penis mightier than the battery.
Actually, he was asked why he chose batteries over woman. He said 'Batteries have a positive side."
Ohh! I got another one.. He did it because he wanted to be eveready.
This guy was caught by his friend putting these batteries into his penis and his friend asked him why he was doing it, to which he said he wanted to fuck the long sexy blond girl next door. So his friend reminded him that she was a lesbian and there was no way she would have sex with a guy. Battery dude then says that he knew that but he was just there and she said she would, so the other guy asks to repeat exactly what she said so there was no misunderstanding. So he repeated what she said, that she wouldn't put anything inside her that didn't have a battery inside it.
@noshot my goodness youre a bright spark tonight
He has an electric personality..
jeez help me people, I'm running out here.
phucker needs to die!
"Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries" - Best Firefly quote ever.
^^"Ahhh! I can't know that!"
He seems to be having some very metallic "discharge" . . .
Meh, not great, but whatever.
fuck viagra, ill just use the energizer bunny
I was gonna mention "kids in the sandbox," but... yeah! Some1 beat me 2 it... How some1 can do dat is beyond me.
I remember seeing that video about 10 years ago. It burned an impression on my brain and I'm still wondering why the fuck any guy would even consider doing something like that...
BEEEEE BOP za BOE la coooo da
When a woman can have batteries and a cock in her at the same time. Without using two holes of course. I wonder how a woman would react saying all she needs is batteries and then that guy shoves a couple AAA's in him like he's getting a TV remote ready.
The women are in for a shock when he starts fuckin tonight
Not impressed... I wanna see him do that with d batteries. Now that would be cool.
I love you Noshot. *giggles*
Seems interesting except for the fact that when ejaculating it will not get too far.
After this, he's shoving a generator up his bunghole
That's one solution to erectile disfunction. If sex wont give you a hard on, batteries will.
Ow! Why the fuck did I just watch that? Just seeing it made my dick hurt.
You ever put a 9V battery to your tongue and feel the little zap? It would really impress me if he could not only get one of those in there, but also deal with the shock. If you're into that kind of thing, I imagine it would be one hell of an orgasm.
AA's are for pussies. Only a real man can fit a couple of D's in there.
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Took some time to go through a lot of junk here and i realized one thing; people who don't know diddlysquat generally can't resist flaunting their ignorance about art and its appreciation. No one who know's their onions will use words like average', below average', whack' etc to describe this track. May not be MI's best effort but its definitely top notch. Chairman, e be like say dem never eat o! Anyways, they'll have their words to eat when the time comes...
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