That's Phucked

Dictionary for Decoding Womans Personal Ads

For those on-line daters out there, you've all been on those dates where your date does not match her profile.
Use the following decoding method to decode her ad.  The really funny thing is just how true this really is!

Of course the cute girl in this picture is a hot model called Jarah Mariano (You will not be dating her)

40-ish 50
Adventurous Slept with everyone
Athletic 32 A Cup
Average looking Moooo
Beautiful Pathological liar
Emotionally Secure Taking Seratonin Re-Uptake Inhibitors
Feminist Fat
Free Spirit Junkie
Friendship first Reformed Slut - you should have met her sooner
New-Age Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned No B.J.'s
Open-minded Desperate
Outgoing Loud and embarrassing
Professional Bitch
Voluptuous Very fat
Large frame Hugely fat
Height/Weight Proportionate Short and Fat
Wants soul mate Stalker

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