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Brown Bag Your Date

You've heard of "brown bagging" but in this case, he applied it to his date.

From the looks of her mouth, you can see why he did!

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TheNobleJustin
United States TheNobleJustin

WTF!? Um... Look at those teefies!!! That's obviously not human Frown

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yeah it looks like a deformed monkey o.0

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Look at its nose. I agree with Twizz. Maybe it's that monkeybearpig thing.. And he has a small dick. o.O

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That is so not a human.. but when you're hung like a light switch what can you expect to get?

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Rabarber-man
Belgium Rabarber-man

that's not human, fucked up. I like it ^^

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brown bagging his dick would be the smart thing to do

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dear JESUS! wtf WHAT THE FUCK! he's not a fat fucked up disgusting guy either... and he's obviously on the soft so dont judge him. Anyone who WAS turned on by that THING would be seriously messed in the fucking head... I want to know what it is... EWWW

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despisedicon
United Kingdom despisedicon

Is that some form of monkey?
Jeeze he needs to check his spam inbox,
cuz he needs all the 'free viagra' he can get.
Fucking hell.

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hell to the naw. this little dick bastard gettin oral from a monkey. what is this world coming too. hope the monkey bite it off. teach him for fuckin a animal

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omg that has got to be a monkey... ewwww ew ew

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i wana see what that is lol,if it is a monkey why would they tape paper to its face ?  

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too fucking weird.... looks like my mum a bit

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it's more than likely a mask, you know like a wolf one, wrapped up to looked fucked up, cos f it were real you would'nt let that fuckin weird thing near you now would you?..... i'm telling you that really looks like my old dear..... MUM IS THAT YOU?!!

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shutdafuckup
United States shutdafuckup

woah!

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it could be human.... maybe a burn victim on crack....

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ive seen this one before. its just like an art sculpture in  progress. not a human or any other type of animal

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Its got teeth like a dog and eyes of no animal. It doesnt look like any animal OR a monkey, its not a monkey!!

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I agree, its not a real live thing, its a animatronics puppet or some such. The head size is waaaay too big and the teeth and eye configuration are like nothing ive seen. The Guys in Jim Henson studios must have a junior puppeteer hazing ritual or something. "You better be good or we will press the jaw closing button". The scarry thing wound be if he was hard and doing that.

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it looks like whoever it is was burnt and he is hung like a bull gerbil lol ha ha  

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probably a burn victim or something but why are people saying he has a small cock he's not even hard!!! all people that say he has a small cock are complete retards or 10year olds which are retarded anyway!

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That's BeetleJuice from Howard Stern...

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mikey iovenko
United States mikey iovenko

reminds me off the guy that did meth and cut up his face with glass shards, if you look in the opening of his eyes, you can see raw meat o.o gross

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ERGH!!! maybe that IS how his date looks. maybe it looks like she has been brown bagged, but that is actually her skin!!!

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THAT IS DEFINATELY SOME SORT OF PRIMATE! THIS GUY SHOULD BE SHOT! I HOPE HE FUCKING TRIES IT WITH A CROCODILE NEXT TIME!

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who would put is dick into a mouth of a bloody creepy thing with a bag on it please!
and why dose he have such a small dick

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haha you would think this is real but it just paper mache and clay teeth... I made one of these in art back in high school. you can even see around the eyes where he started to paint

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i feel bad for it Cry

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Oh Please. What dumb observations I'm reading..It looks to me like this person was most likely tortured, burned and plasterd with paper mache. Probably a kidnapping victim.

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Even if I'm wrong and it is a monkey. it's obvoius he went through great measures to create a phuck mouth at the expense of paper macheing the yellow pages so its lips could'nt move. I hope it breaks free and bites it off. This is sick!

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yeah whats going on here that isn't a human. haha

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he has a lil pee pee and i think that isn't a person it's a weird creature alien

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