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Is this like the boat in a bottle?


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First is that cum near the top of the bottle?

Second by the time he gets his dick out I hope there is irreparable damage, dumb-shits like this weird me the fuck out.

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dogs bollocks
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he probably put it in soft, then got it hard.
thats how he did it!

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Why is it that men feel that they have to stick their cock into a hole just because its there....o is that a stupid question?? :S

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*or.. sorry

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why the hell would ANYONE wanna do this lol

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dogs bollocks
United States dogs bollocks

well Jess, i'd like to stick mine in your hole, if not, i might phuck a bottle too!

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:o   no! ouch ouch ouch

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I know how he did it .....  He wine and dined her, too her to the movies, got her drunk and then took advantage of her.  What a bastard!

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lol it looks like a toe!!

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My dick will not fit in soft or hard.

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lmao what a nob, im going with the theory its a fake picture, dont want to even think how he managed that

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hey Sarah hows it going I checked your photo's out I bow to you princess

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I bet he put a match in the bottle...`member the egg from science class...

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Ok, how the fuck did he manage that?

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Seriously. I've been trying to do this for years, but knowing that this fucker managed to do it before me... Well that just pisses me the fuck off.

Lubricant, thats it!!! Whay havn't I've thought of that before? Oh well.

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Maybe I should try to shove a glass jar up my ass without the damn thing breaking. Yall will see me in a little while.

I am just one bloody ass filled with broken glass shards away from being famous.

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I'm just joking, just to let yall know.

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Or am I?

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awwww his peepee has diabetes.. reason for the DIET coke bottle.(hehe)

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somebody should try to shove there dick in a pencil sharpener then send it to mr phucked....... or maybe ill just try it, right after i skin all the extra fat off

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I tried doing this with a 3-liter of Faygo. I still got stuck. >.<

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i dont see how that would feel good...so fkn stupid LOL

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I have been looking for content like this for a research project I am working. Thanks very much. These types of cheap electronic gadgets used to be readily available down at the mall when stores like Brookstone and Sharper Image were around, but when those places closed down I obviously had to come up with a different way to feed my habit.

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aint nothin some coldwater can fix

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