That's Phucked

Dictionary for Decoding Womens English


Yes No
No Yes
Maybe No
We need I want
I am sorry You'll be sorry
We need to talk You're in BIG trouble
Do what you want You will pay for this later
I am not upset Of course, I am upset, you moron!
You're very attentive tonight Is sex all you ever think about?


I am hungry I am hungry 
I am sleepy I am sleepy 
I am tired I am tired 
Nice dress Nice cleavage! 
I love you Let's have sex now 
I am bored Do you want to have sex? 
May I have this dance? I'd like to have sex with you. 
Can I call you sometime? I'd like to have sex with you. 
Do you want to go to a movie? I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? I'd like to have sex with you.
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit I'm Gay 

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LOL laughed pretty hard at the men's decoding.


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Hey Tess,<br /> How did you switch over your Iphone 4s ESN number without Verizon forcing you to put data? Did you do it over the phone, online, store? I was told by the Verizon customer service rep that Verizon's systems read the ESN and FORCES the account to have the data package. (ridiculous if you tell me) but I would like to know how to switched your ESN....<br />THANKS!!


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