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Could I Get A Closer Look Please?

If someone is wielding a sword.  Whatever you do, don't ask for a closer look.

Could I Get A Closer Look Please

Could I Get A Closer Look Please

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FIRST lol

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

Uhh... So it went down his throat!  At least he can think da thought "How da fuck am I alive and why does it feel like I'm swallowin" a razor right now?"

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He thought he would be at the cutting edge of cold and flu research. I'm not leaving.

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He's alive...?

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@amber
I'm thinking the same thing.. maybe people from West Virginia think alike.

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You're from wv? May I ask what region? I'm southwestern.

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@amber
Central.

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He is about as lucky as lucky can get. Even though the sword basically shattered his nasal sinus and the oribtal of the eye, the curved edge broke through and went into his throat almost like when we intubate patients. The only problem is that the sword acts like a funnel for blood to pour down his throat, which if he was swallowing he'd soon be vomitting (blood is a horrible stomach irritiant. But as long as he was able to maintain an airway, this looks like all he will lose is his eye, as well as need facial reconstruction for the bones to his face. The blade completely missed the brain. Lucky phucker.

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@TGWABC & Amber
Hey I bet you two are cousins,now you can hook up and inbreed

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you know what they say, lifes a bitch and then you die

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Mr.Phucked how many people do i have to stab through the eye to get onto your website?

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Heading to sutton sometime next month & renting a boat, & doing some fishing. Pretty stoked. @ 0_0, its illegal dear, even in West Virginia.

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@amber if I shake a bottle of pain pills does that mean you'll come fuck me? that is the mating call is it not?

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according to the wonderful whites

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@Chris. You actually watched it? Lmao. I'm not from Boone county nor do pills. Sorry bud.

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Illegal or not it hasn't stopped West Virginians from inbreeding before.

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You act as if that doesn't happen anywhere else. & actually Kentucky has a bigger rep than we do for inbreeding. eat shit.

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Boss as hell!

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@amber
We should phuck around sometime.

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@TGWABC
Amber is your cousin,you can't do that.

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I don't have any cousins where he lives. I think we're good.

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Hey....just realized something... in any normal xray, metal object glow a brilliant white because xrays cannot penetrate them....Why is almost the entire body of the "knife" nearly as transparent as his flesh, and has just a thin metal core to it?.....

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help...redsnow freezes at patching kernal..wat do i do...plzzzzzz help me

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