That's Phucked

Don't Hurt My Penis

I'm sure guys can relate to this.  Something/someone is about to hit your balls.
What do you do?  You protect them!
This guy protected his balls but the rest of him didn't do too well...

Maybe he should give his balls to Mao Sugiyama so he can cooks his testicles and penis.

Don't Hurt My Penis

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United States CaptainStagnetti

This is what happens when you take an abstinence pledge


Master Bates
United States Master Bates

I could still work with that!


It seems that Apple has stopped using Skyhook and replace with their own location database, which we can not update. This solution, unfortunately doesnt seem to work anymore. I tried


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