That's Phucked

Dimitri The Stud

Would you date this man?  What a looser!
Make sure to read the transcript below the video...
Message 1

Hey Olga, it's Dimitri.

Sorry I had to leave such a rushed message with you when we met the other day. I just wanted to quickly give you my phone number, and needed to get the heck out of the area. In any event, I thought I had better leave you a more detailed message and explain why I approached you. I am single. I have no trouble meeting women; I mean, women approach me six or seven times a day. But I'm extremely particular about what I like. You're an extremely elegant woman. I couldn't take my eyes off you, and your friends were very jealous — even if they say they weren't, they were envious of the fact that I approached you, and I was very taken by you. Elegant women are very rare. I'm Greek and I'm extremely particular about what I like. So I'm giving you an opportunity here. I don't know if you picked up the message on the weekend but I'm working on a movie script so I'll be doing that all weekend…

This looks like a land line, and if it is you may not get the message till Monday. But when you do, call me and we'll get together for coffee or drinks, and let the romance begin. You looked very taken aback by my approach, and I hope that wasn't timidness, I hope it was just shock at being approached so directly. Because I don't really date timid women, because I'm a very direct, very passionate, very assertive man, and I want a woman who is very independent and strong. So… we'll talk about that, but I just wanted to formally introduce myself. I leave the ball in your court. You call me as soon as you have the courage to. Okay, Olga? Talk to you soon, bye.

Message 2:

Hi there, Olga it's Dimitri calling again, the guy from the street.
I left you a message several days ago you said you were interested. Now, here's the way I work. I don't like leaving second messages but I like you, you're a very elegant woman, you're very attractive, but, you know, I don't play that game. I know your friends tell you not to return calls; you're playing games like you see in stupid TV shows. So here's how it's gonna work. It is now 4:30 on Wednesday. Now I'll assume, I'll assume that you've already left work, because, you know, some people leave work early, so I'll grant you that. But if I don't receive a phone call back from you by 3 o'clock Thursday afternoon I'm no longer interested and I'm going to erase your number. I don't play games like that. I'm completely single, I'm very intelligent, I'm great in bed, I make great money. Believe it or not, I'm a complete catch. I've only been single four months; I had a long distance relationship for about a year, it's very tough to maintain it like that; there's nothing wrong with me. As a matter of fact I'm one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him. So I'm giving you the three o'clock deadline. If I don't hear from you by then, you lose my number — I'm erasing your number right now, so you won't be hearing back from me.

So that's it: three o'clock tomorrow, or you can just completely forget it.

Now I understand if you've got other issues, maybe you're not playing games, I don't know… maybe you were abused in childhood?…Maybe your mother has cancer, and you're going to chemo…maybe you're just a person who's extremely frightened or has an anxiety disorder, maybe you're on some medication for that…I don't know, there could be another issue that I'm not aware of. But nobody says "Call me," hands a person a business card and then doesn't return calls. It's extremely passive aggressive. You should actually look that up, passive-aggressive personality disorder. You let me know, if you've got issues, psychological issues, if you're on any sort of medication for anxiety or depression, I'm not interested. But if you're psychologically normal, and you haven't called me because there's been some horrible thing that's happened in your life that's prevented you from returning my calls, that's fine. But otherwise? Don't call me. Okay, bye.

Comments (9) -

Skinny Buddha
United States Skinny Buddha

What the FUCK?!?!  Does that really work?


Fuck it i'll give it a try


trust me.. you will be tagged as a fuckin weirdo if u ever try this shit.. this guy sounds so fuckin lonely.. for god sake u met her in the street!


Herm... I think this is the type of guy that would clone himself JUST so that he could marry himself.

On the other hand, if he actually gets any poon by acting like a goon... He has to have gotten his ego from somewhere...

Ugh, forget that. Ladies, if this is the type of man you're into, just do us a favor and throw yourselves off a cliff alright?  Make sure to take your slimeball boyfriend with you if you do.


You think the voicemails are offensive?  I did a bit of digging on line and found this link to the most recent announcement for Dimitri The Lover's anti-metrosexual organization, The "Toronto Real Men" ...


this of off the show kenny vs spenny its a contest bettween this  quy and spenny probly who can pick up chicks, so he's not for real


I'd fuck the guy in the first picture.


Richie Valens
Richie Valens ... voicemails are viral marketing for a film by Brad Goodman, who worked on Bruno, Borat, Religulous, etc ... Dimitri The Lover is a star


I've read through so many of these posts and I garee that Verizon service is better and signal much more reliable and their customer service is 5 STAR and NO they do not work off commision, that is a myth. That said I think AT&T however get way better phones such as the iPhone, Blackberry Bold, etc and there is the 3G.


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