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Funniest email from a foreigner EVER

From a Hungarian guy I went on a date with a month and a half ago. This email was sent to me on August 3rd, which I had totally forgotten about till now:

Hey Annik,
how are you? So, unfortunately we didn't find solution for my problem. You know, to stay here. :-(
So, at September 30 I'll go to home (Hungary).
I hope you won't be cross with me but I would like to be straight. We met and talked one time and hopefully you see I'm not a pushy guy and hopefully you feel symphaty to me. :) If you remember I told you I never had sex with asian girl, I miss sex, I would like to hear speeking my partner in english language during sex and I would like to speek in hungarian language during sex ... So, I don't want to offend you by my email but I would like to ask you: if you are open for spend with me some hours (maybe not one time) I would be happy! :) You know my conditions around me, you saw me, we talked ...
So, I just want you to know, I would like to do sex with you because:
1. After our meeting I feel symphaty to you.
2. I have desires, like to speek and hear diff language during sex.
3. I never had asian bedmate. It's so exciting for me. :)
4. I think you have very good sexual.
5. Here are some exciting sexual things on you: your eyes, your lips .. huh! :)
6. And I don't want to be pharisaic: I miss sex and I don't want to go home without this experience, like sex with asian girl, talking in diff language simple and dirty things ... 
7. And I hope you will come sometime in Hungary and I would be your "host" in Hungary! :)
So, you see I'm straight and I hope, you don't feel bad by my email. If you are open for this fun, I would be so happy. If you are not open, I hope you don't feel aggrieved by my email!
Take care,

Comments (5) -

aawww!! that was the cutest email message from a guy asking for sex that i ever saw XD


wow and i thought my emails were bad


Theres nothing like pleading ur case for sex via email in butchered english......just gets a girl all moist and


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