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Dirty Sanchez - How To

Wondering what you and your date can do this weekend?  How about some good old fashioned Dirty Sanchez.
Dirty Sanchez is performed when a male fingers a female's ass and wipes the reminants on the female's upper lip.
 
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Kimchee Fart
Kimchee Fart

LOL, WTF!! illustration of what Mr.Phucked does to his one night stands. Laughing

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ok what's it called if a female does this to a male? heaps guys supposedly like it, it doesnt make you gay - promise

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This shit is funny, would like to see some more adult porno.. oh, I mean this animated shit, my badLaughing

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Never done it, though my now ex girl friend (the one in my current pic) was an ex lesbian and always wanted to wear a strap-on and use it on me.

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Noshot you lucky bastard. I've been trying to find a girl into that, with no luck.

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dude from us
United States dude from us

Noshot, I have a strong suspicion you let her. Even if its a bitch, that shit is super gay. WTF??!! I had a chick stick her finger in my ass one time while I was hitting it and I said, what the hell are you doing? She said, well my husband Tom likes it. I said well I am not Tom. Take your finger out of my ass. I proceeded to blow my wod in her and never hit it again.

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bjoernsprock
Germany bjoernsprock

whats the songname ?

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bjoernsprock
Germany bjoernsprock

@ the last few seconds ?

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Hard on a bitch- Too $hort

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Dude you spelled wood wrong make sure you get your fiction stories spell checked Tong

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XD

AAHAHAHAHAH... Oh thats funny.

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NathanBedfordForest
Mexico NathanBedfordForest

I've never performed a dirty sanchez on my girl but i donkey punched her once...lmao
never guna do that again....

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@Lolzproblem he just spelt 'wod' wrong, it should be 'wad' - a small mass of soft material, to put it politely, in other words jizz,spunk, spoof

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dude from us
United States dude from us

Lolzproblem, Thanks for reading my post baby girl. Its not fiction, I would probably let you stick your finger in my ass and we could give you a good ol Dude From US Dirty Sanchez. You are a good looking negro mix, so lets fuck.

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HandsomeDevil
United States HandsomeDevil

i once gave an ex-girlfriend a dirty sanchez but it didn't go over so well.  when i got drunk and passed out the following night, i awoke to her giving me a cleveland steamer.  i got my revenge, though.  the next weekend, i gave her best friend a glass bottom boat whilst her little sister gave me a blumpkin. xD  

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HandsomeDevil
United States HandsomeDevil

^^now that's fiction for'ya.  ;)

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HandsomeDevil
United States HandsomeDevil

@noshot  damn, dude, you converted a lesbian to dick? few of us can boast that.  i tip my hat off to you, sir.  you are cock of the walk.  =P

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@ Dude from us Fuck that you can shove a fist up your ass and smear all the shit in your mouth because I sure and the hell wouldn't fuck you for all the money in the world XD

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dude from us
United States dude from us

Lolzproblem,Babt girl its a major turn on when you get worked up like that.
There is a strong parallel between love and hate. I know you love and want me. The truth will be our little secret. Te amo baby girl.

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@ Dude the truth is you can go fuck yourself with a rusty 11 foot pole while you choke on the rod and breath your very last breath as I record it and place it on thatsphucked and then break all your bones and blend your body parts and dump them down the river and no one would ever know.

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dude from us
United States dude from us

Lolzproblem , you are super hot baby girl. I love when you are worked up. Thanks for the love baby

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I hate you so much....

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can anybody tell me what is the name of the song in this vid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pleaaasseeeeeeeeeee aaaaaaaaa

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Thanks for sharring importent information in this blog. It was very nice.

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I would much rather buy E-Cigs online than in mall kiosk, basically due to the costs.

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