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Date Mr. Phucked

Mr. Phucked is now single again.  As many have expressed on ThatsPhucked.com there are at least a few ladies interested in dating Mr. Phucked!

So ladies, some information about Mr. Phucked

Height: 6 feet
Hair: Black
Build: Slim and muscular toned
Eyes: Blue (Yes, you will loose yourself in them)
Sex Drive: I am Mr. Phucked you know!
Age: 37
Location: Southern California (Orange County)
Pictures available to the short list of applicants

What about Mr. Phucked's potential date?  how should she be?

Height: Really, who cares
Hair: Not short, blue or purple
Build: Slim or average (Note: Average does not mean fat)
Sex Drive: You need to ask?
Pussy: Shaved.  Waxed gets extra points
Favorite female body parts: Legs, Breasts, ass, eyes and smile.  Humm, that's pretty much all
Personality Preferences: Easy going, fun, caring and good sense of humor

Please submit your "Date Mr. Phucked" application to the Date Mr. Phucked Community Group, add your comments here on PhuckedTube

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Trevor Winchenbaugh
United States Trevor Winchenbaugh

I'll date you buddy!!

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Trevor Winchenbaugh
United States Trevor Winchenbaugh

I'll date ya buddy!

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Perhaps I should be more specific, also female is good Smile
lol!

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YungLegend13
YungLegend13

lol you did say pussy, but theres are some male pussies on here 2 Laughing

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the yultster
United States the yultster

where do you live in socal

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i just wanna know what you look like.. lol HAHAH

and my girl.

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Im sure we all expect photos of the lucky winner. For quality control purposes you understand..

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Well if you find a woman on this forum, you'll have phucked up things in common....lol

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@the yultster, Orange County, CA

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Keep in mind ladies, the things Mr. Phucked will do to u will be pretty phucked

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PauloEifel
Germany PauloEifel

The earlier you get a new chick, the earlier we`ll get some phucked up original content ;) Lookin forward to it, Mr Phucked!

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Jeah good sense of Humor :X Thats all it Counts!!!!!!!!
And big Tits.

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"SOBZ" - DeATh InCarNaTE -
Australia "SOBZ" - DeATh InCarNaTE -

lol MR. phucked thats what most blokes look for in a woman xD good luck mate, tell us about her when you find her xD some girls might be interested in what "type" of sex styles you use haha. be more specific perhaps..."im 37 years old and i love anal and great head. girl must be flexable for my sexy styles" xP

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If I lived anywhere near California, I'd totally date you :]
Come to Michigan? haha

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Mr Rabarberman
Belgium Mr Rabarberman

Why don't you upload a picture so we can see how Mr. Phucked looks like :p

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mr_sideburns
Germany mr_sideburns

im fascinated to know how you and your ex now ended up splitting how did it happen? D:

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u like black chicks mr. phcked?

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if only I was into long distance relationships... would you be willing to travel to england? lol

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@april I don't discriminate, I'm an equal opportunity dater

@Lenus England, you have lots of vacation, come enjoy the hot weather here!

@Becky Michigan? cold, come over here and visit!

@mr_sideburns
You probably think it's because I wanted to insert a hot car exhaust into her ass and put it on the site Smile
Long story...
Essentially she suffered a little from what I would call the "princess syndrome" and expected her guy to do unreasonable things.  Then if I didn't, she'd take it as I didn't care about her.  Possibly one of those stupid tests!
She would also get really bothered about lots of little things that should have been easily talked about.  Then she blew it out of proportion in her head by thinking about it for weeks and again associating it to I didn't care about her.
Lastly, I think she suffered from low self esteem in certain areas about her current life situation and thinks that I thought the same of her as she thought of herself, which I didn't.
Essentially, as will all relationships, it comes down to communication and she didn't do it well. Which is a shame because I thought it had good potential. oh well, her loss!

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hehe i fillled it out! <3

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Well thanks Karatina.
I would say that looks like a good application Wink

I should probably add the "lucky winner" needs to also be willing to relocate to CA.  I hate cold weather!
Plus, I like to admire you in a bikini Smile

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Ive got all summer to go anywhere. plus holidays

i can make that happen mr phucked! :] {bikini}

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Damn karatina is FinE as hell, good luck with that Mr. Phucked. She could be Mrs. Phucked lol

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Looks like Karatina is the front runner for dating Mr. Phucked...
Summer in California for Karatina perhaps...?

