That's Phucked

Beware of Older Women

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.

She looked OK for a 61 year-old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a cuddle and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

'What's that?' I asked.

It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

I said, 'No,' - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.

I went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'

Comments (8) -

oh you lucky bastard


the practical problem I've always had with older women is their predisposition for wanting to put things in your ass. The first toothless blowjob I ever had was spoiled by the crazy old bat suddenly shoving her finger in my poop schute. I know all about the prostate massage by for fuck's sake warn the guy first


Mr. Phucked
United States Mr. Phucked

I've had the finger surprise too!!


ha! i knew those dirty old bitches were all in on it


I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong.


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