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Dead Guy After 1 Year

This is what you look like if you die in your chair and are discovered one year later.  Notice how his ball area seems to have deteriorated badly even through his jeans?
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dead for 1 year

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*Insert Generic Name or Phrase*
United States *Insert Generic Name or Phrase*

He obviously died watching porn XD

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TheGuyWithABigCock
Argentina TheGuyWithABigCock

I bet he died recieving bop from a 2 doller hoe named ellio.

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vinkredibLe
New Zealand vinkredibLe

last thing he did alive was jizz in his pants...

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TheGuyWithABigCock   nice spelling!  English is my second language and it's better then yours!  maybe your brain is in your "BigCock"?

his crotch is the lowest point where all the fluids ran too!

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lol now i want to buttfuck him and eat his maggotty flesh Laughing

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Oh  My god   强

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Shnit lover
United States Shnit lover

I wonder if they're gonna sell those jeans because I need a new pair...

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surely he'd be a skeleton after 1 year of decomposition?!

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penis puncher
United States penis puncher

i want to pet his furry-texture-looking face

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you know this makes me hungry!

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

Seriously, Mr. Phucked.  U should consider banning some ppl from postin' on ur site since all they have 2 say is racist bullshit sometimes.

If y'all wanna comment on da pic, comment on da pic!  Don't comment if all u gots 2 say is shit dat insults a persons ethnicity.

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Looks like he died how I want to go out, getting blow job from a woman with enough heart to zip my pants up when shes done and I'm dead. From the looks of the room he had to pay extra for that courtesy, not something ellio would have done.


@Gauntlets; ban people? Thats taking a little far, don't you think. Find a little more fun in it, the internet is built on porn and trash talk. Now go have some grape drink with your chicken and be happy you're not a greasy Italy.

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..if you don't people to say racist shit Gauntlet why are you proving African stereotypes completely? "u gots" and saying dat? That doesnt make you cool, shows illiteracy... I'm not say shit for your color, just you're making the stereotypes [which i think are bullshit] real.

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This is so cool!

@Gauntlets Why do you even care? You know damn well these same "racist" white people wouldn't say anything to your face. They talk shit because they can hide. This is the only place they can do it. Ellio is a sorry excuse for an Italian because real Italians have better things to do with their lives than to sit around and think about black people. You nor I have no reason to feel ashamed of who we are because our race has outlasted the worse of times. What does that say about us? We're stronger than any other.

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Why would you ban someone from a website that was created to laugh and ogle at other people's misfortunes?  Racism bothers you but seeing someone's brains splattered on the wall is acceptable?  Get your priorities straight!

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What a cry baby little bitch Gauntlets The Fighter is  and he thinks he's a fighter LOL  sounds like a typical cry baby nigger  whaa whaa  no one likes me!  I am glad you're the same color as shit!  because that's what you are!!  just plain shit  Booohohhohohohh

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The rhetorical and actual question for everyone: are those little brown "pretty" things on that "fresh" "young" man's face are maggots or the sign of deterioration?

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SO FUCKIN'!!! AMAZING!!!!
Laughing

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When you die eventually all your muscles relax. When that happens "things" leak out. Hence the pee stains on his pants and the mold from his shit.

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BrownEyePie
United States BrownEyePie

Ellio, your English isn't that much better.

Yours: "English is my second language and it's better then yours!"
Correct: "English is my second language and it's better than yours!"

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@BrownEyePie omfg instead of "a" he typed "e" what a miscalculation. It proves that he doesnt know english. shut up all of you talking about somenones knowledge about english. I bet you all triple check your comments trying to seem smart

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I don't appreciate the smack talk gauntlet!!!


And man, talk about crotch rot on this guy

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I just think that it is sad that no one cared enough for the guy to check on him sooner. If he really was sitting like that for a year. Hell, the one night we didn't see my uncle leave for work and we were over there to see if he was okay or not. He was dead, but hey at least he was there only a few hours.

