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Deer Hit By Car

Deer steak anyone?

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I would have put it out of its misery.

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oh and FIRST!

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too much beer for deer..

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Yeah, this is a common sight from where I'm from. Not very often you don't go down the highway without seeing some kind of carnage spread for a quarter of a kilometer. My buddy was telling me that just a while ago he and his buddies hit a deer and it was just like this one- they decided to hack it right at the spine at his neck. So they did. And then my friend was like "..well that didn't kill it.. it's just paralyzed now..." So I think they sludged it in the head afterwards. Yep.

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Born_to_kill_Infidel
United States Born_to_kill_Infidel

wth is the guy recording? he should be slaughtering that deer with a knife before it dies...fresh halal meat.

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HandsomeDevil
United States HandsomeDevil

that's actually rather sad.  they should put a bullet in its head and then butcher it for meat.  mmm... venison!

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Thats just sad and not phucked up..

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Lots of wild animals like to get off their face on mushrooms, just saying.

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Deer , I have found, are very nice animals.... slow roasted with lots of herbs and butter, mmmm mmm de-lishus!

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im pretty sure that deer was just trippin hard on acid... well either way im sure it would love to supply us with some deer jerky Laughing

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This ones sad, should take it home for free meal

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@ noshot - HAHA, I was all sad and thinking it needed mercy. I would have killed a perfectly happy deer!

@ Peach - I know what you mean, here in Or. there is so much road carnage it's hard to believe theres any animals left...  

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Dark Empress
United States Dark Empress

Why record this?  It would have been better if they had put the deer out of its misery, then show everyone the proper way to skin and butcher a deer.  Hopefully they didn't leave all that good meat just lying on the side of the road...there are plenty of hungry people who'd love to have some venison for dinner!

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That poor dear should of been put out of its misery...

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DeathPierceMe
United Kingdom DeathPierceMe

One time my mate hit a swan, it was still alive so he dragged it into the car and kicked it to death in the footwell. What do you think of that PETA. Thats perfectly good meat don't waste it.

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Last year a deer ran into my car... yes ran into my car.  Right into the drivers door.  I was just driving down the freeway, going 65, coming up over a hill and the asshole was running across the road.  BAM that bitch ass deer nearly got its head into my car but the retard jumped a little and his belly hit my car pissing down all over my car.   So now I'm covered in glass and deer piss, I slam on my brakes pulling over to the shoulder.  I seen the bitch ass deer flopping in the road like a homo covered in baby oil in a prison shower,  one of the red necks that stopped looking for a free meal said I ran its leg over.  I got out of my car, brushed the glass off like some badass in a action movie, grabbed my knife, and ran up the hill after the deer.  That butt fucker of a deer was still able to jump over the razer wire with one broken leg before I could stab it in the face for fucking up my car door on a cold rainy day, never mind I smell like deer piss and these rednecks thought they where going to take my deer.

Then there was a deer that ran out in front of my brothers car with its head down.  The car was a 81 Caprice, big bad ass steel car.  Got that deer on the neck with the corner of the bumper, killing the deer instantly, causing the deer to spray shit all down the side of the car but other then that the car was fine.

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HandsomeDevil
United States HandsomeDevil

@scottie  are you published? i want to read some of your works.  "...brushed the glass off like some bad ass in a action movie, grabbed my knife, and ran up the hill after the deer."Lmao  good stuff, bruh ;)

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It's a little odd that we see people dying on this site a couple of times a week, and no one has any sympathy.  Yet when we see a deer in death throes, everyone is automatically sympathetic and saying how the person recording the death should have put it out of its misery.  I'll tell you from personal experience that approaching a deer in its death throes is tantamount to suicide.  They kick and buck around so that anyone getting near them is instantly kicked in the head.  When a deer gets hit, the best thing to do is stand there and let it die.  Then if you want, take it home, skin it, gut it and clean it for deer sausage.  After all, if you kill it, you should eat it . . .

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@HandsomeDevil, I'm a failed greeting card writer,

I almost hit a deer on the way home today but this day I'm in a 24' box truck.  Those 4 deer must know what a big metal bumper will do because they all stopped right on the side of the road like whores looking for a john.  



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dragonessa1978
United States dragonessa1978

awwww, poor bambi

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Poor deer Frown

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It'll be alright.
I'm sure the deer will get up and walk it off.

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down here in kansas we call that dinner

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yourfatassmom
yourfatassmom

and he just stands and tapes it?

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i don't know what I would do to help this deer. what can you really do if you don't have something to put it out of its misery?

poor thing

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Thanks for sharring importent information in this blog. It was very nice.

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Actually in the state I'm from, its illegal to come back and kill it with a gun, unless you have a deer tag.

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Scottie, you're just a fleshy virus that deserves to be put to sleep, bwahahaa!

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having trouble getting the m4r file to the itunes folder!!!please help

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