Karatina, how many bikini's do you own?  Are you willing to share pictures of said bikini's?
Are you multi orgasmic?
Would your friends consider you a fun person to hang out with and minimal drama?
I have a convertible, would you care if your hair got messed up??

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im black-blue haired.22,lil Average, big titts,green-lil turquoise eyes, big smile (and mouth)
love eating fast food while watching animals decay and can laugh about everything =)

BUT im from germany...

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I'm turning 19 in October. Need I say more? Smile

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woohoo!  summer in cali is a dream come true.

i have tons! im a big beach person.
oh yes, ive had multiple on occasion when i get it gooooood

i am a friendly person and always looking for fun in anything i do.
i think drama is a disease by choice, and i choose not to get it. dont like drama! ewwwy


the wing in my hair would beee awesomeeeee.

ohhh
did i mention im bisexual...need i say more  :]

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@Bla.  Germany, a little far!

@Peach Where are you located?  19, frankly is not an automatic good thing.  Tell us more...

@Karatina Again, still front runner.  Likes to get it gooooood, so that means lots of sex.  This, of course, is good!
Minimal drama and friendly, also good. We would probably have lots of fun.
bisexual?  Can't be a bad thing!

What do you think readers?  Should I interview Karatina?

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hey somebody tell me how i can put up a picture up i bet i can out do any applicant

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Well, do you have photos?

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Well, Mr. Phucked Laughing

How 'bout a vid from you? May i get a lil more interestet *hornyeyes*
But........to be honest, i guess u wont let the girl ran over your door eh? ^^

Karatina is a good choose though. Get her Laughing

I'll be to faar, but have violett hair :3

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mixedconcocktion
mixedconcocktion

im 20 lol

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hmm how's this mr phucked

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@april go to phuckedtube and create a profile and add your picture

http://www.phuckedtube.com/Register.aspx

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TheAtheisticMuffinMan
United States TheAtheisticMuffinMan

lol, mr.phucked trying to get him sum. good luck man. im not gay or anything, but im actually interested to see what the man himself looks like. humor us?

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the yultster
United States the yultster

Really? i live in orange county as well. would be funny if i know you. hahaha

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the yultster
United States the yultster

where in orange county?

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the yultster
United States the yultster

errr i mean maybe i know of you. orange county isnt very big

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@theyultster Border of Newport and Irvine...

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tasharayann
United States tasharayann

well, I joined your group and filled out my account information for phuckedtube. I am riverside county, by the way Laughing

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Grrr. competition! hehe i like a challenge :]

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tasharayann
United States tasharayann

I don't see it as competition. You said you were bi, didn't you? why can't we all get along? haha

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I made my account "aly_the_potatochip" didnt kno what to use
Btw, this does seem like a comp...

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@tasharayann  haha I like your attitude!

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nothing wrong with a little competition i think. :] especially if you trying to get something you want

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im bi tooo i think maybe we alll can get along wink wink

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@Karatina I like that comment  

@All Whomever is selected. When will you come visit Mr. Phucked?
It's summer time and there are 5 pools and Jacussi in my community. Good times  
Many are claiming to be BI on here.  What does BI mean to you?
You sleep with your own sex?  You sleep with your own sex and me?

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okay i left u a comment mr phucked go check me out on phuckedtube

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sleeps with katrina and mr. phucked haha

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Nice Pic April.
You live in Brazil?

For the ThatsPhucked Readers, here is her profile page:
www.phuckedtube.com/user/aprilmonique2030.aspx

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

I'd b willinb 2 introduce u 2 my cousin if it weren't 4 da fact dat:

1.  she got a boyfriend.
2.  If women expressin' PMS were against da law, most women, especially her, would b locked up 4 a good while.

