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Cop Robert Melia Taped Having Sex with Cows

robert melia Moorestown policeman Robert Melia and his former girlfriend, Heather Lewis, were arrested for sexually assaulting three young girls over a five-year period.

While this is Phucked Up enough, detectives found what a true Phuck Up Melia is after they searched his home.  On his computer they found a video of a girl being sexually assaulted. They also found video of Melia having sex with cows.

Since bestiality is not technically a crime in New Jersey, investigators charged Melia with animal cruelty. Under state law, a prosecutor must prove the animal was tormented. Which led to a rather unusual argument in the court room

Burlington County assistant prosecutor Kevin Morgan was left to assert that forcing a cow to give you a blowjob, especially a young, innocent calve, which is what Melia liked.  Fit the definition of cruelty.

"I think any reasonable juror could infer that a man's penis in the mouth of a calf is torment," he told the judge. "It's a crime against nature."
Judge James J. Morley then got a little freaky.  He theorized about the mental powers of cows.  Stating they couldn't actually talk and thus had no way of expressing whether they liked giving cops blowjobs or not.   Given that the jury had no way of reading the five cows' minds.   There's no way the prosecution could prove the cows were tormented.

Melia walked.

 

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Haha that is too funny.

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Thats americans for you...

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how could they let him walk after raping 3 girls? fuck me...

only in america

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the porkeater
Kyrgyzstan the porkeater

"I think any reasonable juror could infer that a man's penis in the mouth of a calf is torment,"

ROFLMAO!!!

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Ms. Phucked
United States Ms. Phucked

ok now dont get me wrong i fully and completely understand the cow thing but why is there nothing in this paragraph about him sexaully assaulting those three little girls is he in jail for that?

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'He theorized about the mental powers of cows.  Stating they couldn't actually talk and thus had no way of expressing whether they liked giving cops blowjobs or not.'

ahahaha

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说的什么,翻译翻译啊?

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The charges are still pending on the assaults on the girls.

COW-FUCKER!!

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So... no video?

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haha stupid dumb ass,,, but very phucked up and funny!

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peebuttfartmouth
United States peebuttfartmouth

aaaawwwww shucks thats just uncle robby he's a little different I'll admit

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looknohands
looknohands

all the cow-fuckin u want and no punishment other than the embarrassment of bein in court about it? damn i gotta move to jersey lol

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looknohands
looknohands

hey mr.phucked just curious but what made u wanna make thatsphucked.com?

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HOLY SHIT that's where I'm from.

WTPH?

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schwing!

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They should ram a chunk of pvc pipe up his ass feed in some barbwire pull the pipe out and tie him to a tree!!!!!!! Sick F@CK!!!!!!!

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Only in America?
Pardon me, but with consent laws as low as 13 and general police noninterference of pedophilia, I'd say Europe is far more fucked up than the States.

Not to mention you have the Germans.

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looknohands
looknohands

lol phil just phucked you up europe

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I don't see a new phone coming, either, within the next four months. I think that October is now the release schedule from now on. Not even a hint of an iOS 7 beta? Uh-oh!

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do you stil have the phone if yes for how much

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