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TheGuyWithABigCock
Argentina TheGuyWithABigCock

@ellio
It's not that big off a deal, don't get your panties all in a bunch. My only language is English, so I know more shit then you faggot. Next time you write back to me like that don't forget to call me papi you half dollar hoe.....MMMMMMM!!

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What race was this guy? He looks like he COULD have been white..but also not.

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At this point, I'm going to say his race is "Maggot Rot".

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jafjohblhgljadfg
Canada jafjohblhgljadfg

@ TheGuyWithABigCock

Apparently, you don't know enough English to know that THEN is used for time-related things, and THAN is a comparison.

Ex. I'm going to the shop and then home.
Ex. 2 You are no better than niggers.

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You'd think he'd be a skeleton after a year...

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Haha stupid White People. Taking up all the awkward spots in the corners at dances, getting sunburn, and getting mistaken for snowmen. Im glad you're the same color as Jizz (and sometimes pumpkins... but thats different) Haha and stupid americans. Oh how the ignorance shows Laughing


"Its not racism if you hate everyone."- A wise man who once told me a lot of things

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@ jafjohblhgljadfg
He did use it in a comparison. "Better then" is incorrect
Also, i respect my niggers, spicks, crackers, etc.

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操你妈的

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Ok @BrownEyePie type this in Italian and don't miss one fucking letter

Ellio, your English isn't that much better.

Yours: "English is my second language and it's better then yours!"
Correct: "English is my second language and it's better than yours!"


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@TheGuyWithABigCock
Seriously, you're making a fool out of yourself. You're saying that english is your only language so you know more than that racist bitch but still, YOU'RE the one who's making the mistakes. Thanks for making racists look like smart guys, asshole.

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TheGuyWithABigCock
Argentina TheGuyWithABigCock

Oh please, everyone needs to go phucked themselves right now. I know how to spell damn good and if any one wants beef open your god damn mouths and I'll give you some Argentinian chorizo's!

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TheGuyWithABigCock
Argentina TheGuyWithABigCock

I use my iPhone when I post, it has word correction. On the previous message I spelled my email wrong and my gravatar didn't show. Phucked; ed was added by my iPhone...who gives a shit???..Oh yea, sissy homos do.

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TheGuyWithABigCock
Argentina TheGuyWithABigCock

???????????????????where's my phucking gravatar at????

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TheGuyWithABigCock
Argentina TheGuyWithABigCock

I can't believe this prick gets annoyed when someone spells a single word wrong...wow, talk about a drama queen. Atleast I knew it was spelled wrong right after I posted it. Wutevr man, go eet sum shit and drink kum u kokk suking phake italian dumbass!

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I like penis!................FAIL.

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is he a nigger or white shit?

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Dark Empress
United States Dark Empress

Oh come ON!!!  Maggots are SO last season, dude!  Tapeworms are this seasons' trend...

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Gheorghe Andrei Victor
Romania Gheorghe Andrei Victor

FUCK YOU TO HELL Gauntlets!! go back to Africa and please die a painfull death you black scum!!! Rest in Pieces !

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Go to www.b0g.org and view all posts and he is the "can man" look down in the comments and the person who took the pics posted the story.

The man (who was white at one point) I think his name was jeff was a can collecter and I guess he died of the flu. A year later some ppl went into a forclosed house to check it out and found jeff just chilaxin in the living room

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He had told his family to piss off so no one checked on him

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Uhh what is that fuckin thing thats green next to his left leg it looks like picolo for dbz. o.o

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why does every pic i goto have racism......????

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This dude's family must've hated him. Tong How else could they not notice his disappearance?

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JoeyMartyr
United States JoeyMartyr

this could easily happen to me!

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i wonder if he would care if i had one of his cigarettes on the table i really need one oh and his little green piggy bank hell yea

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Looks like he died in his sleep, and from a drug overdose looking at the pill bottles in the lower left corner.

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theoneneo71
United States theoneneo71

homeless man finds abandonded house, does nothing but collect cans, and look for food, gets sick after around a week, sits in chair, freezes to death... there are pictures of a journal he kept somewhere around the internet

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