Scientists at Europe’s annual conference suggested that the result of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested the men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were each fed six pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was observed the 100 per cent of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making any sense, couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn’t perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.