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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

Bitch had huge legs, definitely a nigger loving bitch, good riddins

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

I guess ur jealous of our "size," arentcha DooFUS?

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James Knight
India James Knight

She's fat! Her guts look like she just had dinner from KFC!

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Comments I am expecting so I'll jump in and get them out of the way early.
1. Big white girl tastes like chicken. Nigga, doorag<---- from Gauntlets twin.
2. Black guy fucked her and smashed her pelvis <--- ellio
3. She wasn't doing the twist.. she was doing the charlston.  <--- lolz
4. I feel sad that she got squashed. She looks Australian which means it was probably an Indonesian muslim truck driver who deliberately run her over believing that there is a bounty on white christians. <--- Tiger
5. Should of been a black bitch, they pop out so many babies soaking up welfare, the car would have probably have just bounced over her.  <--- Dude from US
6. I'd still do her <--- Lexus
7. Youz r all fucktard dumasses ifn yoo fink dis so fuckin stupid lol <---zman44
8. She is definitely not having babies after this.  <---Amber
9. I'm going to watch 'John Carter' tonight and if its like the book it will be good but seeing as Disney did it, its probably not so good story wise but OK on effects. Smile <--- me.
did I miss anyone?

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damn noshot, nope u did good on that on, covered everyone

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James Knight
India James Knight

Good one on zman!!

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Gauntlets Twin
United States Gauntlets Twin

I seens dis bitch in KFC da other day. She eated an entire bucket of chicken legs. I likes a bitch dat like chicken. I gots her number, guess I donts need it no more. I was goings to gits some chicken wif her. She was a nice bitch, she even smelled likes chicken, I miss my baby. I thinks I loved her. I is gonna gits me sum chicken an trys to foget I losted my baby

Gaunts, I putted yo dew rag ons a homeless guy, he wored it fo 3 days, it still here fo ya. Comes git yo dew rag an lets git some chicken.

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Noshot the BIGGEST thing you missed is...It's a bloody re-post! also..
10. Hey, what about me? <--- Andrew
11. Lolz, you're my girl... <--- Linsday
12. Damn, dat is messy! <--- Gauntlets the Fighter
13. I'm not worried what you say about me or my wife Mary. <--- James
Ahh that'll do!

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ha ha I just realised nobody thought of 'Ol Smitty' THAT says it ALL! Anyway no-one knows what he's gonna come out with, he's all over the place like a mad woman's shit.

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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

Tiger, That was the funniest thing you have ever said:

13. I'm not worried what you say about me or my wife Mary. <--- James

Great one

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@noshot @tiger
thats phucken funny

poor 'Ol Smitty'

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Thats probably smitty in the picture. I've noticed a lack of comments lately.

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"hey what about me" oh shit I did say that once. That's what I get for alternating between lighthearted/kidding/joking and being honest on a fucked up forum Tong

But seriously...that had to be one of the most painful deaths on here if she broke her femurs. I know firsthand even shin fractures hurt 10-20x worse than wrist or even skull fractures. Femurs are supposedly the worst, looks like she broke both and obviously had her organ ripped out.

Time to get back to work and my kid- I only have one but if we're using comments as a judge I guess I spend more time with just one as a dad than tiger spends with 4 as a mom. FUCK YOU TIGER. Just kidding, we seem to have the fact and seriousness approach in common, except you as a woman need to be a little cunty now and then I guess.

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only once you said it when @Lolz didn't answer you, don't worry I can't believe @noshot thinks I'm a christian(?) i'm actually a TOTAL non-believer! AND what makes you think I've got 4 kids? I've got 3! THAT is NOT a litter!

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John Carter was excellent in 3D at the local IMAX even if those glasses never fit. Story compressed version from the book and the special effects were pretty good. The Story line is not for everyone (Sci-Fi actioner) and it is definitely Disney with alien blood all blue or green and human blood hardly showing. The New series of Spartacus is top notch for gore BTW.

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if you thought that was a great one doofus then your more pathetic than i thought. i see your still just a punk made bitch hiding behind a little pink triangle( fuckin fag ).its true, i dont give a shit what your stupid ass says about me or mary cause the shit you say isnt even close tobeing correct. pull your panties up you little pussy and show your face.

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Heh. Good I don't have to tell you to relax and take shit because you're a woman. Lolz is cute and probably smart but probably lying about surgical tech salary, unless its for high end breast implants or something similarly super private/expensive. But hey who cares she could be a 45 male pervert behind the keyboard for all I know. I was just trying to be cool, I know my changing between dead serious and joking on a site where I shouldn't be saying much of anything personal could be confusing.

Nah- three's not bad. Supposedly the 17 year old I was sleeping with at 21 has 5 kids now. That seems bad... Hopefully everyone with average or worse genes stop at three so we don't need the first justifiable holocaust to keep evolution on path (kidding)

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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

James, your response and hostility is adorable. I love your cute little trailer park ways.Go suck Marys dirty dick and watch Nascar sweet pants.

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i love the fact that you think i live in a trailor park. where did you even get that? you dont know shit about me. your just a low life pussy that spends his whole time, day after day, on a stupid website running your mouth.you know you wouldnt talk this shit to my face. how can you look at yourself in the mirror knowing what a piece of shit you are? it obvious that you have no friends no woman and no life, never have never will.

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@ Andrew
I usually change my gravatar pic with my pictures of myself so the possibility of me being a man isn't very likely. If you want I can change my photo again with another one. Secondly Though the salary I make isn't big it's not small either. I make enough to get by and live on and enough to buy me some nice clothes and games and pay for the mortgage and bills for my house with my girlfriend.

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I hear ya girl Tong I don't make 85k but I make 2-3x more than I would working on "the outside" because of the college catch-22. Thanks for being honest with the half-sane internet crowd..just sayin it was technically possible for you to be a man- I could be a gifted 8 year old girl with psychological issues.

Hopefully that girlfriend likes all of your new clothes Smile and she isn't the fem lesbo version of gold digger- unless she's too hot for you to care

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No Shoes, no panties. Walk of shame gone wrong?

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@noshot f*cking made the post. +1

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Btw bitch has huge legs.Probably wasn't fast enough to cross the road. Frown

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James how are you still getting trolled by the same guy!

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