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@ Gauntlets The Fighter LOL
I'll stay away from excessive PMS thanks Wink

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the yultster
United States the yultster

nice nice. newport is grewat

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my bisexual definition- will sleep with mr phucked and any other with whom he choose {as long as id be #1}, MUST BE SEXY. but i have no doubt in mr phuckeds choice for hottness of a woman :]

@april  bring it here babygirl  <3

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lol yes mr phucked thats me thas why i asked do u discriminate im black asian white and spanish

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@katrina did you see my page i can get u all day say ill lick that wink wink

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@Karatina  I think you may be taking a trip to California soon... Wink
@April black asian white and spanish?  Now that's a combination!

I think we need to move into the show more pictures phase of this!
So to both you (and anyone else) I need to see more pictures.

They can either be for me, or for all to see.  Up to you...

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@april  wowza thats a nice combo. i saw ur pic, ur sexy mami.
ill let u lick mine if u let me lick urs! <3 wink

@mr phucked. ill share some pics, buttt just a few. nothing too sexy. after all. whats mine would be mr phuckeds :]

i hope these work as links
http://i41.tinypic.com/103yiop.jpg
http://i41.tinypic.com/28jz235.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/73o613.jpg
http://i39.tinypic.com/fwn8nb.jpg
http://i40.tinypic.com/eiqko2.jpg

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*crosses fingers for my trip to cali*

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That would be awesome for Karatina or who ever wins, meets up and has good chemistry with Mr. Phucked. Then it comes time for the "horizontal mambo", Mr. Pucked reaches down and feels a penis........

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@Karatina.  Mr. Phucked just pictured you in many places in my house, yard, secluded beach etc...
Looks like Karatina is coming to CA, pack your bags!

@April, come on over too, lets have some fun!

Well, first there has to be a phone screening, after which you'll get to see my pics Wink

@spankdaddy.  I really hope there will be no penis peeling! lol

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&quot;SOBZ&quot; - DeATh InCarNaTE -
Australia "SOBZ" - DeATh InCarNaTE -

MR phucked you should toats date karatina, xD it would be funny, you have to tell us about thoes multi orgasms xD

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hmmmm who should be the new Mrs Phucked? I think Katrina and April both look good and are similar, maybe the 3 of you should spend couple of weeks together to see how you get on ;)

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Mr Rabarberman
Belgium Mr Rabarberman

Karatina looks hot ^^

go for it mr phucked

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Vincent Gray
United States Vincent Gray

Hahaha. shit man. good-luck
and guys, this is the mysterious mr.phucked here. he's not about to just show you who he is.
P.s. ill be sending in more phucked up pics for ya.

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does anyone els here want to see what mr.phucked looks like

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hehe i hope i get to see mr phucked in person! <3

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Only the ladies who visit, or potentially come visit.
Will get to see Mr. Phucked Wink

So far it looks like Karatina and April.

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tasharayann
United States tasharayann

I havent been on in a while, i have been busy Frown but dont leave me out haha i know im late but im not bi, i just appreciate womens beauty and their sexual attributes. @Mr. Phucked i live in a county close by, I could see you whenever you please

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I think karatina is pretty cute for sure. Smile I haven't seen april yet but I suggest that Mr. Phucked knows what he is doing. ha

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damn too bad youre almost 40...

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@tasharayann.  What city do you live in?
Do tell everyone about yourself Smile

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@April and @Karatina.  Contact me via my phuckedtube profile and I'll send you some additional information Wink

http://www.phuckedtube.com/user/mrphucked.aspx

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

Post another blog one day so we could know who da winner is!  I'm curious who's gonna date ya, Mr Phucked.

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Too shallow.

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Hi Mr.Phucked,

I don't mind dating ya if you don't mind dating me Smile. I am from Malaysia & will be going to the US next week to work & study. I'm Asian & will be turning 20 in July.

Here's a pic of me & my dog. lol!
i127.photobucket.com/.../ME.jpg

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Wow..Melissa is attractive Smile. You should see her too Mr. Phucked. She's got that sweet teriyaki thing going on about her Laughing

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@SpankDaddy which part of "Note: Average does not mean fat" didn't you understand?

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@Melissa sorry i could not keep my eyes off that dog

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Andrew The Man
Andrew The Man

hey mr phucked did you ever meet up with those fine ladies?

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